The Patriotic Flag-Waiver

[IanEye]

[url=http://tinyurl.com/lcp9n3]The Patriotic Flag-Waiver



I wear a 10 gallon hat and I carry a baseball bat
And I sing about it – down on the corner of Sixth & Main Street

Stick all the Communists in one neighborhood
Terrorize their children – it’ll feel real good
Sing about it – down on the corner of Sixth & Main Street

I belong to the KKK and the NAACP
I’m a Berkley student in the John Birch Society
I’m a missile director and a propaganda collector
A woman’s elector, a Castro defector
A medical dissector, a states-rights protector
A professional soldier, a conscientious objector

A Hell’s Angel member of the Black Panther Party
A Communist member since the early 1940’s
A digger hippie, an acidhead saint
A daughter of the revolution
A Minuteman in war paint

Divided we stand, multiplied we fall
Overpopulation is my call
I’m black and I’m white, I come in every color
A student, a teacher, a non-stop lover
I’m a hawk, a dove
Known as a hate monger

Old as the hills but I’m feeling a little younger
Righteously righteous and unjustly just
Faithful indeed to everyone’s trust
Lord, the lord just came to my garage
Notice when your family sees you, they begin to duck and dodge

Donate the chef to the charcoal barbecue
Transplanted heart sewed to the sole of my shoe
Might think I’m crazy and you might think I’m insane
But you will never know the secret that lies hidden in my brain

I’m 100 percent for Uncle Sam
A patriotic flag-waiver, that’s what I am

I wear a 10 gallon hat and I carry a baseball bat
And I sing about it – down on the corner of Sixth & Main Street

Stick all the Communists in one neighborhood
Terrorize their children – it’ll feel real good
Sing about it – down on the corner of Sixth & Main Street

Send all the draft card burners back to Viet Nam
If they protest over there you know I won’t give a damn
I’m 100 percent for Uncle Sam
A patriotic flag-waiver, is what I am...
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[Penguin]

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[Penguin]

W'en mi jus' come to Landan toun

mi use to work pan di andahgroun

but workin' pan di andahgroun

y'u don't get fi know your way aroun'



Inglan is a bitch

dere's no escapin' it

Inglan is a bitch

dere's no runnin' whey fram it



mi get a lickle jab in a big 'otell

an' awftah a while, mi woz doin' quite well

dem staat mi aaf as a dish-washah

but w'en mi tek a stack, mi noh tun clack-watchah!



Inglan is a bitch

dere's no escapin it

Inglan is a bitch

noh baddah try fi hide fram it



w'en dem gi' you di lickle wage packit

fus dem rab it wid dem big tax rackit

y'u haffi struggle fi mek en's meet

an' w'en y'u goh a y'u bed y'u jus' cant sleep



Inglan is a bitch

dere's no escapin it

Inglan is a bitch fi true

a noh lie mi a tell, a true



mi use to work dig ditch w'en it cowl noh bitch

mi did strang like a mule, but, bwoy, mi did fool

den awftah a while mi jus' stap dhu ovahtime

den aftah a while mi jus' phu dung mi tool



Inglan is a bitch

dere's no escapin it

Inglan is a bitch

y'u haffi know how fi suvvive in it



well mi dhu day wok an' mid dhu nite wok

mi dhu clean wok an' mid dhu dutty wok

dem seh dat black man is very lazy

but it y'u si how mi wok y'u woulda sey mi crazy



Inglan is a bitch

dere's no escapin it

Inglan is a bitch

y'u bettah face up to it



dem have a lickle facktri up inna Brackly

inna disya facktri all dem dhu is pack crackry

fi di laas fifteen years dem get mi laybah

now awftah fiteen years mi fall out a fayvah



Inglan is a bitch

dere's no escapin it

Inglan is a bitch

dere's no runnin' whey fram it



mi know dem have work, work in abundant

yet still, dem mek mi redundant

now, at fifty-five mi gettin' quite ol'

yet still, dem sen' mi fi goh draw dole



Inglan is a bitch

dere's no escapin it

Inglan is a bitch fi true

is whey wi a goh dhu 'bout it?



Linton Kwesi Johnson.

[2012 Countdown]

Nation of Assholes
Nation of Assholes, Nation of Assholes

I live in a country that's a Nation of Assholes

Idiots and morons, shitheads and jerks

I'm always amazed that anything still works


Flag waving dickheads all up in my face

spouting their bullshit all over the place

I try to ignore them, I try to buck up

But now I just wish that they would shut the fuck up.


The oil cartels raise the price as they please

because of these assholes and their damn suv's

With all the pollution and the prices of gas

It all goes to prove they've got their heads up their ass


September 11th hit us like a bomb

Osama attacked us so we captured Saddam

The Iraq occupation makes my teeth gnash

'cause it's not about freedom, it's all about cash


Nation of Assholes, Nation of Assholes

We live in a country thats a Nation of Assholes

Wishing and hoping against all my fears

But then they elected a sphincter with ears.....twice



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Denis Leary - Asshole Lyrics
Album: No Cure For Cancer


(SPOKEN)
Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream.
About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon. We don't know�

(SUNG)
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm your average white suburbanite slob.
I like football and porno and books about war.
I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.
My wife and my job, my kids and my car.
My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar.

But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested (oh no) no way (uh-uh). No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense.
(oh yeah) yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets and piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong�
NAAAAH!

I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole)

(SPOKEN)
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible, hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non- biodegradable Styrofoam containers! And when I'm done suckin' down those grease ball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth on the American flag and then toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side, and there ain't a God-damned thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why!

Two words--nuclear fucking weapons, OK? Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the democracy they want. They can have a democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won't make a lick of difference, because we�ve got the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen! And when we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? You ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times. That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.

I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin (Hey) and Sam Peckinpah (Hey) and a case of whisky (Hey) and drive down to Texas� (Hey, Hey, Hey)

(Hey you know you really are an asshole)
Why don�t you just shut up and sing this song pal.
I'm an asshole (He�s an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He�s an asshole, what an asshole)
A � S � S - H - O � L � E.
Everybody, A � S � S - H - O � L � E.

Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf
Fung Achng Tum Chng Fum Afung Fung Ooh

(SPOKEN)
I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it!
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What?

[marmot]

Proud to be American

Music and Lyrics by Lee Greenwood

If tomorrow all the things were gone I’d worked for all my life,
And I had to start again with just my children and my wife.
I’d thank my lucky stars to be living here today,
‘Cause the flag still stands for freedom and they can’t take that away.

And I’m proud to be an American where as least I know I’m free.
And I won’t forget the men who died, who gave that right to me.
And I’d gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land God bless the U.S.A.

From the lakes of Minnesota, to the hills of Tennessee,
across the plains of Texas, from sea to shining sea,

From Detroit down to Houston and New York to LA,
Well, there’s pride in every American heart,
and it’s time to stand and say:

I’m proud to be an American where at least I know I’m free.
And I won’t forget the men who died, who gave that right to me.
And I’d gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today.
‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this land God bless the U.S.A