Unattributed-movie-quotes-that-speak-for-me only thread

[Jeff]

Hey look, mister - we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere".

[semper occultus]

You're crazy! You are absolutely crazy!
They called Einstein crazy!
That's not true! No one ever called Einstein crazy!
Well, they would have, if he'd carried on like this!

[psynapz]

I'm from the United States of kiss-my-ass.

"I come from a little town called None of Your Goddamn Business."

[psynapz]

Shouldn't we lie down or put a bag over our heads or something?
- If you like.
Will it help?
- Not at all.

[Laodicean]

Who the fuck are you?

I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.

[Jeff]

Machete don't text.

[JackRiddler]

I'm from the United States of kiss-my-ass.

"I come from a little town called None of Your Goddamn Business."

It's on the corner of get a map and fuck off.

[Elvis]

"Never get out of the boat."

[brainpanhandler]

No. I just like the cover.

[justdrew]

HE WAS A FREUDIAN. I, ON THE OTHER HAND, AM A GENIUS.
THERE. YOU SEE? I NO LONGER SUPPRESS MY OUTRAGEOUS EGOTISM. NOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?

WHETHER OR NOT I'M INSANE.

AH. INSANITY IS A LEGAL TERM, YOU UNDERSTAND. NOT A MEDICAL ONE. IF YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RIGHT AND WRONG, THE LAW CONSIDERS YOU SANE. DO YOU KNOW THAT DIFFERENCE?

BETWEEN RIGHT AND WRONG? WELL, THEY'RE HARDLY CONSTANT FACTORS, DOCTOR. I COULD PROBABLY GIVE YOU FIVE MINUTES ON GOOD AND EVIL.

NOW, THOSE AREN'T LEGAL OR MEDICAL TERMS. GOOD AND EVIL ARE THEOLOGICAL CONCEPTS. THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN PSYCHIATRY, MR. STILLWELL, IS BEHAVIOR. CAN YOU TELL ME OF ANY BEHAVIOR WHICH MIGHT MAKE YOU DOUBT YOUR RATIONALITY?

WELL, AMONG OTHER THINGS, I WALKED DOWN FOUR FLIGHTS OF STAIRS WHICH WEREN'T THERE.

(LAUGHS) GOOD! MARVELOUS! EH... HAD YOU BEEN DRINKING?

NO.

TAKING DRUGS?

NO.

THEN EITHER THE STAIRS WERE THERE, OR YOU DIDN'T WALK DOWN THEM. YOU SEE MY POINT?

VIVIDLY.

[Jeff]

Your father put Tim in the White House - why? Because that's where you can generate the most cash; a cold-ass business proposition, like everything else in this society. But your brother decided to stir up the population. Began to think we were all living in a democracy. He started believing it.

[Cosmic Cowbell]

Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.

[Jeff]

Hey man, I just play the piano.

[Simulist]

"If you can't believe — if you can't accept anything on faith — then you're doomed for a life dominated by doubt."

[JackRiddler]

.

We train young men to drop fire on people but their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!