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Posted: **Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:45 am**

barracuda wrote:On second thought, I'll have what she's having...

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:58 am**

I hate being home on a Friday night. Color me cabin-fevered. Someone make me a Greyhound. Or one of these.

ps. ha ha. i have no idea where to post this but just to make you wonder -- my picture (i discovered tonight) was recently in vice magaz ine. and no, I was not a "don't"......

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:10 am**

Hey, LA boy, the sign outside says "Saloon". There's no hoity toity punk-ass, $100 a gourmet shot shat silliness in here. This is a real drinking bar. Now adjust your order or you're a cab, got it?

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:13 am**

sigh. wild turkey and an icy bottle of PBR please, madame.

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:22 am**

lightningBugout wrote:sigh. wild turkey and an icy bottle of PBR please, madame.

Now that's an insult. Hey, bouncer!

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:28 am**

What is? The bottle? But it tastes so much fuckin' better that way...

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:34 am**

See, I was having a little fun with you, but, look mister, the only people around here drinking from bottles are the toursists...

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:40 am**

But the nitwits like the cans........

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:53 am**

Here's your pint of PBR.

Aw... uh-oh, Hey, Dave! This guy needs a towel.

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 5:52 am**

Well if that's what you get for drinking out of a can... lucky nitwit. heh.

Nice. Open late. Can't sleep. Got a tooth ache. And on antibiotics, so no alcoholic bevies for me.

can I have a tea please?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOw2X8tt ... re=related

Posted: **Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:51 am**

lightningBugout wrote:

Woah. That is some classy crystal meth you've got there! And people are eating it with dessert spoons now? Ice etiquette has come along way in a short time.

Just an orange juice for me, please, bar lady. Trying to stay off the hard stuff. I've probably posted more here sober in the last two days than in the two years or so previously, and it's enjoyable to mix even without da booze. Might jump off the wagon again later, though. It's a love affair who's month is ever May.

PRO-TIP: My not wholly successful but still quite effective cure for acute and chronic alcoholism consists of long walks in interesting areas (rural, urban, historic - it don't matter, it's just nice to be able to walk for a change) and liberal dosages of Season 1 and 2 of Gilmore Girls. It works a treat. Most of the time.

Just, you know, for in case anybody gets carried away.... Don't want to be a downer or nothing. Cheers!

And Slainte Mhath!

Posted: **Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:02 pm**

Peregrine, but of course I shall serve you some tea. Hope you are recovering well.

Ahab, those walks must be a real challenge for you!

But seriously better advice I haven't heard in awhile. A whole section of the bar is devoted to generally pleasing non-alcoholic beverages. I think I'll join you this being Sunday. Even though there are no blue laws here, I've gotten into the habit of having a dry one.

Posted: **Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:14 pm**

I'll have a sidecar.

Posted: **Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:27 pm**

good pick annie......

you can be my bond girl any day of the week.

Posted: **Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:08 am**

Nothing for me, thanks. Okay, a tap water.

(I've got the big 40-ounce Listerine bottle in my filthy old coat.)

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