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Political slogans for your cardboard sign.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:24 am
by barracuda
Looking at all the cardboard placards at #occupywallstreet has gotten me interested in the terse literary potential for the point when, god willing, we'll all be physically joining the crowd. So I'm crowdsourcing the RI hive for epigrams, aphorisms, sigils, signs, slogans, and tag-lines relevant to the next presidential stealection or any other significant occasion, for that matter. Clever, pointed, angry, pithy, mean, longwinded, or absurd slogans for any candidate, party, political philosophy, global financial meltdown, or movement that you think may come into play in the year or years to come. Favorite anti-slogans, May of '68 upgrades, Cthulhu-based propaganda, and parasitic ant nematode bumperstickers welcomed as well, naturally. Post-conspiracy and sheer meaninglessness lovingly embraced. Do what you're good at - use the language toward interpreting and disseminating a message to transcend the situation, or to take advantage of it.

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^^The above tagline was lifted from Freitag here.

What are you scrawling on your pizza box?

Re: Political slogans for your cardboard sign.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:04 am
by Project Willow
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:26 am
by wintler2
^^love it.

'The evolution will not be terrorised.'

Re: Political slogans for your cardboard sign.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 8:03 am
by Cedars of Overburden
Personal Responsibility, not just for peons anymore.

Work harder -- Hundreds of Billionaires Depend on YOU!
(Rip off from a local annoyance reading "Work harder -- Millions on Welfare Depend on YOU!)

When we do it, it's called embezzlement.
Bookkeepers Against Corporate Bailouts

(Make up one for your own trade if it applies.)

and,

Deregulate The People
(Would make a nice back drop for a photo of a small person getting maced for existing on a sidewalk.)

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:23 am
by Elvis
"KEEP YOUR GOVERNMENT HANDS OFF MY GOVERNMENT"

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:43 am
by Plutonia
"What if we DEMAND that NATURE be granted PERSONHOOD, just like CORPS?"

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:47 am
by Plutonia
"Tax money to pay for drones to kill poor people abroad? Problem USA?"

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:51 am
by Plutonia
"Laws being crafted by greedy Corporations? Problem Social Contract?"

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:52 am
by dqueue
"If you can read this sign, you're part of the 99%"

Admittedly, I envisioned this as a bumper sticker...

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:53 am
by Luther Blissett
Project Willow wrote:Image


Well now I'm in love with whoever that is.

My signature, from Jack.

Re: Political slogans for your cardboard sign.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:01 pm
by Plutonia
"Govt that responds only to corporate interests? Problem Democracy?"

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:47 pm
by brekin
"You'd be home by now- if you lived in your car."

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:00 pm
by wordspeak2
That's hilarious, brekin.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:06 pm
by waugs
Not really for a cardboard sign, but a recent bumper sticker I made:

"Five Wars and Counting and you STILL have an Obama Sticker on your Car"

Re: Political slogans for your cardboard sign.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:24 pm
by brainpanhandler
Let them eat sh*t