So... where the Hell is Melania?!

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So... where the Hell is Melania?!

Postby Jerky » Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:28 pm

She hasn't been seen or heard from in over three weeks now, prompting some to point out that one of the most common reasons why people go in for the sort of kidney procedure that she allegedly underwent, is domestic abuse.

Check out this Twitter thread, which goes into great detail...
https://twitter.com/Planet_Phoebe/statu ... 8505611265

THREAD. There is sorta glaring evidence Melania's trip to the hospital is directly from a physical beating, which we'll say most likely came from Trumpov. Please bear with me, the jargon is all you need to wade through to the obvious. 1/

embolization is used for both benign tumors (which suggests it would have been scheduled and a non-emergency procedure which is not what she had) AS WELL AS a common procedure for acute and severe physical injury/trauma to the kidneys (possibly from an abuser attack) 2/

whether the attack was light or heavy both could result in an embolization of the kidney... the fact the procedure was unscheduled and listed as "an emergency" suggests definitively that it was a physical trauma situation and most likely acute & serious possible to ... 3/

etc etc
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Re: So... where the Hell is Melania?!

Postby seemslikeadream » Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:35 pm

What's up with Melanie? :P

A. has been kidnapped

B. got a disease from trump threaten to divorce and sue him...trump freaked out and he hit her (you know there is an elevator vid of him hitting her hidden somewhere)

C. is a Russian spy and has left the country

D. has been placed in the witness protection by Mueller

E. has been drugged to keep her quite

F. trump is just pulling a find Melania stunt

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Re: So... where the Hell is Melania?!

Postby 82_28 » Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:40 pm

While I was at work yesterday and the radio was on someone asked "where the fuck is the paparazzi?". . .

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Re: So... where the Hell is Melania?!

Postby seemslikeadream » Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:45 pm

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Re: So... where the Hell is Melania?!

Postby liminalOyster » Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:14 pm

Have you checked the Current Events forum where she (and the whole episode) would seem to belong? ;)
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Re: So... where the Hell is Melania?!

Postby seemslikeadream » Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:20 pm

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retired Republican Speaker of the House John Boehner according to MSNBC: “I think Donald Trump promised Melania that he would not win, she didn’t have to worry about ever living in the White House … probably why she doesn’t look real happy every day. Well, maybe one reason.” So his theory is that Melania has vanished due to general unhappiness and/or inability to deal with the disastrous situation she’s found herself in.
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trump’s wife has been missing for three weeks. He’s tried to cover for it by insisting she was looking out a window at reporters when she clearly wasn’t, and by falsely putting out a statement in her name. If this were anyone else, the police would be getting a search warrant for their home.


most logical is that she is really pissed that her husband slept with a porn star 2 months after she had a baby
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Re: So... where the Hell is Melania?!

Postby Cordelia » Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:44 pm

I vote facelift (touch-up).
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Re: So... where the Hell is Melania?!

Postby seemslikeadream » Fri Jun 01, 2018 3:49 pm

First lady Melania Trump will not join the President at Camp David this weekend, marking the 22nd day since she was last seen or heard from publicly


I don't think she wrote this tweet

I see the media is working overtime speculating where I am & what I’m doing. Rest assured, I’m here at the White House w my family, feeling great, & working hard on behalf of children & the American people!


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Re: So... where the Hell is Melania?!

Postby Blue » Fri Jun 01, 2018 4:17 pm

I kind of agree with liminaloyster about this belonging in the other forum, but oh my fucking god, every time I see that clip you posted slad...

I almost feel sorry for her. Whatever he said was pretty god damned brutal, and he said it right after his swearing in as President, right???

He probably called her a cunt - and despite how much the internet and comedians want to downplay the word, it's as painful to a woman's being as nigger is to a black person's being when you hear it.

Could be plastic surgery, could be he hit her, could be she's just bailing out for awhile.


seemslikeadream » Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:49 pm wrote:First lady Melania Trump will not join the President at Camp David this weekend, marking the 22nd day since she was last seen or heard from publicly


I don't think she wrote this tweet

I see the media is working overtime speculating where I am & what I’m doing. Rest assured, I’m here at the White House w my family, feeling great, & working hard on behalf of children & the American people!


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Re: So... where the Hell is Melania?!

Postby 82_28 » Fri Jun 01, 2018 4:24 pm

I'm vacillating in my head on where this goes, but since it seems so open ended and open to speculation and nothing solid, GD is probably best. It could go either way though. Remember, one of the original suggestions for what is now "Current Events" was also "Breaking News". Nothing is breaking as of yet.
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Re: So... where the Hell is Melania?!

Postby SonicG » Fri Jun 01, 2018 11:11 pm

Speculation runs all the way to Trump kicked her in the kidney...#ElevatorTape
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Re: So... where the Hell is Melania?!

Postby BenDhyan » Fri Jun 01, 2018 11:43 pm

Hmm, missing for three weeks, well practically one week from 14 to 19 of May was spent in hospital, plus two weeks of no official duties, rest, at the WH. Too easy!

Fwiw, it would not surprise me if she has to rest for another one or two weeks given that the procedure was such that it took five days for her to be well enough to go home.
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Re: So... where the Hell is Melania?!

Postby 82_28 » Sat Jun 02, 2018 12:37 am

As "embattled" as dump is, why not cook up a heart rending compassion story about her to give "ratings" a nudge? It must be something so huge that it cannot be believably mentioned or it is super serious.
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Re: So... where the Hell is Melania?!

Postby seemslikeadream » Sat Jun 02, 2018 1:36 pm

Actor Michael Ian Black Dissects the Mystery of Missing Melania -- and it's Spellbinding
"First Ladies don’t just drop out of sight; they go to Memorial Day wreath layings, for example. Or accompany their husbands to Camp David."
By Tom Boggioni / Raw Story June 2, 2018, 4:13 AM GMT


Like many people, actor and comedian Michael Ian Black has grown fascinated with the seeming disappearance of first lady Melania Trump, who was last seen in public on May 10 -- almost three weeks ago -- prior to undergoing a medical procedure that was expected to keep her in the hospital for a few days, only for her to stay for the better part of a week.

With President Donald Trump headed to Camp David for the weekend without the First Lady, Black suggested that something may be up and made some decidedly non-snarky suggestions that there may be trouble between the president and his wife and she wishes to not be seen with him.

In a tweet storm on Friday, Black wrote: "I’ve been obsessing a bit over Melania’s disappearance - and that’s what it is. First Ladies don’t just drop out of sight; they go to Memorial Day wreath layings, for example. Or accompany their husbands to Camp David. They are *in* the public view."


He added, "My question: why is the press being so quiet about this and how does it reflect on their attitude towards Melania in general? Uniquely and remarkably, I think the press’s attitude towards the First Lady of the United States is that of victim."

Black expressed sympathy for the first lady saying, "They treat her with the softest of kid gloves. Has there ever been less scrutiny of a modern First Lady? Has the public ever known less about a First Lady? Most of us don’t even know cursory information about her - I would bet most people don’t even know her home country."

And with that, he launched into an exploration of possible reasons why Melania Trump appears to be laying low and if the press-- for some unknown reason -- is covering for her and the president.

You can read the tweets below:

I’ve been obsessing a bit over Melania’s disappearance - and that’s what it is. First Ladies don’t just drop out of sight; they go to Memorial Day wreath layings, for example. Or accompany their husbands to Camp David. They are *in* the public view.

— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) June 1, 2018



My question: why is the press being so quiet about this and how does it reflect on their attitude towards Melania in general? Uniquely and remarkably, I think the press’s attitude towards the First Lady of the United States is that of victim.

— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) June 1, 2018


They treat her with the softest of kid gloves. Has there ever been less scrutiny of a modern First Lady? Has the public ever known less about a First Lady? Most of us don’t even know cursory information about her - I would bet most people don’t even know her home country.

— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) June 1, 2018



Why? One would think she would be the subject of innumerable profiles, magazine covers, fawning articles, all the rest of it. My guess: because we’ve been trained to view her as nothing more than an accessory, and an unwilling accessory at that. Literally a trophy wife.

— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) June 1, 2018



The only thing we seem to know for sure about her, based on their infrequent public appearances, is her she hates him. That is a remarkable, and uncommented upon story in its own right. The woman who knows the president best hates him.

— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) June 1, 2018



Why does nobody in the press talk about this? I assume it’s too gossipy, which I understand, but it also feels like a story when people are pointing to her approval numbers as a way of supporting him.

— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) June 1, 2018



What we have is a strange silence from the entirety of the press corps who accept her explanation of a previously unannounced hospital stay when this administration regularly lies to us. I’m not saying they’re lying about this, but how do we take their word?

— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) June 1, 2018



Why does the press report that “Melania” tweeted that message the other day when she obviously did not? I have no idea why she disappeared but I think it’s super weird the way the press covers her. No other First Lady that I can remember got this kind of “hands-off” treatment.

— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) June 1, 2018



The implication is that she is an unwilling participant in this presidency, which may be true, but she is not a victim. I don’t care about the state of their marriage but I do care about the patronizing way she’s covered.

— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) June 1, 2018



And if she’s a victim, what is the nature of her victimhood? She’s a rich woman married to the most powerful man in the world. If she is a victim, in whatever manner, I’d like to know how.

— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) June 1, 2018
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Re: So... where the Hell is Melania?!

Postby Agent Orange Cooper » Sat Jun 02, 2018 2:06 pm

It's obvious she went back to Slovenia on the quiet to be with her dying Mother. And she will reemerge with this news to reap the benefits of the well-timed illness.

Or was that just the House of Cards script? Can't tell anymore
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