Unattributed-movie-quotes-that-speak-for-me only thread

[norton ash]

You missed a good one, though. This white guy walks in about one o'clock, asks if we have a discount for alcoholics... I tell him to get lost, but Marty's sitting here listening and I can tell he's thinking that maybe it ain't such a bad idea.

[JackRiddler]

Clearly, this is no ordinary asshole.

[JackRiddler]

- Why do you think a more systematic investigation has not been undertaken?

- Because then they would find the culprits.

[Laodicean]

The guy's an actor, he's reading a script! When they tell you not to panic, that's when you run!

[Jeff]

I understood writing could be dangerous. I didn't realize the danger came from the machinery.

[Belligerent Savant]

I'll take these Huggies and whatever cash you have in the register...

government do take a bite don't she?

Alright ... everybody freeze! Everybody down on the ground! B:(After a pause) Well, which is it, young feller? You want we should freeze or you want we should drop? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm-a gonna be in motion. See what I'm sayi-- A: Shut up! Just get down on the ground! B: Okay, then

[Nordic]

OMG too many from that movie. More:

Awfully fine cereal flakes ya got, Mrs. McDonough.

Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.

Son, you got a panty on your head.

Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.

[Nordic]

I'm a writer, you monsters! I create! I create for a living! I'm a creator! I am a creator! (points to his head) This is my uniform!

You're a sick fuck, Fink.

[Nordic]

You know, there's a lesson here, which is never try to make life or death decisions when you're feeling suicidal.

[Project Willow]

Like most intellectuals, he's intensely stupid.

Why do you suppose we only feel compelled to chase the ones who run away?

I'm sorry to say this, but, those who are most worthy of love are never made happy by it.

[Jeff]

That's right, things aren't so bad! Look at the parking lot, Larry. Just look at that parking lot....

[Kate]

You're out of your tree.

It's not my tree.

[Allegro]

Nothing is nonsense concerning the vagaries of human conduct.

[Allegro]

A righteous man may wink at murder.

[JackRiddler]

Deserve's got nothing to do with it.