Pentagon working on zombies
Posted:
Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:25 pmby operator kos
My friends used to laugh at me about this. But I called it. Oh yes, I called it...
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/AheadoftheCurve/pentagon-zombifies-pigs-save-injured-soldiers/story?id=9294487
Pentagon: Zombie Pigs First, Then Hibernating Soldiers
The Defense Department's latest research idea: Stop bleeding injuries by turning pigs into the semi-undead. If it works out, we humans could be the next ones to be zombified.
Posted:
Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:46 amby 82_28
How is this news?
I already thought The Pentagon and it's psychological manipulation assets had turned most of the US populace into zombies long ago.
Posted:
Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:23 amby Nordic
My dad worked in all this top secret bullshit (and I know I've told this story before but it's especially appropriate for this thread) and he would occasionally share some little tidbit of his work, even though he wasn't allowed to talk about it.
One time he said, out of the blue, "do you know a human and a pig will explode at the same frequency?"
He said they used pigs a lot because they were in fact quite similar to human beings morphologically, especially with respect to how they will explode when exposed to certain sound weapons.
That's not the kind of thing you forget.
Posted:
Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:37 amby beeline
A single injection will minimize metabolic needs, de-animating injured troops by shutting down brain and heart function. Once treatment can be carried out, they'll be "re-animated" and — hopefully — as good as new.
Albiet--hopefully--somewhat hungry for brains.
And I'm wondering---what would Zombie Bacon taste like? Mmmmmmm Zombie Bacon....
