"Secret History of Freemasons"; Ritual Weirdness

Just saw some History Channel thing. Hilarious, and depressing. The first half hour built up a pretty decent (but incomplete and loaded with pro-mason bias or undeserved neutrality) case for why Freemasons should be viewed with deep suspicions. Not a bad half hour, except for the retarded "woo woo" special effects and music. And then in the next 10 minutes, right after the halfway point, it went into full blown debunk mode, but it was hysterically funny how lame it was. The writers of the show (obviously the script was written by Freemason sympathizers, i.e., Freemasons) seemed to just phone in the "reality" behind the scandals. The effect was like: "When in reality, William Morgan was kidnapped by renegades, see?...and so there was no conspiracy...at all...moving on..." Hilarious. The embarrassingly transparent shoddiness of the debunking attempt was almost evidence enough that there's plenty to suspect Freemasons of. For example, one thing I suspect them of, and for which they are irrefutably guilty of, is being weird. I mean, what the fuck is up with these grown men dressing up like that and keeping secrets and shit, even if they're just a bunch of affluent spiritually bankrupt but politically innocent white men? That's just fucking weird. But then there really is some kind of criminal conspiracy there, somewhere at the top levels at least, and you can feel it via the lameness of their P.R. defense. It's tangible. But back to the weirdness...this show has a re-enactment of a supposedly complete and authentic initiation ritual. And seriously, what the fuck? Who the fuck participates in rituals like that?