BREAKING Trump has died of heart attack.

[82_28]

Details are sketchy and there is not anything I can find online as yet. Otherwise I would link.

NOTE DATE OF THIS POST!!!!!

Just a joke my fellow cats.

Happy April Fools! Made you click!

[justdrew]

more likely late stage syphilis.

but yeah, we should have a few thousand people launching "trump has died of X" memes every day until he does. He is after all, a very unhealthy, old, old man. Could go any time.

[seemslikeadream]

he needs to have the privilege of living a long lonely life as a broken humiliated man on the run from the Russian mob bosses

[Iamwhomiam]

The only sort of death appropriate for this man will surely come from his contracting Cat Scratch Fever.

[Laodicean]

more likely late stage syphilis.

but yeah, we should have a few thousand people launching "trump has died of X" memes every day until he does. He is after all, a very unhealthy, old, old man. Could go any time.

And this site is about to die at any time unless you come back and fix it.

And something about bumping old threads and such.

[JackRiddler]

Oof, stop giving me scares. (The scare was that it wouldn't be real.)

YES, there is a problem with the board, and we are trying to get help, and we have no idea.

[RocketMan]

This thead title is THE. WORST.

JFC