Greatest RI Movie Ever: The Rules.

[JackRiddler]

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Warning: Triggers.

As Greatest RI Movie Ever, I nominate Dogtooth (Greece, 2010).

You will now rent it and watch it. Or watch it by such means as are available to you. You will not google it. You will not read a review about it, if you have not already. No one who has seen it is allowed to say anything about it here. When at least 10 people have posted here to announce that they have seen it, then and only then, we will begin the thread. Once we begin the thread, those of us who have seen it will speak about it in oblique terms, to prevent those who have not from understanding what we say.

Those are the rules. It is wrong and dangerous to violate them. Believe me. I know whereof I speak.

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[8bitagent]

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Warning: Triggers.

As Greatest RI Movie Ever, I nominate Dogtooth (Greece, 2010).

You will now rent it and watch it. Or watch it by such means as are available to you. You will not google it. You will not read a review about it, if you have not already. No one who has seen it is allowed to say anything about it here. When at least 10 people have posted here to announce that they have seen it, then and only then, we will begin the thread. Once we begin the thread, those of us who have seen it will speak about it in oblique terms, to prevent those who have not from understanding what we say.

Those are the rules. It is wrong and dangerous to violate them. Believe me. I know whereof I speak.

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Downloaded and watched it not long ago:)

[JackRiddler]

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That's one. Nine to go. (The count doesn't include me. I made the rules. With me, I want 11.)

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[sunny]

Well, I'm intrigued. FYI, it's available for streaming on Netflix. *sits down to watch*

[Bruce Dazzling]

Best trailer I've seen in ages.

Will watch this w/e.

[JackRiddler]

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No trailers! Trailers are dangerous. There are things I know that you must trust, if you are to be safe.

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[Project Willow]

I've seen it, and already posted a poignant clip in the lounge, so for you who haven't seen it, DON'T GO THERE. it's a spoiler scene.

Jack, I'll wait to argue the hyperbole of your thread title when the discussion begins.

[Jeff]

You will now rent it and watch it. Or watch it by such means as are available to you.

By hook or by crook - we will.

[ilyinternet]

Hi. Watched it.

[undead]

Kai egw to evlepa, ma movo yia ta eksaskisi sta ellinika, yiati den echw toso poli kairo yia malakies sto auto meros.

[JackRiddler]

kala ta katafernis me ta ellinika sou, sto leo elefthera, omos den pistevo oti afti i tainia einai i sosti yia na matheis ellinika. Idika an eides tin arhiki skini, stin opoia mathainoun tis lexis ta paidia. Omos den katalava an tin eides i ohi; malakia den einai. ektos an i zoi i idia, poli to lene, malakia einai.

[MacCruiskeen]

I am not a number. I am a free man.

*exit, pursued by a Rover*

[82_28]

The rules is the rules. This better be good, Jack. For some reason I just don't trust your taste.

Torrenting now. Kynodontas, no?

[undead]

Signomi, ta elinika mou den einai poli kala. N tainia itane wraia. Ta malakia einai apo athropoi edw, kai tetia. Den pyrazi ama kavw lathos yiati kavevas den katalavaivouv. Ti einai to paihnidi?

[undead]

Oi ellines einai emmonoi me ta aimomiksia, nai? Akouses n tragoudi, to horiatis zwi...