The Patriotic Flag-Waiver

[url=http://tinyurl.com/lcp9n3]The Patriotic Flag-Waiver
I wear a 10 gallon hat and I carry a baseball bat
And I sing about it – down on the corner of Sixth & Main Street
Stick all the Communists in one neighborhood
Terrorize their children – it’ll feel real good
Sing about it – down on the corner of Sixth & Main Street
I belong to the KKK and the NAACP
I’m a Berkley student in the John Birch Society
I’m a missile director and a propaganda collector
A woman’s elector, a Castro defector
A medical dissector, a states-rights protector
A professional soldier, a conscientious objector
A Hell’s Angel member of the Black Panther Party
A Communist member since the early 1940’s
A digger hippie, an acidhead saint
A daughter of the revolution
A Minuteman in war paint
Divided we stand, multiplied we fall
Overpopulation is my call
I’m black and I’m white, I come in every color
A student, a teacher, a non-stop lover
I’m a hawk, a dove
Known as a hate monger
Old as the hills but I’m feeling a little younger
Righteously righteous and unjustly just
Faithful indeed to everyone’s trust
Lord, the lord just came to my garage
Notice when your family sees you, they begin to duck and dodge
Donate the chef to the charcoal barbecue
Transplanted heart sewed to the sole of my shoe
Might think I’m crazy and you might think I’m insane
But you will never know the secret that lies hidden in my brain
I’m 100 percent for Uncle Sam
A patriotic flag-waiver, that’s what I am
I wear a 10 gallon hat and I carry a baseball bat
And I sing about it – down on the corner of Sixth & Main Street
Stick all the Communists in one neighborhood
Terrorize their children – it’ll feel real good
Sing about it – down on the corner of Sixth & Main Street
Send all the draft card burners back to Viet Nam
If they protest over there you know I won’t give a damn
I’m 100 percent for Uncle Sam
A patriotic flag-waiver, is what I am...
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I wear a 10 gallon hat and I carry a baseball bat
And I sing about it – down on the corner of Sixth & Main Street
Stick all the Communists in one neighborhood
Terrorize their children – it’ll feel real good
Sing about it – down on the corner of Sixth & Main Street
I belong to the KKK and the NAACP
I’m a Berkley student in the John Birch Society
I’m a missile director and a propaganda collector
A woman’s elector, a Castro defector
A medical dissector, a states-rights protector
A professional soldier, a conscientious objector
A Hell’s Angel member of the Black Panther Party
A Communist member since the early 1940’s
A digger hippie, an acidhead saint
A daughter of the revolution
A Minuteman in war paint
Divided we stand, multiplied we fall
Overpopulation is my call
I’m black and I’m white, I come in every color
A student, a teacher, a non-stop lover
I’m a hawk, a dove
Known as a hate monger
Old as the hills but I’m feeling a little younger
Righteously righteous and unjustly just
Faithful indeed to everyone’s trust
Lord, the lord just came to my garage
Notice when your family sees you, they begin to duck and dodge
Donate the chef to the charcoal barbecue
Transplanted heart sewed to the sole of my shoe
Might think I’m crazy and you might think I’m insane
But you will never know the secret that lies hidden in my brain
I’m 100 percent for Uncle Sam
A patriotic flag-waiver, that’s what I am
I wear a 10 gallon hat and I carry a baseball bat
And I sing about it – down on the corner of Sixth & Main Street
Stick all the Communists in one neighborhood
Terrorize their children – it’ll feel real good
Sing about it – down on the corner of Sixth & Main Street
Send all the draft card burners back to Viet Nam
If they protest over there you know I won’t give a damn
I’m 100 percent for Uncle Sam
A patriotic flag-waiver, is what I am...
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