ARG: Conspiracy For Good (Warning: Don't click this)

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I'm done. Abandon all hope. Don't watch this. Use the back button.
Triggers: Feelings of staring into the Abyss of Disempowerment may result among the congenitally skeptical. You have been warned.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=wN590e-fopc
Picked up through a new discovery, the Political Film Blog, at http://politicalfilm.wordpress.com/2011 ... oiod-2010/
Don't watch it and don't respond.
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Fine, read on, but only if you watch it first. It makes me too tired to analyze in English. I'll settle for riffs, which will only make sense if you watch it. (Don't watch it! Final warning!)
What is it?
It is an ARG.
What is its title?
"Nokia Presents... Tim Kring's Conspiracy for Good."
The video specifies its own genre -- prepare to gag:
"Social Benefit Storytelling."*
Meaning: A big-budget Corporate ARG sold as a form of or analogue to progressive action.
From the corporation's perspective: The point is to package large-scale viral marketing and branding measures around small-scale Pharisee Philanthropy. (Nokia shall raise the money to build five school libraries in Zambia. This is an unquestionably good thing that Nokia had best hammer on repeatedly, only because they're very good people and all.)
Use your phone's features, give books to African children! Magic!
The game involves audience participation in a fictional "protest" and "resistance" to the injustices of a fictional EVIL oil company, with a fictional happy ending.
(Author: Tim Kring, known best as screenwriter of Heroes: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Kring. Just another paycheck and author-branding for a former writer of "Knight Rider." Fuck you, Tim Kring.)
Unlike real life, the bad guys will lose. An irredeemably villainous megagreedy psycho CEO who thinks he's GOD will be carried off in handcuffs, from the middle of his own lying press conference!
Doesn't that feel good to see? Better than a movie!
Also better than the news. Your fantasy of what you wish would happen to Tony Hayward or Lloyd Blankfein has been satisfied. Or given a little scratch, anyway. Go to bed now.
How are we, the would-be critical and enlightened and revolutionary people, supposed to compete with this? How can we match the resources? The "fun" and creative puzzle-solving of an ARG? The cultural approval and lack of oppression from the authorities the game enjoys, in comparison to a real protest? How can we answer the objection that if you don't like it, you don't have to participate, and should not act like a fun-hating spoilsport?
Its strengths are enormous: It seeks to flatter its participants' egos every way it can. It gets at the coveted youthful demographic. And it sprinkles post-reality and ir-reality on all other things. To protest it is just to add to the game.
If you could ever get a good platform from which to criticize this action, one that the corporation would be forced to notice, they can turn around and call you a hypocrite for your critique. After all, all they're doing (so they can claim) is lifted from the tradition of political theater. You're all for Lysistrata, right? Did Lysistrata actually stop any wars?
It's all a show! All the world's a stage!
No risk to the player. You play a creative game, anyway a kind of scavenger hunt, and your participation will lead to guaranteed payoffs. You will defeat the scary black-shirted jackbooted security forces, played by actors with fake rifles.
Get free apps and other goodies for your Nokia phone!
No one will crack you over the head or hit you with tear gas. No arrests, just dancing and costumes. No one will call you a hippie-ass conspiracy loon. There is no risk of feeling stupid, or helpless in the face of the status quo and its superior force! Everyone should love you for being a good person!
Plus there's a small universe of esoteric byproducts online: A signature song by A Known Committed Artist, videos, subsidiary puzzles and contests. Best of all, most people still don't know it exists: Just you and the other elect. Be a secret agent! For good!
"Don't like it?! Come on, it's just having fun and helping African children get books!"
And isn't it a great thing to have at least one of these multisupercorps stand up for things that are, in principle, the Right Things?
Small consolation: The video makes the ARG look bigger than it was. The claim of 900,000 participants turns out to be 900,000 people who downloaded some app for the game. But still, thousands took part in the real-world actions.
Extra insidious: The African activist, seen being chased around London by cell-phone and surveillance cameras, who is then "disappeared." The video doesn't say, but no doubt he was found alive and rescued, thanks to the players who used their phones to find the next clue. No trussed-up whistleblower bodies here. (Or maybe the ARG plot has him killed. That works, he's the noble educated African in a suit, who holds the key info he wants to deliver to the Western society so that its conscience is stirred to end an injustice. Like in a thousand movies, this character tends to be killed so that the urban hip white protagonist can avenge him and fulfill his mission.)
The fake "Conspiracy of Good" hijacks the meme of Anonymous. "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it any more" has been rebranded as "I am not a member!" It's better to BE something special deep inside, than to risk DOING something outside. Show what you ARE on Youtube, and you've done your part.
"I am not a member!" That means, I stay within the rules of the nameless infamous authorities whom I actually hate, but undermine them by my formal obedience. Congratulations!
Upload your own "I am not a member!" video! Finally, something even more meaningless than clicking on the latest MoveOn.org petition. But surely this is something more useful than spending your life on World of Warcraft, right? It's got a social component.
Apropros! This operation was conducted at the same time as the BP blow-out was causing a large-scale extinction of life in the Gulf of Mexico. I could easily imagine BP's legal and PR teams briefly considered whether they should sue the ARG makers for using a BP-like corporation as the villain. I can even more easily imagine they ultimately decided the Nokia ARG was a very good thing. I can almost imagine them wishing they could just add themselves as a main sponsor. Why the Fuck Not?
What's the problem?
Distracting from real events. In fact, preempting outrage at real events. I already played through my anger, and I defeated the fictional Evil Oil Company. Now BP doesn't seem to matter as much. It's not as good as the movie, see? In fact, I can even imagine I'm hurting BP just by comparing them to the fictional company.
No one playing World of Warcraft imagines they're helping to make the world a better place. Kids will grow up thinking back fondly on how they participated in a theater of defeating the fictional oil company's nefarious plans (and met a lover, perhaps?). Not on how they marched for this cause or against that real-world outrage (and met a lover, perhaps). It's a subtle distinction, no doubt.
Here's one certainty:
It's not educational. It's not educational.
Real world information is displaced by a fictionalized version. Thousands of people now know more about the fictional crimes of a made-up oil company than about its obvious analogue, BP. Some will confuse what they learned about the non-existent crisis with the real one.
It's not mobilizing people for future real-world actions. On the contrary, it is substituting for real-world actions.
Modeled on the form of covert operations, the Nokia ARG happily exposes the wiring of such operations and invites everyone to help orchestrate their own political stage-show, for fun.
Reminds me of:
Color Revolutions.
Why organize for revolution in the face of tyranny, wars and unreformably fatal global dysfunction? You can vote for Obama! In 2008, anyway.
Or how about "Save Darfur," the alternative for bright clean-cut college straights to protest a real injustice that they can do nothing about, one that isn't perpetrated by their own country; instead of joining the hippie anti-war movement with its smelly old people and high risk of tear gas exposure, looking uncool and being called unpatriotic (and maybe actually accomplishing something, because the perpetrators are in your country)?
Also apropos: the Hauntology thread at http://www.rigorousintuition.ca/board2/ ... =8&t=32011
And of course:
Kayfabe.
Kayfabe, a modified Pig-Latin for "Be Fake," the modus operandi of the traveling circus known as professional wrestling.
The Nokia action gives new insight into this passage from the Kayfabe thread:
See Wrestling & the power of deception in human affairs
http://www.rigorousintuition.ca/board2/ ... 5&p=404631
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* Social benefit storytelling, reminds me of a similar-sounding concept: "Social Impact Bonds." See viewtopic.php?f=8&t=21495&p=382416
.
I'm done. Abandon all hope. Don't watch this. Use the back button.
Triggers: Feelings of staring into the Abyss of Disempowerment may result among the congenitally skeptical. You have been warned.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=wN590e-fopc
Picked up through a new discovery, the Political Film Blog, at http://politicalfilm.wordpress.com/2011 ... oiod-2010/
Don't watch it and don't respond.
.
Fine, read on, but only if you watch it first. It makes me too tired to analyze in English. I'll settle for riffs, which will only make sense if you watch it. (Don't watch it! Final warning!)
What is it?
It is an ARG.
What is its title?
"Nokia Presents... Tim Kring's Conspiracy for Good."
The video specifies its own genre -- prepare to gag:
"Social Benefit Storytelling."*
Meaning: A big-budget Corporate ARG sold as a form of or analogue to progressive action.
From the corporation's perspective: The point is to package large-scale viral marketing and branding measures around small-scale Pharisee Philanthropy. (Nokia shall raise the money to build five school libraries in Zambia. This is an unquestionably good thing that Nokia had best hammer on repeatedly, only because they're very good people and all.)
Use your phone's features, give books to African children! Magic!
The game involves audience participation in a fictional "protest" and "resistance" to the injustices of a fictional EVIL oil company, with a fictional happy ending.
(Author: Tim Kring, known best as screenwriter of Heroes: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Kring. Just another paycheck and author-branding for a former writer of "Knight Rider." Fuck you, Tim Kring.)
Unlike real life, the bad guys will lose. An irredeemably villainous megagreedy psycho CEO who thinks he's GOD will be carried off in handcuffs, from the middle of his own lying press conference!
Doesn't that feel good to see? Better than a movie!
Also better than the news. Your fantasy of what you wish would happen to Tony Hayward or Lloyd Blankfein has been satisfied. Or given a little scratch, anyway. Go to bed now.
How are we, the would-be critical and enlightened and revolutionary people, supposed to compete with this? How can we match the resources? The "fun" and creative puzzle-solving of an ARG? The cultural approval and lack of oppression from the authorities the game enjoys, in comparison to a real protest? How can we answer the objection that if you don't like it, you don't have to participate, and should not act like a fun-hating spoilsport?
Its strengths are enormous: It seeks to flatter its participants' egos every way it can. It gets at the coveted youthful demographic. And it sprinkles post-reality and ir-reality on all other things. To protest it is just to add to the game.
If you could ever get a good platform from which to criticize this action, one that the corporation would be forced to notice, they can turn around and call you a hypocrite for your critique. After all, all they're doing (so they can claim) is lifted from the tradition of political theater. You're all for Lysistrata, right? Did Lysistrata actually stop any wars?
It's all a show! All the world's a stage!
No risk to the player. You play a creative game, anyway a kind of scavenger hunt, and your participation will lead to guaranteed payoffs. You will defeat the scary black-shirted jackbooted security forces, played by actors with fake rifles.
Get free apps and other goodies for your Nokia phone!
No one will crack you over the head or hit you with tear gas. No arrests, just dancing and costumes. No one will call you a hippie-ass conspiracy loon. There is no risk of feeling stupid, or helpless in the face of the status quo and its superior force! Everyone should love you for being a good person!
Plus there's a small universe of esoteric byproducts online: A signature song by A Known Committed Artist, videos, subsidiary puzzles and contests. Best of all, most people still don't know it exists: Just you and the other elect. Be a secret agent! For good!
"Don't like it?! Come on, it's just having fun and helping African children get books!"
And isn't it a great thing to have at least one of these multisupercorps stand up for things that are, in principle, the Right Things?
Small consolation: The video makes the ARG look bigger than it was. The claim of 900,000 participants turns out to be 900,000 people who downloaded some app for the game. But still, thousands took part in the real-world actions.
Extra insidious: The African activist, seen being chased around London by cell-phone and surveillance cameras, who is then "disappeared." The video doesn't say, but no doubt he was found alive and rescued, thanks to the players who used their phones to find the next clue. No trussed-up whistleblower bodies here. (Or maybe the ARG plot has him killed. That works, he's the noble educated African in a suit, who holds the key info he wants to deliver to the Western society so that its conscience is stirred to end an injustice. Like in a thousand movies, this character tends to be killed so that the urban hip white protagonist can avenge him and fulfill his mission.)
The fake "Conspiracy of Good" hijacks the meme of Anonymous. "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it any more" has been rebranded as "I am not a member!" It's better to BE something special deep inside, than to risk DOING something outside. Show what you ARE on Youtube, and you've done your part.
"I am not a member!" That means, I stay within the rules of the nameless infamous authorities whom I actually hate, but undermine them by my formal obedience. Congratulations!
Upload your own "I am not a member!" video! Finally, something even more meaningless than clicking on the latest MoveOn.org petition. But surely this is something more useful than spending your life on World of Warcraft, right? It's got a social component.
Apropros! This operation was conducted at the same time as the BP blow-out was causing a large-scale extinction of life in the Gulf of Mexico. I could easily imagine BP's legal and PR teams briefly considered whether they should sue the ARG makers for using a BP-like corporation as the villain. I can even more easily imagine they ultimately decided the Nokia ARG was a very good thing. I can almost imagine them wishing they could just add themselves as a main sponsor. Why the Fuck Not?
What's the problem?
Distracting from real events. In fact, preempting outrage at real events. I already played through my anger, and I defeated the fictional Evil Oil Company. Now BP doesn't seem to matter as much. It's not as good as the movie, see? In fact, I can even imagine I'm hurting BP just by comparing them to the fictional company.
No one playing World of Warcraft imagines they're helping to make the world a better place. Kids will grow up thinking back fondly on how they participated in a theater of defeating the fictional oil company's nefarious plans (and met a lover, perhaps?). Not on how they marched for this cause or against that real-world outrage (and met a lover, perhaps). It's a subtle distinction, no doubt.
Here's one certainty:
It's not educational. It's not educational.
Real world information is displaced by a fictionalized version. Thousands of people now know more about the fictional crimes of a made-up oil company than about its obvious analogue, BP. Some will confuse what they learned about the non-existent crisis with the real one.
It's not mobilizing people for future real-world actions. On the contrary, it is substituting for real-world actions.
Modeled on the form of covert operations, the Nokia ARG happily exposes the wiring of such operations and invites everyone to help orchestrate their own political stage-show, for fun.
Reminds me of:
Color Revolutions.
Why organize for revolution in the face of tyranny, wars and unreformably fatal global dysfunction? You can vote for Obama! In 2008, anyway.
Or how about "Save Darfur," the alternative for bright clean-cut college straights to protest a real injustice that they can do nothing about, one that isn't perpetrated by their own country; instead of joining the hippie anti-war movement with its smelly old people and high risk of tear gas exposure, looking uncool and being called unpatriotic (and maybe actually accomplishing something, because the perpetrators are in your country)?
Also apropos: the Hauntology thread at http://www.rigorousintuition.ca/board2/ ... =8&t=32011
And of course:
Kayfabe.
Kayfabe, a modified Pig-Latin for "Be Fake," the modus operandi of the traveling circus known as professional wrestling.
The Nokia action gives new insight into this passage from the Kayfabe thread:
Eric Weinstein wrote:At the point Kayfabe was forced to own up to the fact that professional wrestling contained no sport whatsoever [i.e., when the WWF was forced to admit legally that wrestling was a show] it did more than avoid being regulated and taxed into oblivion. Wrestling discovered the unthinkable: its audience did not seem to require even a thin veneer of realism. Professional wrestling had come full circle to its honest origins by at last moving the responsibility for deception off of the shoulders of the performers and into the willing minds of the audience.
Kayfabe, it appears, is a dish best served client-side.
See Wrestling & the power of deception in human affairs
http://www.rigorousintuition.ca/board2/ ... 5&p=404631
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* Social benefit storytelling, reminds me of a similar-sounding concept: "Social Impact Bonds." See viewtopic.php?f=8&t=21495&p=382416
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