OMGESOTERICALSYMBULZ!!! Shit, motherfucker, you better check your door, because I think the NSA is out there. Did you know they read your emails??!!!?!? Theirs a gps in my fonez! OH SHIT, A WHITE VAN PASSED YOUR RESIDENCE IN THE PAST WEEK
Chill the fuck out. How many warrants are out for your arrest? How many weeks have you been on the presidentially-sponsored assassination lists? Did you know zero multiplied by any other number is zero? Lady Gaga is using "Illuminist symbolism" BECAUSE THOSE ARE THE FUCKING SYMBOLS THAT WE USE. 4Realz. Do you not realize this would be like saying that in Tibet they use Bon symbolism? "Is the Dalai Lama secretly using pictures of secret Tibetan deities in public secretly?" Of course he is, what else was he going to use, pictures of Thomas Friedman? OMG is that a one-dollar bill in your pocket, or are you just flaccid? Yeah, it was secret--MORE THAN A CENTURY AGO. In case you didn't notice Al Pike spilled almost all the beans on purpose. Like, whoa, checkerboard floors! Do they mean something? Of course it fucking did, once. Right now? Maybe... maybe not.
Oh, sorry, I meant, "Her music obviously is terrible but she's so successful so she's clearly an Illuminati puppet who's corrupting the minds of children with her over-the-top costumes and set pieces, her refusal to lip sync and her complete creative control of her productions and even if she's not it's soo way synchronomystical, dude, and definitely not the target of a nasty entertainment industry word-of-mouth smear about her being a man because of her insistence on retaining control, and even if that's true that doesn't mean she's not an Illuminati puppet without knowing it" Etc.
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I just came from the Lady Gaga thread. I think I'm going to be ill.
Your mistake, man.