Please Don’t Run, Hillary

[Elvis]

What I wanna know is why is Karl Rove in disguise attending a Hillary Clinton event??




I mean, just look at the jaw line.

[Grizzly]

If Hill had balls, this would be her theme song:

Gather round while I sing you of Wernher von Braun,
A man whose allegiance is ruled by expedience.
Call him a Nazi; he won’t even frown.
Nazi-schmazi, says Wernher von Braun

Don’t say that he’s hypocritical.
Say rather that he’s apolitical.
Once the rockets go up, who cares where they come down?
That’s not my department, says Wernher von Braun.

Some have harsh words for this man of renown,
But some think our attitude should be one of gratitude
Like the widows and cripples in old London town
Who owe their large pensions to Wernher von Braun.

You too may be a big hero
Once you’ve learned to count backwards to zero.
In German or the English, I know how to count down.
And I’m learning Chinese, says Wernher von Braun.

When he first launched Explorer into the great beyond
He tried to alleviate when it started to deviate.
We had to catch up to those commies somehow.
It’s a good thing we had lots of Wernher von Brauns.

While Paperclip was a depravity,
What’s worse is they lied about gravity.
But von Braun didn’t frown and said, this rings a bell.
Now go fetch me more Germans and do it mach schnell.

Now, at the end of his days with more time to reflect
He chose to disclose some notions verboten.
They plan to deceive us with make-believe threats,
And the Cold War was nothing compared to what’s next.

And after the Russians it’s the terrorists,
And then third-world countries will be scariest.
And soon asteroids become the new enemy,
And the best part will be the fake war with ET.

Now, when the good old OSS took from old Berlin town,
They fed us with platitudes as they pillaged each latitude.
And Gehlen told Allen, I’ve got this one down.
We’ll tell them the commies just won’t come around.

So they pretend we’re always at war,
That we’ll be nuked like Sodom and Gomorrah.
They did it back then and they’ll do it today.
Why do you think that they killed JFK?

Now, if you’re found by the CIA, don’t be alarmed.
Just plan your allegiance as they force you into obedience.
They’ll boil you a bit and pretend that you’ll drown
And they’ll still get away with it because you are brown.

And some might suggest it’s quite comical
To claim that it’s all just economical.
Once they get what they want, who care what you say
Just as long as you say it to the old CIA?

Now, they tried to kill Castro a few hundred times.
Their coups were quite sinister. Just ask the Iranian prime minister.
And poor Guatemala, how dare you decide
To elect your government? Oh, look, your president, he died.

And dare I say it’s rather rude
To stand up for United Fruit?
They’ll just call you commies. And who care if you’re not?
And oh, in Cambodia, they helped some dude named Pol Pot.

In Syria they staged a quick coup d’état.
They tried to disarm Indonesia’s Sukarno.
And Congo’s Lumumba they shot in the face
And they forced out Allende for old Pinochet.

They even helped the Dalai Lama
And they ousted Nkrumah in Ghana.
And Goulart went FUBAR and probably was killed,
But they won’t share the files from that coup in Brazil.

They watched Papa Doc and his sweet little babe
As they plundered their nation, another CIA creation.
And they coup'ed Vietnam and then still wanted more,
So they faked the Gulf of Tonkin to get a new war.

The history books are still murky
About what happened in Poland and Turkey
And Oliver North, surely he told the truth.
But I guess we won’t know ‘cause he shredded the proof.

They armed the mujahedeen to the teeth,
Yet they still tried to hide they created al-Qaeda.
And ISIS is simply just more of the same.
If you still keep buying it, you’re just insane.

Does the fact that it’s all still quite classified
Make you the slightest dissatisfied
Like poor Chavez so they gave him a cancerous blight,
And Jack Ruby was screwed even though he was right,
That they’re infecting us with apathetic delight,
While the Mockingbird sings sweetly so long goodnight.

But we beat them commies! That's a good thing, right?

[norton ash]

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/201 ... y-theories

Ay, chihuahua. It won't be Hillary unless the Dems are really ready for 16 months of this shit. Go Habs... it's all about the goal-tending, eh?

[norton ash]

I Aim at the Stars

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053440/

But sometimes I hit London. Thanks, Grizz.

[Zombie Glenn Beck]

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2014/06/hillary-clinton-conspiracy-theories

Ay, chihuahua. It won't be Hillary unless the Dems are really ready for 16 months of this shit. Go Habs... it's all about the goal-tending, eh?

POWDER HUNGRY
Rumor: When Bill was governor, the Clintons covered up a multimillion-dollar cocaine smuggling ring based in Mena, Arkansas.
Rumormonger: The Clinton Chronicles (below), a 1994 pseudo-documentary distributed by the Reverend Jerry Falwell

Now that he is safely dead we can all forget about Gary Webb exposing the Clinton's cocaine trade. It was all that rumormongering by that crazy Falwell that doesnt even merit looking into. And look what was nestled at the bottom, in the "bizarre" category alongside Hillary being a lizardwoman:

CONTRA DANCING
Rumor: In the 1970s, Hillary worked at a Little Rock law firm that helped funnel weapons to the Contras.
Rumormonger: The late Nation columnist Alexander Cockburn

[Luther Blissett]

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2014/06/hillary-clinton-conspiracy-theories

Ay, chihuahua. It won't be Hillary unless the Dems are really ready for 16 months of this shit. Go Habs... it's all about the goal-tending, eh?

POWDER HUNGRY
Rumor: When Bill was governor, the Clintons covered up a multimillion-dollar cocaine smuggling ring based in Mena, Arkansas.
Rumormonger: The Clinton Chronicles (below), a 1994 pseudo-documentary distributed by the Reverend Jerry Falwell

Now that he is safely dead we can all forget about Gary Webb exposing the Clinton's cocaine trade. It was all that rumormongering by that crazy Falwell that doesnt even merit looking into. And look what was nestled at the bottom, in the "bizarre" category alongside Hillary being a lizardwoman:

CONTRA DANCING
Rumor: In the 1970s, Hillary worked at a Little Rock law firm that helped funnel weapons to the Contras.
Rumormonger: The late Nation columnist Alexander Cockburn

Yeah I was just going to say, "aren't a couple of these true?" I stared at the Cockburn one for a good minute.

[Iamwhomiam]

Well, whoever designed it must identify with the right; it can't be coincidental. Red states; move right, vote right. It's astonishing that no one raised any objection to the design prior to its publication. Musta been another of those moments in time, "you gonna tell the king he's nekid?"

In this world I actually think she'd be a good president, but were she elected, we'd see more of the same from the right. What is more important than who's elected president is switching the balance of power in both houses to the left.

The plan from the right as I see it is to run Rubio & Cruz to gain Hispanic dollars, Paul for the Libertarian dollars and then for them to withdraw & handover a majority of their campaign finances to the NRP to support congressional candidates to maintain control of each house. Not sure it will be Jeb, but choosing him would be the conservative thing to do. Carson's out.

For a long time the intelligence agencies have controlled the highest office and I don't see that ever changing.

I think it's time to incorporate RI Lightwater

[Luther Blissett]

Luckily the designer has left us with a wealth of written material with which we can analyze his philosophies. In addition to being a designer, he's also a design critic and runs (among other things) Design Observer.

http://designobserver.com/profile/michaelbierut/110

[Grizzly]

Hillary Clinton: “I certainly do remember that trip to Bosnia,” she said last week. “There was a saying around the White House that if a place was too small, too poor, or too dangerous, the president couldn’t go, so send the First Lady.

“I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.”

Wait is this the Richard Engel, thread? I'm so confused....

[justdrew]

corrected...

[stillrobertpaulsen]

Hillary Clinton To Nation: ‘Do Not Fuck This Up For Me’



WASHINGTON—After several seconds spent sitting motionless and glaring directly into the camera, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reportedly began Sunday’s video announcing her 2016 presidential bid by warning the nation not to fuck this up for her. “Listen up, assholes, ’cause I’m only saying this once: I’ve worked way too goddamn hard to let you morons blow this thing for me,” said Clinton, repeatedly jabbing her index finger toward the viewers at home while adding that if they thought she was going to simply sit back and watch them dick her over like they did in 2008, they were out of their fucking minds. “Seriously, don’t you dare even think about it. If you shitheads can just get in line, we can breeze through this whole campaign in 19 months and be done with it. Or, if you really want, we can do this the hard way. Because make no mistake, I’m not fucking around. Got it?” Clinton then ended her announcement by vowing to fight for a better future for all working-class families like the one she grew up in.

This even fooled some DU posters who were like, "You go, girl!"

[zangtang]

somebody somewhere,....has got some some dirt that would be fatal.

wonder what they'll leverage for it.

[Elvis]

[Iamwhomiam]

Can't wait for the Iowa State Fair for Hillary's shot gobbling one of these:

[Elvis]

Can't wait for the Iowa State Fair for Hillary's shot gobbling one of these:

Pass the hemlock.