Political slogans for your cardboard sign.

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Political slogans for your cardboard sign.

Postby barracuda » Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:24 am

Looking at all the cardboard placards at #occupywallstreet has gotten me interested in the terse literary potential for the point when, god willing, we'll all be physically joining the crowd. So I'm crowdsourcing the RI hive for epigrams, aphorisms, sigils, signs, slogans, and tag-lines relevant to the next presidential stealection or any other significant occasion, for that matter. Clever, pointed, angry, pithy, mean, longwinded, or absurd slogans for any candidate, party, political philosophy, global financial meltdown, or movement that you think may come into play in the year or years to come. Favorite anti-slogans, May of '68 upgrades, Cthulhu-based propaganda, and parasitic ant nematode bumperstickers welcomed as well, naturally. Post-conspiracy and sheer meaninglessness lovingly embraced. Do what you're good at - use the language toward interpreting and disseminating a message to transcend the situation, or to take advantage of it.

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^^The above tagline was lifted from Freitag here.

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Re: Political slogans for your cardboard sign.

Postby Project Willow » Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:04 am

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Postby wintler2 » Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:26 am

^^love it.

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Re: Political slogans for your cardboard sign.

Postby Cedars of Overburden » Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:03 am

Personal Responsibility, not just for peons anymore.

Work harder -- Hundreds of Billionaires Depend on YOU!
(Rip off from a local annoyance reading "Work harder -- Millions on Welfare Depend on YOU!)

When we do it, it's called embezzlement.
Bookkeepers Against Corporate Bailouts

(Make up one for your own trade if it applies.)

and,

Deregulate The People
(Would make a nice back drop for a photo of a small person getting maced for existing on a sidewalk.)
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Re: Political slogans for your cardboard sign.

Postby Elvis » Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:23 am

"KEEP YOUR GOVERNMENT HANDS OFF MY GOVERNMENT"
"No civilization has in it any element which in the last analysis is not the contribution of an individual." - Ruth Benedict
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Re: Political slogans for your cardboard sign.

Postby Plutonia » Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:43 am

"What if we DEMAND that NATURE be granted PERSONHOOD, just like CORPS?"
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Re: Political slogans for your cardboard sign.

Postby Plutonia » Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:47 am

"Tax money to pay for drones to kill poor people abroad? Problem USA?"
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Re: Political slogans for your cardboard sign.

Postby Plutonia » Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:51 am

"Laws being crafted by greedy Corporations? Problem Social Contract?"
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Re: Political slogans for your cardboard sign.

Postby dqueue » Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:52 am

"If you can read this sign, you're part of the 99%"

Admittedly, I envisioned this as a bumper sticker...
We discover ourselves to be characters in a novel, being both propelled by and victimized by various kinds of coincidental forces that shape our lives. ... It is as though you trapped the mind in the act of making reality. - Terence McKenna
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Re: Political slogans for your cardboard sign.

Postby Luther Blissett » Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:53 am

Project Willow wrote:Image


Well now I'm in love with whoever that is.

My signature, from Jack.
The Rich and the Corporate remain in their hundred-year fever visions of Bolsheviks taking their stuff - JackRiddler
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Re: Political slogans for your cardboard sign.

Postby Plutonia » Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:01 pm

"Govt that responds only to corporate interests? Problem Democracy?"
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Re: Political slogans for your cardboard sign.

Postby brekin » Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:47 pm

"You'd be home by now- if you lived in your car."
If I knew all mysteries and all knowledge, and have not charity, I am nothing. St. Paul
I hang onto my prejudices, they are the testicles of my mind. Eric Hoffer
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Re: Political slogans for your cardboard sign.

Postby wordspeak2 » Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:00 pm

That's hilarious, brekin.
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Re: Political slogans for your cardboard sign.

Postby waugs » Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:06 pm

Not really for a cardboard sign, but a recent bumper sticker I made:

"Five Wars and Counting and you STILL have an Obama Sticker on your Car"
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Re: Political slogans for your cardboard sign.

Postby brainpanhandler » Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:24 pm

Let them eat sh*t
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