Ellen is Seriously Dangerous

[seemslikeadream]

Gambling, Money laundering, ties to Vegas, Media Manipulation, Alternate lifestyle.
Cant you see whats going on here?!

You forgot to include Betty in your subject line! You know Betty White - that 95 year old showbiz veteran, aka CIA-controlled Manchurian Grandma? Look at the name of her game --- Tall Tales!!1111!!!

Her game and Ellen's have been nationwide for awhile. I've played them both and they suck. Betty, I give a pass because she's pretty old and still kickin ass. Ellen has definitely become a materialistic monster, no different than the 1 percenters. And who buys a comedian's line of home products at BB&B, especially ones that are ugly, cheap junk made in China?

[PufPuf93]

President Ellen.


Watch out now.

I had exactly the same horrible thought myself. She ticks all the boxes:

Rich ✓

Ruthless ✓

Sanctimonious ✓

neoLiberal ✓

Shameless exploiter of clueless TV addicts ✓

Knows how to work a crowd. ✓

And of course she has spent a lifetime cultivating friends in very high places (places even more exalted than MGM casinos). ✓✓✓

Could have been Oprah who is now getting long of tooth.

Is Ellen the new Oprah?

[Wombaticus Rex]

First of all, there is no "Ellen DeGeneres" just like there is no Fareed Zakaria or Oprah Winfrey, these people are actors with a writing room. They work seven days a week doing whatever their agents need them to do in order to beat last years numbers.

Presumably some entrepreneur in Las Vegas is being proactive, and reaching out to celebrities with a following and a lifestyle brand to get them to sign on to these custom slot / game deals. This should take about five seconds.

Bam: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/h ... es-1043343

Hollywood Is Making Millions Off Slot Machines

Ever since a Wheel of Fortune slot machine took the industry by storm two decades ago, manufacturers have been gravitating to licensed properties. That's meant bonus income for Hollywood studios (and the stars, who get a piece of the action if their faces are used) that can range from $1 million to $20 million, says gaming analyst Todd Eilers. In all, casino gaming manufacturers spend up to $200 million annually to land rights to popular brands like The Big Bang Theory and The Simpsons because a recognizable image can make all the difference on a casino floor.

...

Beyond royalty payments (even a contract that grants a few dollars per machine per day can translate to six figures annually for popular games), stars also benefit from a promotional boost. The licensing agent calls it "revenue-generating brand awareness," particularly for personalities that have a presence in Las Vegas, like Britney Spears, Celine Dion and Cirque du Soleil (who all have branded games on the Strip) ...

How about touching on the fact she was raised as a Christian Scientist, at least?
Clinton Connections? Her support for notorious DOD spook David Lynch?
Not even a primer on the CIA programming embedded in Finding Nemo?
Let's step it up, there's not a lot of 2017 left.

[MacCruiskeen]

Her support for notorious DOD spook David Lynch?

Hadn't heard anything about that. Is he a DOD spook?

[seemslikeadream]

[Brentos]

Seems to me that MGM had Campos on Ellen for damage control (minimize lawsuits re: timelines), probably due to her affiliations with MGM.

[PufPuf93]

Seems to me that MGM had Campos on Ellen for damage control (minimize lawsuits re: timelines), probably due to her affiliations with MGM.

That makes the most sense to me.

May be a dystopian paranoia to think celebrity is always a managed operation ala COINTELPRO.

But then the world has gone pretty damned dystopian.

edit meant world not word.

[Brentos]

May be a dystopian paranoia to think celebrity is always a managed operation ala COINTELPRO.

But then the word has gone pretty damned dystopian.

Yeah, nothing surprises me anymore.

[brekin]

The President is the original media bully baron capitalist slum lord pussy grabbing race baiting poor denigrating roller coaster tycoon with murky ties troll king villain from central casting destroying Western Civilization openly, day after day, one tweet at a time...but Ellen is the Evil Mastermind of the World?

[Burnt Hill]

Ellen is the Evil Mastermind of the World?

Yes.
She is a false prophet of the end times.
Trump is just evil and we know it, and he may get us in real shit,
But Ellen is harvesting our souls right now,
Ultimately Ellen is more dangerous.

[Burnt Hill]

Seems to me that MGM had Campos on Ellen for damage control (minimize lawsuits re: timelines), probably due to her affiliations with MGM.

Definitely, they have Billions at stake.
They played up the fact that Jesus Campos refused any payment for being on the show.
Gotta believe Campos will be rewarded for toeing the corporate line though.

[Burnt Hill]

How about touching on the fact she was raised as a Christian Scientist, at least?
Clinton Connections? Her support for notorious DOD spook David Lynch?
Not even a primer on the CIA programming embedded in Finding Nemo?
Let's step it up, there's not a lot of 2017 left.

Because humanity isn't winning here.

[brekin]

Ellen is the Evil Mastermind of the World?

Yes.
She is a false prophet of the end times.
Trump is just evil and we know it, and he may get us in real shit,
But Ellen is harvesting our souls right now,
Ultimately Ellen is more dangerous.

Sure, sure, of course.
Ah yeah.
Hey, by the way.
Just curious, have you recently been bitten by a bat or rabid dog?

[Burnt Hill]

actually it was a rabid cat

[Iamwhomiam]

Ellen is the Evil Mastermind of the World?

Yes.
She is a false prophet of the end times.
Trump is just evil and we know it, and he may get us in real shit,
But Ellen is harvesting our souls right now,
Ultimately Ellen is more dangerous.

SIlly! "Ellen" is really Hillary without her make-up.