Would you two please knock it off?! I'm specifically talking about these bullshit insinuations on multiple threads that the other is right-wing. Stop it!
You know how I know it's bullshit? Because I know both of you, you're both my friends, and I know that neither one of you is right-wing! It's a ridiculous suggestion to pin on either one of you and it makes me sick to see you doing this.
Normally, I wouldn't butt in on a fight between friends. But since Wombaticus Rex appears to be AWOL and I'm seeing this happen much too often, I gotta play Authority Figure since I care about you both. Can we come together and, if you can't get along, at least call some sort of truce? Please?!