If you don't have a Facebook account, GOOD! I salute your resolution, no irony intended. You have chosen the right timeline for yourself.
But if you do, Jeff Wells is yours to enjoy daily. I know, it's weird that he ended up as a professional FB/Twitter curmudgeon. But he is still basically the same guy, just older, talking much the same stuff as he did here, but in shorter form. With the bonus that you get to see all his Frank stuff, which is often hilarious. (Who would have thought I'd be such a fan of his Sophie Trudeau impression, when I haven't even ever heard Sophie Trudeau talk in person?)
So, unless you've never had truck with FB -- which again, is the RIGHT THING, DON'T BE TEMPTED -- I find the lamentations on this oft-kicked thread rather funny. Also, can't resist saying he and I probably agree on more shit, at least on what we each post there, than any two generally do. This is probably a reason why, when I demanded that he either ban me from here or make me the boss of it, he chose the latter, even after I detailed what I intended to do with this Great Power. (We -- Elvis is now co-monarch -- haven't done much, mainly because I'm lazy. Or busy. Nowadays one forgets the difference. Sorry!)
We meet at the borders of our being, we dream something of each others reality. - Harvey of R.I.
To Justice my maker from on high did incline:
I am by virtue of its might divine,
The highest Wisdom and the first Love.TopSecret WallSt. Iraq