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Re: Manufactured 'Contagion' - Coronavirus Edition

Postby Elvis » Fri Mar 13, 2020 6:43 am

I lost count of the number of times he touches his face. Rubs his lips, rubs his nose, scratches his nose, plays with his ear, cradles his head on his hand, pinches his cheek several times. A caller asks why he's not wearing a mask, and he does a bof and looks a little sheepish.

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I just got into a fun 5-piece country band and it's going great. but do musicians wash their hands enough? We could probably rehearse three feet apart, but it's one more risk. Forget gigs. I'll bet one in five around here have it right now. (I'm not far from the US "epicenter.")

I loved the Dean Martin Show. Dean didn't like to rehearse or do retakes, so it's full of ad-libs and horsing around.

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I have the DVD set, plus the Dean Martin Roasts. Nostalgia is the strangest thing. But do they even have variety shows now? I don't think they do.
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Re: Manufactured 'Contagion' - Coronavirus Edition

Postby Grizzly » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:17 am

teacher explaining the importance of washing hands with soap to elementary students.

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Re: Manufactured 'Contagion' - Coronavirus Edition

Postby Wombaticus Rex » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:01 am

"Wash Your Hands" is on par with "Stock Up On Toilet Paper" -- funny how it's being promoted by the same smug assholes who were insisting masks "didn't work" just two short weeks ago.

Everyone needs a Ghost Dance in the face of what they cannot control, though, and I guess it's harmless as such fetishes go.

Been some good, morose Big Thinky essays so far. Mike Davis, not surprisingly, has a really great riff: The Monster Is Finally At The Door.

My favorite, also not surprisingly, is this Aelkus piece on the disconnect between narrative and reality:

It Only Wants Targets

13 March 2020

It is incredible that something so small, so insignificant, and aggressively stupid as COVID-19 could be upending the world right now. But it is doing so. As tiny as it is, the virus has the power to inflict significant human harm. It reproduces, it kills, and those it does not kill it may nonetheless leave with lasting injuries. But the virus has another power, a power that makes it uniquely dangerous to Western society: it is utterly stupid. Scientists and philosophers debate whether viruses are even properly counted among the living. But whether it is alive or dead does not matter.

It exists, and the only thing it wants is targets.

It does not think, it does not feel, and it lies totally outside the elaborate social nuances humans have carved out through patterns of communication, representation, and discourse. And this, above all else, makes it a lethal adversary for the West. It has exposed how much of Western society – but American society in particular – is permeated with influential people who have deluded themselves into thinking that their ability to manipulate words, images, and sounds gives them the ability to control reality itself.

They implicitly or explicitly assume that by attaching labels and names to things, they can control them. They implicitly or explicitly behave as if control over narrative is control over the things narrative is attached to. The virus therefore was a problem of psychology before it was a problem of microbiology, because people did not have the “right” attitudes and words for something that in and of itself was incapable of having attitudes or making words. And from the President on down, politicians behaved (and are still behaving) as if it was something that could be spun or narrativized away.

The “reality gap” is often blamed on postmodernism, but this is unfair. Postmodernists were among some of the first to predict the descent into fantasy. One of the core lessons of Theory is that the appearance of reality glitching out is actually reality imposing itself on fantasy. In the 1979 version of Westworld, the guests enjoy a fake world full of robots that pretend to be vicious killers. When the robots actually become capable of lethal violence the guests devolve into raw panic. This wasn’t supposed to happen!

More to the point, it is a pity that Jean Baudrillard did not live to see Gavin Newsom exempt Disney theme parks from a ban on public gatherings, as the cultural utility of places like Disneyland featured very heavily in his theories. As he said “it is meant to be an infantile world, in order to make us believe that the adults are elsewhere, in the “real” world, and to conceal the fact that real childishness is everywhere.” So what is the problem, then?

There is no one “problem” because watching so many things fail in real time makes it obvious that the failure is diverse and cumulative. We could talk about the primacy of advertising or something closely related to it in shaping our political and media environment. We could go on to examine how decaying legacy institutions projected their own sickness and incompetence onto their rivals rather than living up to their responsibilities. And we could debate the various dueling theories of social and institutional decay that have been bandied about since 2015-2016.

But I would like to return to the obsession with using words to control reality. There were endless attempts early on to compare it to a less-threatening entity, the flu or even the common cold. In doing so, institutional actors tried to take something new and uncertain and fit it into a tame pre-existing mental model that they preferred. Acknowledging the virus as a creature of fate – of fortuna – would be to admit that it could collapse the elaborate machinery for making narrative and reveal the narrative-makers as utterly impotent.

Managing public health and disease was one of the core tasks that helped build the legitimacy of industrial era government in the 19th and 20th centuries. When civil servants are too burdened by bureaucratic red tape and the need to perform political face-work to properly pursue this endeavor, it is a sign that Western society has traded the substance of political competence for its appearance. And more generally, a society that cares more about declining trust in institutions than what institutions have substantively done to deserve trust – and which devotes far more effort towards managing the behavioral psychology of risk than actually reducing risk – is engaged in narrative-making as a singular pursuit above all else.

Which is where our virus comes in. It is a very simple creature, unburdened by all of this discursive weight. To the extent it can be said to have desires and needs, they are very humble. It only wants targets. We lack a working vaccine and estimates vary about how fast we can get one, but it was born with a natural immunity to our capacity to distract ourselves with our silly little language-games. As this seems to be the most powerful weapon our society had up to this point, we will have to go to Plan B: actually doing something to alter the situation instead of hoping that things will change if we come up with nicer-sounding words to describe it.
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Re: Manufactured 'Contagion' - Coronavirus Edition

Postby JackRiddler » Fri Mar 13, 2020 12:09 pm

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The thing about toilet paper is I don't think ANYONE, meaning a medical, official or corporate media speaker, suggested this. It's a true spontaneous response. Correct me if I'm wrong.* If so, this shows us the consumer id. This is what people inistinctively reach for in the panic. They feel they are full of shit.

* It may have been on some lists of things it would be advisable to buy?

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Re: Manufactured 'Contagion' - Coronavirus Edition

Postby Wombaticus Rex » Fri Mar 13, 2020 12:16 pm

JackRiddler » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:09 am wrote:.

The thing about toilet paper is I don't think ANYONE, meaning a medical, official or corporate media speaker, suggested this. It's a true spontaneous response. Correct me if I'm wrong.* If so, this shows us the consumer id. This is what people inistinctively reach for in the panic. They feel they are full of shit.

* It may have been on some lists of things it would be advisable to buy?


The first time I heard about toilet paper shortages coming from someone outside the internet it was from an office paper sales rep on February 18th. (Been keeping detailed notes since I realized this was serious.)

By that point, however, it had been an issue (and conversation du jour) in Asia for two weeks. This is not a new thing.

It's so trivially easy to parse out a timeline for shit like this and "reporters" still won't do it.

Anyways, here's an English language discussion from Feb. 19th -- harder to find sources in SERPs now that everyone is flooding the keywords with their lazy bullshit about behavioral economics.

https://www.scmp.com/news/china/society ... enty-stock
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Re: Manufactured 'Contagion' - Coronavirus Edition

Postby Cordelia » Fri Mar 13, 2020 1:11 pm

Thank you Tom, this gives me courage. Our poor dear American Icon.

Tom Hanks on coronavirus isolation: 'We are taking it one day at a time'

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Re: Manufactured 'Contagion' - Coronavirus Edition

Postby cptmarginal » Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:21 pm

Here’s How The National Security Agency Will Protect Itself During A Pandemic

Secret documents sketch out the worst-case scenario for “a 1918-like pandemic and no effective response.”

Jason Leopold
Anthony Cormier

Posted on March 13, 2020, at 4:54 p.m. ET

The Department of Health and Human Services has recommended that intelligence community personnel have at least three months’ worth of food on hand in the event of an uncontrolled pandemic.

The recommendation was contained in an unclassified influenza contingency plan drafted in 2009 by the National Security Agency. It details the sweeping steps the spy agency should take to keep its personnel safe and working on critical intelligence matters in the event of such a crisis.

The 50-page document — obtained by BuzzFeed News last July following a six-year Freedom of Information battle — tracks closely with steps that have now been widely adopted by Americans facing the current coronavirus outbreak, which the World Health Organization officially declared a global pandemic this week. The contingency plan was drafted in response to a 2006 directive from then-president George W. Bush that called upon federal government agencies to implement a "national strategy" for a potential influenza pandemic.

The new coronavirus is a novel virus in the same family as those that caused SARS and MERS. So far it has spread to more than 132,000 people across the globe and killed 4,900 people, mostly in China. While the coronavirus is much more deadly than influenza, a flu pandemic can also have devastating impacts. The 1918 Spanish flu killed almost 50 million people worldwide.

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Since 2013, BuzzFeed News has filed more than two dozen public records requests with multiple federal agencies seeking their influenza pandemic plans. Many agencies have refused. As recently as Thursday, the Securities and Exchange Commission claimed an exemption that applies to "the internal personnel rules and practices of an agency.”

The NSA did not respond to a request for comment about whether the contingency plan it issued a decade ago has been updated and if it can be applied to the coronavirus pandemic. However, an official with the Office of the Director of National Intelligence, which oversees the intelligence community, told BuzzFeed News the agency intends to implement guidance issued by the Office of Personnel Management to ensure the intelligence community’s “mission remains uninterrupted.”

“The IC has numerous missions requiring a global workforce presence,” the official said, referring to the intelligence community. “Agencies are developing preparation and response plans consistent with federal guidelines and regulations.”

During a pandemic, the NSA's 2009 plan states that every time “affiliates” — civilian or military personnel assigned to work at that agency — enter a government building they would be screened for fever or other flulike symptoms, in an area outfitted with “special airflow and filtration capabilities.” The plan also limits employee travel and requires a physician’s clearance to return from work after illness. In a crisis, the plan would give NSA leadership the ability to quarantine individuals, campuses or NSA headquarters.

Some workers would be asked to do jobs they don’t normally do to “staff critical mission functions” for the NSA. During a pandemic, the agency would make “evacuation payments” to workers so they can reach a “safe haven” and continue working. The NSA also planned to provide access to psychologists or social workers to “address stress.”

The plan pointed out that simple steps, such as social distancing and proper hand-washing, are effective at slowing the spread of the virus. And the plan said that the goal of public health officials should be to slow down the rate of infection and limit the burden on medical staff and hospitals.

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The plan is supplemented by a PowerPoint presentation titled “Pandemic Planning” that was written by the Department of Health and Human Services and contains specific recommendations for the intelligence community.

In one slide, HHS made stark predictions about a possible viral outbreak. “We don’t know when the next pandemic will occur, which influenza virus will cause it, or how severe it will be,” the document stated.

A slide titled “Pandemic Severity Index” ranks threat levels. The top level is at “Category 5” — at which at least 2% of infected people die. “Assuming a 1918-like pandemic and no effective response,” the document said, more than 1.9 million Americans would die and 9.9 million others would require hospitalization.

Another slide titled “Pandemic Policy to Maintain the IC Mission Objectives” suggests that intelligence officers based overseas leave foreign countries early, return home and have “enough food for 12 weeks” and stockpile masks and medication.

HHS updated its pandemic influenza plan in 2017.
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Re: Manufactured 'Contagion' - Coronavirus Edition

Postby Laodicean » Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:57 pm

JackRiddler » Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:09 pm wrote:.

The thing about toilet paper is I don't think ANYONE, meaning a medical, official or corporate media speaker, suggested this. It's a true spontaneous response. Correct me if I'm wrong.* If so, this shows us the consumer id. This is what people inistinctively reach for in the panic. They feel they are full of shit.

* It may have been on some lists of things it would be advisable to buy?

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Re: Manufactured 'Contagion' - Coronavirus Edition

Postby Wombaticus Rex » Fri Mar 13, 2020 6:01 pm

Wombaticus Rex » Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:01 am wrote:Rick was not alone -- even Boris Johnson was getting in on the act:

"One of the theories is perhaps you could take it on the chin, take it all in one go and allow the disease to move through the population without really taking as many draconian measures. I think we need to strike a balance."

One wonders what exactly is being discussed over cocktails at Number Ten these days, but there is a utilitarian logic to taking a hands-off approach and just letting your entire health care industry catch both nCoV and PTSD.


So, to be clear, I was kidding at the time. Or at least, so I thought.

I made the mistake of assuming the furor over this Boris Johnson quote was a matter of Boris rambling, as he often does, and resulting transcript being mistaken for some kind of official policy. Much like my initial read on a Korean cult spreading nCoV around the world, or my thought that Brazil would be a hot spot in February, I was wrong.

"Just Let It Infect Our Citizens" actually turns out to be current UK policy. When Dominic Cummings put out the call for "weirdos and misfits with odd skills," I figured the guy was just making a bid to identify all of his potential rivals and have them killed, but clearly they're putting those people to work.

Patrick Vallance says 40m Britons would have to contract coronavirus to prevent future outbreaks

Britain’s chief scientific adviser stoked controversy on Friday when he said that about 40m people in the UK could need to catch the coronavirus to build up “herd immunity” and prevent the disease coming back in the future.

Defending Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s decision not to follow other European countries by closing schools and banning mass gatherings, Patrick Vallance said it was the government’s aim to “reduce the peak of the epidemic, pull it down and broaden it” while protecting the elderly and vulnerable.

But Sir Patrick told Sky News that experts estimated that about 60 per cent of the UK’s 66m population would have to contract coronavirus in order for society to build up immunity.

“Communities will become immune to it and that’s going to be an important part of controlling this longer term,” he said. “About 60 per cent is the sort of figure you need to get herd immunity.”


Still, I can't pretend to care about the British; they deserve all this and more.
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Re: Manufactured 'Contagion' - Coronavirus Edition

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Re: Manufactured 'Contagion' - Coronavirus Edition

Postby coffin_dodger » Fri Mar 13, 2020 7:12 pm

Still, I can't pretend to care about the British; they deserve all this and more.


Funny you should say that - this is the first time in a long time that I'm pleased to be English.

Unbelievably, our government has given it to us straight - 80% of us are going to get it, an unknown portion of us will die. It will be horrible, terrible and an extremely trying for all of us. There is no escaping this virus - it is extremely virulent, highly contagious and unpleasant to suffer. It kills people. It is here and it's going to be rough.

But, for the first time that I can recall, our government has been honest with us.

We have taken the first giant step towards becoming a nation of realists.

There is no 'triumphing' over this adversary, it is dispassionate and uncaring.
It will scar all those remaining with grief.

But we face it knowing what we face.

For the record, I think no one deserves this.
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Re: Manufactured 'Contagion' - Coronavirus Edition

Postby coffin_dodger » Fri Mar 13, 2020 7:16 pm

Still, I can't pretend to care about the British; they deserve all this and more.


Funny you should say that - this is the first time in a long time that I'm pleased to be English.

Unbelievably, our government has given it to us straight - 80% of us are going to get it, an unknown portion of us will die. It will be horrible, terrible and an extremely trying time for all of us. There is no escaping this virus - it is extremely virulent, highly contagious and unpleasant to suffer. It kills people. It is here and it's going to be rough.

But, for the first time that I can recall, our government has been honest with us.

We have taken the first giant step towards becoming a nation of realists.

There is no 'triumphing' over this adversary, it is dispassionate and uncaring.
It will scar all those remaining with grief.

But we face it knowing what we face.

For the record, I think no one deserves this.
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Re: Manufactured 'Contagion' - Coronavirus Edition

Postby Laodicean » Fri Mar 13, 2020 7:37 pm

Wombaticus Rex » Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:01 am wrote:Still, I can't pretend to care about the British; they deserve all this and more.


Still, I can't pretend to care about those bloody Yanks; they deserve all this and more.

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Re: Manufactured 'Contagion' - Coronavirus Edition

Postby Wombaticus Rex » Fri Mar 13, 2020 7:45 pm

coffin_dodger » Fri Mar 13, 2020 6:16 pm wrote:But, for the first time that I can recall, our government has been honest with us.

...

But we face it knowing what we face.


But you don't, and neither do your leaders. Nobody knows what the long term outcomes are; just like nobody knows the full clinical profile of this virus. They're assuming it's not going to be radically different from previous iterations of the coronavirus, just like they're assuming that this isn't some kind of bioweapon that saw an accidental or intentional release.

They intend to use you as a petri dish to find that out, though.
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Re: Manufactured 'Contagion' - Coronavirus Edition

Postby Laodicean » Fri Mar 13, 2020 7:53 pm

^ And YOU too, motherfucker.
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