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The bicycle.

Postby barracuda » Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:20 pm

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On May 25th, 2012, Aurélien Bonneteau of France broke the one hour time trial record at 56.597 km/hr average speed.

    Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.

    - H. G. Wells

    Progress should have stopped when man invented the bicycle.

    - Elizabeth West

    Socialism can only arrive by bicycle.

    - Jose Antonio Viera Gallo

    I thought of it while riding my bicycle.

    - Albert Einstein

For a long while now I've postponed beginning a thread on bicycles. What about them, I thought, is really a part of what we talk about here? And what could do a discussion about them in their ordinariness bring to the forum? But I see the bicycle as one of those true solutions to the problems of the world, even if perhaps the moment at which the difference could have been made has passed. So here is a general thread on bikes, the perfect machine, the progenitor of both the automobile and the airplane, and any and all thoughts, articles and perspectives are welcome, the weird and the mundane.
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Re: The bicycle.

Postby seemslikeadream » Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:32 pm

Commuters Pedal to Work on Their Very Own Superhighway
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A Green Light for Copenhagen's Cyclists: A new initiative in Copenhagen aims at building miles of bicycle highways that offer cyclists a safer and faster way to commute.
By SALLY McGRANE
Published: July 17, 2012


COPENHAGEN — Picture 11 miles of smoothly paved bike path meandering through the countryside. Largely uninterrupted by roads or intersections, it passes fields, backyards, chirping birds, a lake, some ducks and, at every mile, an air pump.


Jan Grarup for The New York Times
An 11-mile-long path called a bicycle superhighway has opened between Copenhagen and Albertslund, a western suburb.
For some Danes, this is the morning commute.

Susan Nielsen, a 59-year-old schoolteacher, was one of a handful of people taking advantage of Denmark’s first “superhighway” for bicycles on a recent morning, about halfway between Copenhagen and Albertslund, a suburb, which is the highway’s endpoint. “I’m very glad because of the better pavement,” said Ms. Nielsen, who wore a rain jacket and carried a pair of pants in a backpack to put on after her 40-minute commute.

The cycle superhighway, which opened in April, is the first of 26 routes scheduled to be built to encourage more people to commute to and from Copenhagen by bicycle. More bike path than the Interstate its name suggests, it is the brainchild of city planners who were looking for ways to increase bicycle use in a place where half of the residents already bike to work or to school every day.

“We are very good, but we want to be better,” said Brian Hansen, the head of Copenhagen’s traffic planning section.

He and his team saw potential in suburban commuters, most of whom use cars or public transportation to reach the city. “A typical cyclist uses the bicycle within five kilometers,” or about three miles, said Mr. Hansen, whose office keeps a coat rack of ponchos that bicycling employees can borrow in case of rain. “We thought: How do we get people to take longer bicycle rides?”

They decided to make cycle paths look more like automobile freeways. While there is a good existing network of bicycle pathways around Copenhagen, standards across municipalities can be inconsistent, with some stretches having inadequate pavement, lighting or winter maintenance, as well as unsafe intersections and gaps.

“It doesn’t work if you have a good route, then a section in the middle is covered in snow,” said Lise Borgstrom Henriksen, spokeswoman for the cycle superhighway secretariat. “People won’t ride to work then.”

For the superhighway project, Copenhagen and 21 local governments teamed up to ensure that there were contiguous, standardized bike routes into the capital across distances of up to 14 miles. “We want people to perceive these routes as a serious alternative,” Mr. Hansen said, “like taking the bus, car or train.”

The plan has received widespread support in a country whose left- and right-leaning lawmakers both regularly bike to work (albeit on slightly different models of bicycle).

Riding on the first superhighway, which grew more crowded as it neared the city, Marianne Bagge-Petersen said she was heading to a support group for job seekers. “I think it’s very cool,” she said, noting that the path allowed her to avoid roads with more car traffic. “Taking the bike makes me feel good about myself. I’m looking for a job, and if I don’t get out, it’s going to be a very long day.”

The Capital Region of Denmark, a political body responsible for public hospitals as well as regional development, has provided $1.6 million for the superhighway project.

“When we look at public hospitals, we look very much at how to reduce cost,” said a regional councilor, Lars Gaardhoj, who had just picked up his three small children in a cargo bike decorated with elephants. “It’s a common saying among doctors that the best patient is the patient you never see. Anything we can do to get less pollution and less traffic is going to mean healthier, maybe happier, people.”

In Denmark, thanks to measures like the superhighway, commuters choose bicycles because they are the fastest and most convenient transportation option. “It’s not because the Danes are more environmentally friendly,” said Gil Penalosa, executive director of 8-80 Cities, a Canadian organization that works to make cities healthier. “It’s not because they eat something different at breakfast.”
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Re: The bicycle.

Postby jfshade » Thu Jul 19, 2012 1:07 pm

Nothing distracts and calms a mind wracked by hopeless despair and impotent rage like a bike ride. At least for me.

Former Chicago mayor Richard J. Daley's legacy consists primarily of corporate cronyism, ill-conceived privatization schemes and lavish development in the downtown and upper class neighborhoods at the expense of the rest of the city. But one thing he did right was to institute a program to make Chicago a city friendly to bicyclists. At first, motorists generally ignored the bike lane restrictions, but as more bikers have taken to the streets, the situation has gradually improved.

Chicago Is America's Fifth Most Bike-Friendly City

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Bicycling magazine ranks the top 50 bike-friendly cities in America in their July issue which hits stands May 29 and Chicago is sitting pretty at number five on the list.

Among the reasons cited by Bicycling for Chicago's ranking were:

    The Kinzie Street protected bike lane, where cyclists now account for 51 percent of rush hour traffic. (The protected bike lane on 18th Street in Chinatown isn't doing too shabby, either.)
    The Streets for Cycling 2020 plan that calls for 100 miles of protected bike lanes to be installed over the next four years.
    The city's plans for the Bloomingdale Trail.
    The recently approved bike-sharing program.
    Annual bicycling events like Bike the Drive.

Possibly the biggest reason for Chicago's ranking was Mayor Rahm Emanuel's appointment of Gabe Klein as Transportation Commissioner. An avid cyclist, Klein has been an ally of transit and cycling advocates across the city and was also a major reason for Washington, DC's fourth-place ranking on the list. Portland, Oregon tops the list, with Minneapolis, Minn. coming in second place and Boulder, Colo. third. The Midwest is well-represented in the top 10. Madison, Wisc. is right behind Chicago in sixth place.

The future is bright for cycling in Chicago.
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Re: The bicycle.

Postby barracuda » Thu Jul 19, 2012 1:29 pm

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Re: The bicycle.

Postby Seamus OBlimey » Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:03 pm

Cycling West Yorkshire

Rather you than me.. Have you seen the size of them hills?

The roads are full of nutters..

Cycling rabbis have got Britain covered

Can a muslim woman ride a bicycle?

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I'll get wheels when I need a wheelchair, until then I'll cross country
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Re: The bicycle.

Postby undead » Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:25 pm

"Bicycle Day"

April 19, 1943, Hofmann performed a self-experiment to determine the true effects of LSD, intentionally ingesting 0.25 milligrams (250 micrograms) of the substance, an amount he predicted to be a threshold dose (an actual threshold dose is 20 micrograms).[7] Less than an hour later, Hofmann experienced sudden and intense changes in perception. He asked his laboratory assistant to escort him home and, as use of motor vehicles was prohibited because of wartime restrictions, they had to make the journey on a bicycle. On the way, Hofmann’s condition rapidly deteriorated as he struggled with feelings of anxiety, alternating in his beliefs that the next-door neighbor was a malevolent witch, that he was going insane, and that the LSD had poisoned him. When the house doctor arrived, however, he could detect no physical abnormalities, save for a pair of incredibly dilated pupils. Hofmann was reassured, and soon his terror began to give way to a sense of good fortune and enjoyment, as he later wrote...

"... little by little I could begin to enjoy the unprecedented colors and plays of shapes that persisted behind my closed eyes. Kaleidoscopic, fantastic images surged in on me, alternating, variegated, opening and then closing themselves in circles and spirals, exploding in colored fountains, rearranging and hybridizing themselves in constant flux ..."

The events of the first LSD trip, now known as “Bicycle Day”, after the bicycle ride home, proved to Hofmann that he had indeed made a significant discovery: a psychoactive substance with extraordinary potency, capable of causing significant shifts of consciousness in incredibly low doses. Hofmann foresaw the drug as a powerful psychiatric tool; because of its intense and introspective nature, he couldn’t imagine anyone using it recreationally.[8] Bicycle day is increasingly observed in psychedelic communities as a day to celebrate the discovery of LSD.

The celebration of Bicycle Day originated in DeKalb, IL., in 1984, when Thomas B. Roberts, then a Professor at Northern Illinois University, invented the name "Bicycle Day" founded the first Bicycle Day celebration at his home. Several years later, he sent an announcement made by one of his students [9] to friends and Internet lists, thus propagating the idea and the celebration. His original intent was to commemorate Hofmann's original, accidental exposure on April 16th, but that date fell midweek and was not a good time for the party, so he chose the 19th to honor Hofmann's first intentional exposure.
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Re: The bicycle.

Postby Luther Blissett » Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:37 pm

This city is still a little aggressive for cycling, but I miss riding my old schwinn to work.
Does anyone want to fix it for me? The last time I tried to ride, the rear axle snapped (or something) as soon as I took off. It also weighs like 150 lbs because of the monstrous gears.
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Re: The bicycle.

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Re: The bicycle.

Postby Canadian_watcher » Thu Jul 19, 2012 5:44 pm

Bicycles hurt my ass bones. A lot.

Bicycles on city streets are a major fucking hazard, particularly in the winter, and ought to be banned unless infrastructure is built to accommodate them.

i get frightened every time i see someone on a bicycle pulling one of those huge kid carrier tents with wheels behind them. I mean, do they not realize their kid(s) are practically underneath trucks and SUVs when they stop at a light? Not to mention the FUMES - diesel fumes have been classed (finally) as a Group 1 carcinogen - right up there with asbestos.

Bicycles are no use as a person's only means of transportation, unless that person is a bona fide hobo, since most people can't go anywhere soaking wet or frozen like a popsicle.
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Re: The bicycle.

Postby barracuda » Thu Jul 19, 2012 5:52 pm

Canadian_watcher wrote:Bicycles hurt my ass bones. A lot.


You have the wrong saddle on your bicycle. You need to find one which actually fits. I recommend the Brooks catalogue. Perhaps a Ladies B18 Heavy Duty? Looks cozy.

Bicycles on city streets are a major fucking hazard, particularly in the winter, and ought to be banned unless infrastructure is built to accommodate them.


Infrastructure already exists to accommodate them. This infrastructure is commonly known as "streets". Cars ought to be banned from bicycle infrastructure until they can be made safe and harmless to the environment.

i get frightened every time i see someone on a bicycle pulling one of those huge kid carrier tents with wheels behind them. I mean, do they not realize their kid(s) are practically underneath trucks and SUVs when they stop at a light? Not to mention the FUMES - diesel fumes have been classed (finally) as a Group 1 carcinogen - right up there with asbestos.


No one should be exposed to carcinogens, especially when they are riding their bikes or pulling their children along. Cancer-causing autos should be regulated as expressly operable only in areas where people are not living life.

Bicycles are no use as a person's only means of transportation, unless that person is a bona fide hobo, since most people can't go anywhere soaking wet or frozen like a popsicle.


This is the sentiment which pretty much echoes the feelings of police officers everywhere: if you are riding a bike, you probably either can't afford a car, or have had your license revoked, and are fair game to be fucked with.

Fun fact: people didn't used to have cars, and yet they went places.
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Re: The bicycle.

Postby jfshade » Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:32 pm

Canadian_watcher wrote:Bicycles on city streets are a major fucking hazard

Burning fossil fuels indiscriminately until the oceans boil away is perhaps a bigger fucking hazard. In the overall scheme of things.

Canadian_watcher wrote:Bicycles are no use as a person's only means of transportation, unless that person is a bona fide hobo, since most people can't go anywhere soaking wet or frozen like a popsicle.

Recent advances in garment science have resulted in warm, lightweight, waterproof outerwear.

barracuda wrote:This is the sentiment which pretty much echoes the feelings of police officers everywhere: if you are riding a bike, you probably either can't afford a car, or have had your license revoked, and are fair game to be fucked with.

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Re: The bicycle.

Postby MacCruiskeen » Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:41 pm

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Re: The bicycle.

Postby Canadian_watcher » Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:44 pm

barracuda wrote:
Canadian_watcher wrote:Bicycles hurt my ass bones. A lot.


You have the wrong saddle on your bicycle. You need to find one which actually fits. I recommend the Brooks catalogue. Perhaps a Ladies B18 Heavy Duty? Looks cozy.


I do not have a bicycle, although I did covet one I saw recently. "Look at that!" I whispered breathily, and then: "I wish bicycles didn't hurt my ass so much and that I could conceivably ride one more than two weeks a year here where I live."

barracuda wrote:
Canadian_watcher wrote:Bicycles on city streets are a major fucking hazard, particularly in the winter, and ought to be banned unless infrastructure is built to accommodate them.


Infrastructure already exists to accommodate them. This infrastructure is commonly known as "streets". Cars ought to be banned from bicycle infrastructure until they can be made safe and harmless to the environment.


Now you're in fanasy land! It's okay and everything, don't feel bad. I go there all the time, usually when I contemplate why I pay so many taxes. I just can't handle the reality of the answer, so I imagine that taxes are for schools, hospitals and for making sure none of our valued citizens 'fall through the cracks.' Streets are, and always have been, for vehicles other than bikes.

barracuda wrote:
Canadian_watcher wrote: i get frightened every time i see someone on a bicycle pulling one of those huge kid carrier tents with wheels behind them. I mean, do they not realize their kid(s) are practically underneath trucks and SUVs when they stop at a light? Not to mention the FUMES - diesel fumes have been classed (finally) as a Group 1 carcinogen - right up there with asbestos.


No one should be exposed to carcinogens, especially when they are riding their bikes or pulling their children along. Cancer-causing autos should be regulated as expressly operable only in areas where people are not living life.


but until that happens, those bike-riding tot-toting parents are being negligent.

barracuda wrote:
Canadian_watcher wrote:Bicycles are no use as a person's only means of transportation, unless that person is a bona fide hobo, since most people can't go anywhere soaking wet or frozen like a popsicle.


This is the sentiment which pretty much echoes the feelings of police officers everywhere: if you are riding a bike, you probably either can't afford a car, or have had your license revoked, and are fair game to be fucked with.


Oh heck no! I don't wanna be associated with the police! Uncle.. UNCLE!

barracuda wrote: Fun fact: people didn't used to have cars, and yet they went places.


That *is* a fun fact, it harkens back to a time when people had a whole different sort of life. One I wish we could choose to have again, at least in part. Yeah, like back when going to work meant they went out to the back forty where it didn't matter if they were wet, or if their hoe got wet. Not so fun updated facts: Today we work much further away from our homes, we have children we need to get to daycares or schools on the way to and from, and we are burdened by moisture sensitive technology/paperwork. There aren't green grocers and butchers in between our factory jobs and our walk up apartments any more, so riding a little bike with your kid hanging off the handle bars and trying to get across six lanes of traffic for a pre-cooked chicken is the option for bike riders of today.

But fuck yeah, bring it on! Ban the car!
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Re: The bicycle.

Postby barracuda » Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:56 pm

Canadian_watcher wrote:I do not have a bicycle, although I did covet one I saw recently. "Look at that!" I whispered breathily, and then: "I wish bicycles didn't hurt my ass so much and that I could conceivably ride one more than two weeks a year here where I live."


The point is, they don't have to hurt your ass. The technology exists to ride free of ass-pain, no matter the existing condition of your tired, old ass!

Streets are, and always have been, for vehicles other than bikes.


You seriously could not be more mistaken. City streets at the turn of the last century were dirt roads, and cycling clubs such as the American Wheelmen lobbied the government to pave them in order to accommodate bicycles. Cyclists created modern roadway infrastructure.

barracuda wrote: but until that happens, those bike-riding tot-toting parents are being negligent.


No, they are actively working towards making daily life more healthy and friendly to the planet. Meanwhile, you are complaining about it and advocating for the supremacy of the fossil fuel way of life. Which is, sadly, an anachronism.

barracuda wrote:Oh heck no! I don't wanna be associated with the police! Uncle.. UNCLE!


Too late. Anyone who mocks bike riders as "hobos" deserves to be lumped in with all sorts of bad elements.

That *is* a fun fact, it harkens back to a time when people had a whole different sort of life. One I wish we could choose to have again, at least in part. Yeah, like back when going to work meant they went out to the back forty where it didn't matter if they were wet, or if their hoe got wet. Not so fun updated facts: Today we work much further away from our homes, we have children we need to get to daycares or schools on the way to and from, and we are burdened by moisture sensitive technology/paperwork. There aren't green grocers and butchers in between our factory jobs and our walk up apartments any more, so riding a little bike with your kid hanging off the handle bars and trying to get across six lanes of traffic for a pre-cooked chicken is the option for bike riders of today.

But fuck yeah, bring it on! Ban the car!


Banning of autos from inner city streets is already happening around the world. You need to catch up with the times. Sorry, but the convenience-based automotive lifestyle you cherish so much is coming to a very hot finale.
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Re: The bicycle.

Postby barracuda » Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:59 pm

@ MacCruiskeen: Okay, but I get to be Q1, Johnny Masters - I mean, look at the biceps on that fucker. That's me, obviously.

Also...



That's a great one, really.
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