Weep Not for Milo...

[dada]

Restaurant bill is an important part of starship propulsion drives that run on bistromathics.

Slartibartfast explains that "On a waiter's bill pad, numbers dance. Reality and unreality collide on such a fundamental level that each becomes the other and anything is possible."

Love that PKD thing, by the way.

[chump]

tip = 18% , 1+8 = 9

7+5+5+8+9+2 = 36, 3+6 = 9

755892 / 9 = 83988 / 9 = 9332

[82_28]

Nope. I don't know what math you are doing there chump but let's just round down to a $75 tab. 20% gratuity would be about $15. Your original number was $1050.56. Obviously none of this matters. But that would equal $1,500 tip at 20%. What is that math anyway?

[chump]

Dang Dude!!

Bar & Wine: 3805 +44 = $3849
Food $1988
Total Food and Alcohol: $5837
Tip (18%) $1050.56
Sales Tax $228.52
Alcohol tax $442.54

[82_28]

That's why I said "cheap ass motherfucker". A party like that you always add to the "insta grat". I was just wondering where you got the 18% from. Again, this matters not AT ALL!!! LOL. Sorry, too many years in the service industry. Most people tip on the tax too. Not fair I know.