Welcome to... The Saloon

[norton ash]

Uh, hi. (looks at shoes, shifts from one foot to the other) Do you remember if maybe I was in this place last night? I seem to have, uh, lost my... wallet... Yeah, that's it. My wallet. (It's not like I posted all my passwords here, right?)

Honey, you were FABulous last night. I'm still trembling!

[streeb]

Notice how your hangovers are worse since you started smoking, Jack?

[JackRiddler]

Notice how your hangovers are worse since you started smoking, Jack?

How da hell do you know dat? ...Streeb, are you my case officer? Are you watching me right now? (Oh shit, were you watching me 40 minutes ago?! - Ah, so what, I presume we's all adults in here.)

Thanks all, and especially to the gracious Willow. (Or Willah, as I might sound it, depending on whether I'm pretending to be all upright on the radio or just tawkin.)

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[Project Willow]

On another entirely unrelated matter...

Fick Mich!

Tabernac, choleque de merde...
Tu me fais chier.
Vai a morire ammazzato!
Elif air ab tizak.
Jebiesz jeze!
Putz.
Du er pisse irriterende.

[barracuda]

My Google translator just melted, so I poured some bourbon on it, and the result was delightful!

[Project Willow]

I'm glad it was good for you too, sweetheart.

[Canadian_watcher]

I'll take a brewski - it'll be my third.
Hard day today, fightin' with all the boys. Could use some sympathetic company and a good tune or two.

[Project Willow]

Cheers to C-W, a brave soul if I've ever seen one. As many brews for the lady as she wishes on the house!



My goodness, but that was a terrible testosterone dust up today. It seems the misogyny thread rarely fails to deliver a healthy helping of irony-laden misogyny.

I have to confess that I've been depending on a crutch of late, the helpful "foe" designation feature of the board. If I didn't, I'd probably blow some essential mental gasket and be completely incapable of any level thought or further speech! Of course, I suspect there is a conspiracy to bring about that outcome regardless.



Well, here's to an improvement on the day!

[Canadian_watcher]

Thanks, Willow - and not just for the free drinks <hiccup>

Sometimes I wonder if there's some sort of distress system in place
Uppity Female! All cars respond!


itsss allllll goooood tho... beer makes everything better.

[Maddy]

Peeking in!

Cheers to all of you brave women who dare the misogyny thread! I won't touch it with a ten-foot pole!

Drinks all around for each and every one of you!

[Project Willow]

Cheers Maddy!

Overheard in Seattle on 4/20/2011:

Before a fart sneaks up on you, eat a cough drop.

[Maddy]

I need a drink this morning.

[Project Willow]

How about an Irish coffee? I serve a lot of those.


I like the hug emoticon.

[Maddy]

If anyone is deserving more hugs this morning its you, C_W and Peregrine!

Drinks are on me.

[Canadian_watcher]

If anyone is deserving more hugs this morning its you, C_W and Peregrine!

Drinks are on me.

Awww, thank you Maddy!
It's nice to know that there are people who are looking out for us.