Gee, it's so sad when a TV show doesn't live up to expectations. (snicker) (OOOPS... I meant sniffle)
Alas, I really don't get it. Sam Fuller's 1964 film, The Naked Kiss, covered some of the same ground 40 (ooops, I meant 50 ...must have been caught in a time whorl) years ago, although not in quite as contrived a fashion as True Dicks.
From Wiki:
Kelly (Towers) is a prostitute who shows up in the small town of Grantville, just one more burg in a long string of quick stops on the run after being chased out of the big city by her former pimp. She engages in a quick tryst with local police chief Griff (Eisley), who then tells her to stay out of his town and refers her to a cat-house just across the state line.
Instead, she decides to give up her illicit lifestyle, becoming a nurse at a hospital for handicapped children. Griff doesn't trust reformed prostitutes, however, and continues trying to run her out of town.
Kelly falls in love with J.L. Grant (Dante), the wealthy scion of the town's founding family, an urbane sophisticate, and Griff's best friend. After a dream-like courtship where even Kelly's admission of her past can't deter Grant, the two decide to marry. It is only after Kelly is able to finally convince Griff that she truly loves Grant and has given up prostitution for good that he agrees to be their best man.
Shortly before the wedding, Kelly arrives at Grant's mansion, only to find him on the verge of molesting a small girl. As he grinningly tries to persuade her to marry him, arguing that she too is a deviant, the only one who can understand him, and that he loves her, Kelly strikes him with a phone receiver, killing him instantly. Jailed, and under heavy interrogation from Griff, she must convince him and the town that she is telling the truth about Grant's death.
As Kelly tries to exonerate herself, one disappointment follows another, and enemies old and new parade through the jailhouse to defame her. In despair, she is at last able to find Grant's victim and prove her innocence.
Didn't appear to change much though. Even Wiki missed a huge plot point by failing to mention that the "wealthy scion of the town's founding family" was responsible for a string of child rapes & murders. &, if I'm not mistaken, he targeted orphans & used his position to dodge suspicion. Of course, that neat-o occult element that everybody loves these days was missing, but still...
Coincidentally, all the reviews that Wiki quoted from didn't even bother mentioning the pedophilia, using the generic term "deviancy" instead.
The staff at Variety magazine gave the film and acting a positive review, writing, "Good Samuel Fuller programmer about a prostie trying the straight route, The Naked Kiss is primarily a vehicle for Constance Towers. Hooker angles and sex perversion plot windup are handled with care, alternating with handicapped children 'good works' theme...Towers' overall effect is good, director Fuller overcoming his routine script in displaying blonde looker's acting range."
Critic Jerry Renshaw liked the film and wrote, "The Naked Kiss finds Sam Fuller's tabloid sensibilities boiling to the surface, as it dwells on the uncomfortable and taboo subjects of deviancy, prostitution, and small-town sanctimony. In typical Fuller style, it's a hard look at a nightmarish world, lurid and absorbing enough to demand that the viewer watch. It's part melodrama, part sensationalism, and part surreal, but above all it's absolutely, positively 100% Sam Fuller, with all the nuance and subtlety of a swift kick in the butt."
Eugene Archer, writing in The New York Times, wrote that The Naked Kiss "has style to burn" and shows that Fuller is "one of the liveliest, most visual-minded and cinematically knowledgeable filmmakers now working in the low-budget Hollywood grist mill", but denounced the plot as "patently absurd" and "sensational nonsense", judging the whole as a "wild little movie".
Of course, we all know that if True Dicks would have been written by a true member of the Elite Pedophile Battle Clan, it would have opened eyes & opened hearts & oodles of concerned citizens would have descended on orphanages worldwide to rescue all those poor at risk orphans from their lives of sad despair.
Or millions of concerned citizens would have just sat around their Internipples and gossiped about how awful those elite pedophiles are, interspersing their deep & heartfelt concern with fawning adulation for the show's stars as they blissfully awaited next seasons journey to "THE DARK & EDGY SIDE."
Oh yeah, maybe they would have googled shit too.
& tweeted.
& Facebooked.
& Instagrammed.
& blogged.
&....oh fuck it........
What's the use?