Stories that should come from The Onion but don't

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Re: Stories that should come from The Onion but don't

Postby mentalgongfu2 » Thu May 21, 2020 2:44 am

Wow. and you couldn't choose a better source for this factual story, 0_0?
So, here's some story comments that should come from The Onion but don't. BTW, this is ALL the comments as of this posting.

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James Willy • 16 hours ago • edited

At least one of these pieces a shyt is dead. What a waste of tax money paying for these idiots. Hope the other guy is permantly disabled now. Too bad we have to pay tax for that scumbag now to stay alive.

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ke4ram • 13 hours ago

Well,,, at least the medical 'heros' now have something to do.... rather than sitting around in empty hospitals.

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Sunny Cloud • 12 hours ago • edited

Very good! Need more!
Every day one plain filled by reptilian servants should crash!
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richard kingston • 10 hours ago

snowbirds crash all the time, its nothing new. they are supposed to show off how great Canada is and not a US owned and dominated nation it really is.
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Re: Stories that should come from The Onion but don't

Postby Elvis » Thu May 21, 2020 2:59 am

^^^ wow. Thoughtful and literate readership there.
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Re: Stories that should come from The Onion but don't

Postby 0_0 » Thu May 21, 2020 3:28 am

Yes, obviously the real crazy story here is some comments on the internet somewhere, and not a military jet "celebrating healthcare workers" crashing into a home, thanks for staying alert guys! i humbly stand corrected and bow my head in shame.
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Re: Stories that should come from The Onion but don't

Postby JackRiddler » Thu May 21, 2020 9:58 am

Here is my own comment on the same story (on the site that shall not be named) about the dumb militarist jet spectacle resulting in a predictable crash.

May 17 at 6:58 PM ·
Is anyone surprised? This has happened many times. It could have happened in New York City last month. Hundreds of civilians have died in such accidents.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/cana ... e-n1208961



Should I be accepting NBC and its corporate media like as a fact of life?

Using NBC as a source avoids liberals who would do the thing where they ignore the story and attack the publication that published it. (On RI, of course, it may provoke non-liberals who do the thing where they ignore the story and attack the publication that published it.)

Regarding Anti-Empire, I certainly wouldn't be happy about any source that thinks the headline for this predictable outcome from the deadly spectacle of militarist insanity should be "Peak Government." That's clearly a different, Breitbart-style agenda.

I guess my choice of which story to cite would have been settled by looking at "Anti-Empire's" own choice, which comes at the end:

Source: NBC News


Anyway, I can't say the libertarian-inflected faux-anarch bizarroland right-wing anti-imperialism (I certainly support the last) at "Anti-Empire" is, um, unseen at RI. Or that I've been 100% immune to it in the past. Let those of us without sin...

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Re: Stories that should come from The Onion but don't

Postby 0_0 » Sun May 24, 2020 7:45 am

Can the coronavirus be spread through farts?
Two Australian doctors are weighing in about the spread of the coronavirus “down under” — whether it can be spread through farts, that is.

https://nypost.com/2020/04/20/can-the-c ... ugh-farts/
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