Pentagon working on zombies

[operator kos]

My friends used to laugh at me about this. But I called it. Oh yes, I called it...

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/AheadoftheCurve/pentagon-zombifies-pigs-save-injured-soldiers/story?id=9294487

Pentagon: Zombie Pigs First, Then Hibernating Soldiers

The Defense Department's latest research idea: Stop bleeding injuries by turning pigs into the semi-undead. If it works out, we humans could be the next ones to be zombified.

[mentalgongfu2]

A single injection will minimize metabolic needs, de-animating injured troops by shutting down brain and heart function. Once treatment can be carried out, they'll be "re-animated" and — hopefully — as good as new.

"Everybody's talking about the military use of this, and that's our focus now," he says. "But really, this could be much, much bigger than that."

[82_28]

How is this news?

I already thought The Pentagon and it's psychological manipulation assets had turned most of the US populace into zombies long ago.

[Maddy]

[Nordic]

My dad worked in all this top secret bullshit (and I know I've told this story before but it's especially appropriate for this thread) and he would occasionally share some little tidbit of his work, even though he wasn't allowed to talk about it.

One time he said, out of the blue, "do you know a human and a pig will explode at the same frequency?"

He said they used pigs a lot because they were in fact quite similar to human beings morphologically, especially with respect to how they will explode when exposed to certain sound weapons.

That's not the kind of thing you forget.

[beeline]

A single injection will minimize metabolic needs, de-animating injured troops by shutting down brain and heart function. Once treatment can be carried out, they'll be "re-animated" and — hopefully — as good as new.

Albiet--hopefully--somewhat hungry for brains.

And I'm wondering---what would Zombie Bacon taste like? Mmmmmmm Zombie Bacon....