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[Belligerent Savant]

sic and all...

(found in the comments section of a sports blog, of all places)

ON behalf of Perelandra -- WARNING: the below link will NOT lead to a sign-in form to the illuminati. PLEASE DO NOT click on the link!

Agent
7 hours ago

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[norton ash]

Fuck alla youse, I'm going to be rich and possess power!!!

Hello, Agent Kim? Yes, my refrigerator is running, why do you ask?

[Belligerent Savant]

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[Perelandra]

Surely you don't want to encourage the less fortunate's infections with malware by posting provocative dodgy links?

[Belligerent Savant]

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the previously provided link was simply the result of a google search to showcase the near-ubiquity of the OP in the comments section of various blogs, etc.

That said, I've now edited the posting to remove the potential for concern.

[Perelandra]

I meant the op, not your google search.

[norton ash]

I meant the op, not your google search.

Oh c'mon, P, I don't think our RI crowd are prone to clicking dodgy links like that. Unless they believe that my sister makes $3400 a week at home on the Google.

[Belligerent Savant]

I meant the op, not your google search.

Oh c'mon, P, I don't think our RI crowd are prone to clicking dodgy links like that. Unless they believe that my sister makes $3400 a week at home on the Google.

Indeed.
Perhaps I presume too much.

[Perelandra]

I presume nothing about the readership here. Facts are that bad guys are making tons of money with this shit, so propagation is not a good thing, period. Whatevs, carry on.

[Belligerent Savant]

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Nothing is being propagated here. I'd be hard-pressed to think of a single entity that would click on the link in the OP and earnestly believe it would lead to anything fruitful.

All that said, I'll edit the OP to ensure it's made clear the aol address does NOT, in fact, lead to a subscription/membership to the ILLUMINATI, as some may reportedly be prone to believe.

Yes, that's right: the OP is a farce. the illuminati are NOT actively recruiting new members, at least not within the comments sections of mindless blogs on the interweb. Alas, those hoping otherwise will simply need to apply themselves to achieve such success and power.

Sorry for the buzzkill, folks.