by OnoI812 » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:18 pm
kind of off Topic... but, I'm sitting here listening to those knuckleheads "Opie and Anthony". They have some Cop on who brought in all these Cop tapes of the police Tasing bums and even one of cops tazing a six year old child. It is extremely surreal in a horrifying way to listen to O&A have a grand ole time calling the taser the greatest invention on earth and laughing at the cop describe stories of tasing "liberals" to howls of laughter. Then just as you think the whole segment has pushed you to the far reaches of the twilight zone, They intersperse the whole thing with auditions for their "homeless shopping spree" segment.
So they're interviewing this bum they found down on the streets, and he's going on and on about how he knew he wanted to be a bum since he was 4 years old and he first saw "huggy bear" on Barretta. You could hardly understand the guy between the slurring, and moments of lucidity. Anthony ponders on what it must be like to live on the streets and not have to worry about taxes and payments and stuff , and asks him if he's ever afraid. The bum profoundly declares that "fear" is only False Evidence Appearing Real", further snapping out of his stupor, he suddenly recognizes the cop..." Hey , I know you, you're from homicide". O&A commend him for getting that one right, then the Bum quizically asked the Cop " hey, you went to college , didn't you, I only have a fourth grade education , I'll bet you I can recite something you can't ." Then he asks O&A if the'll give him $ 51 in food stamps if he can recite something the cop can't . They ok it, and he starts reciting the preamble to the constitution. O&A and the cop could do nothing but be impressed but mocking at the same time because they clearly could not match what the bum was doing.
The cop personally gave him $50 then went on to play more taser clips of kids and dogs getting tased.
It was incredible, O&A are such dicks, but they had to give it up to the guy.
And when that Bum mentioned the false evidence part, i couldn't help but think of Neil Peart's part 1, 2 & 3 of fear, I always think of those songs when some kind of weird sychronicity comes in conjuction with the mention of the word.
The clips were incredibly brutal, the cop clearly enjoys them.