"What are you benching, buff guy?"

[JerkyLeBoeuf]

"What are you benching, buff guy?"<br><br>- Here's a snap quiz for y'all! Is the above quote <br>a) a pick-up line you might overhear at a gym frequented by homosexuals, or <br>b) an example of the kind of small talk Preznit Dubya engated in with disgraced Republican super-lobbyist Jack Abramoff? <br>Need a hint? It's B!!! <p></p><i></i>

[JerkyLeBoeuf]

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[EyesNarrowlyOpen]

Jerky, what are your odds on:<br><br>a) all these fuckers go actually down?!<br> <br>b) nothing happens?<br><br>c) abramoff accidentally shoots himself with a missle launcher??<br><br>Your sage insights are always welcome! <p></p><i></i>

[marykmusic]

I go for d) Cheney accidentally shoots Abramoff and three others while cleaning his gun. The victims' families all apologize. --MaryK <p></p><i></i>

[thumperton]

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