History Channel: God vs. Satan

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History Channel: God vs. Satan

Postby stickdog99 » Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:21 am

The conclusion of this epic "edu"-mercial advises its audience, "everyone believes that the world will end soon, the question is, will it happen in your lifetime?"
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Postby barracuda » Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:36 am

This is like that South Park episode, right?

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Re: History Channel: God vs. Satan

Postby OP ED » Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:18 am

stickdog99 wrote:The conclusion of this epic "edu"-mercial advises its audience, "everyone believes that the world will end soon, the question is, will it happen in your lifetime?"


i certainly hope it will.

[change we can believe in]

i've seen God v. Satan before.

(verdict: lame: even for the History Channel)

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Postby Jeff » Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:55 am

It isn't canon, but the Jesus-Ghost Rider team-up is inspirational.

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Postby operator kos » Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:06 pm

I'm not positive this is accurate, but it's probably right...

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Postby yathrib » Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:52 pm

I lol when people say they only want cable "for the History Channel," as if this makes them intellectuals. I've never seen so much jingoism, pandering to religious fanatics and kooks, and sheer mis- or disinformation in one place *ever.* I happened to see that feature last night. I recommend to anyone that they look at something like that, then compare it to a *real* documentary such as can be seen (for example) on PBS. A big difference, to say the least.

EDIT: I'm not saying that everything on PBS is gold. But compare the HC's God vs. Satan thing to something like PBS's "From Jesus to Christ." No one can say that FJtC isn't interesting to watch, but it doesn't try to fog your mind w/ all that phantasmagoria. The authorities interviewed actually have a right to an opinion, and are interviewed at length. OTOH, the History channel considers Tim LaHaye to be on the same level as a Harvard PhD.
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Postby AhabsOtherLeg » Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:03 pm

Who won?!?
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Re: History Channel: God vs. Satan

Postby MinM » Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:44 am

History Channel's Satan Looks A Lot Like Barack Obama

The character is part of The Bible, a 10-hour television series airing on the History Channel.

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Re: History Channel: God vs. Satan

Postby JackRiddler » Mon Mar 18, 2013 12:05 pm

I'm going to have to quit RI, because now every post on this thread is going to make me laugh all day while I'm trying to get some work done. I'd have never imagined Jeff's Ghost Rider Team Up would be equalled on the next post by the graphic from OK, and the rest of you aren't exactly laugh-poor.
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Re: History Channel: God vs. Satan

Postby 82_28 » Mon Mar 18, 2013 12:06 pm

Check out the botoxed Christians who are behind it. Jesus H Christ. Watch the video and feel the spirit of the Lord, come to Christ and enjoy some Noah's Ark scenes in the process.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-3445_162-57 ... -was-born/

Nothing says humbleness in the presence of the Holy Spirit with the creator of that shit show "Survivor" and his phoney assed faced wife of his and a host of stadium filling televangelist/megachurch saints than what is conveyed at that link. I always think I've seen it all as far as fraudulence with this set -- until I haven't.

Furthermore, I can spot a hipster "christian" from a mile away.

Edit: Check that shit out, Jack. Enjoy the laughs!
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Re: History Channel: God vs. Satan

Postby FourthBase » Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:52 pm

This thread is win.

Burnett's Satan looks like an exact cross between Obama and Anakin Skywalker.

I remember the hypomanic mileage I once got from entertaining a cosmogonical/sociological/psychological scenario wherein every dual relationship in life was a metaphorical and perhaps literal manifestation and reflection of some unorthodox relationship between God and Satan. By dual relationship, I mean, husband-wife, mother-son, father-daughter, brother-sister, master-slave, teacher-student, doctor-patient, FourthBase and OP ED lol, you name it. If it's an important relationship between two people, then it epitomizes and re-creates a God/Satan dynamic. But not a static one, one always good one always bad, one always God one always Satan, one always male one always female, etc. But a dynamic that is always subject to switches in perspective and shifts in leverage, a relationship where one time it's God being the oppressor and Satan being the liberator, sometimes Satan the transgressor and God the conserver, sometimes those roles reversed, inverted. And not always necessarily an antagonistic relationship, sometimes warm and cooperative, but always tragically separated by an unbreachable gap, which deep down both parties wish to overcome in union. At the height of my madness, I could intuitively translate the meaning of every love song on the radio into a depiction of this God/Satan dynamic, as if every love song were inadvertently a song specifically written as such a depiction, the depiction of God's and/or Satan's longing for reconciliation, or achievement of such reconciliation, or grief over a failure to reconcile. Try it yourself. There's a popular Bruno Mars song right now that is some of the best material for that reinterpretive lens I've ever heard. But any and every love/heartbreak song will do. Stevie Wonder, Blondie, The Beatles, and on, and on...

This sensibility faded as I grew saner again, but it is still accessible to me, purely as metaphor. It kind of creeped me out at the time, that lens on life and relationships, to be honest. I got the sense that such a lens could be adopted by very bad people and adapted to justify very bad things. Luciferianism always gives me the willies. But then I also knew, there was indeed some kind of gorgeous, redemptive quality to be managed out of the lens, carefully. I have yet to read it but I'm guessing Blake's Marriage probably touches on this. As well as a whole host of pre-existing esoteric/gnostic literature. Not sure how much of a role cryptomnesia played in imagining such a lens/metaphor/dynamic, but it sure felt like I was coming up with it all on my own, a little amateur Alfred Russel Wallace of divine-diabolical duality, a Wallace who was probably 917,365th to discover it instead of 2nd, and probably two or three thousand years late to the party, lmao. Anyway. Cool story, yo.
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