I would have grabbed a comb out of my pocket, licked it and then started combing my hair. Have you seen THAT video? Say what you want about our evil overlords, this is the clearest demonstration of unbridled contempt for humanity, I've seen.
Dammit. Words simply cannot express much I wish I had very poor impulse control right now. Though really, neither could the picture, given that if I posted it, that wish would already have come true.
Ooh, I just fucking hate it when I successfully thwart myself before I can successfully thwart myself. It's like frustration squared. Grrr.