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Re: Stories that should come from The Onion but don't

Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 3:13 pm
by JackRiddler
DrEvil » Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:04 pm wrote:2016 Election: Donald Trump Wins the White House in Upset
Thread winner. Lock it and make it sticky.

Re: Stories that should come from The Onion but don't

Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 9:41 pm
by smoking since 1879
where's Upset? is it near here?

Re: Stories that should come from The Onion but don't

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2016 12:10 am
by seemslikeadream
We live in crazy times: Neo-Nazis have declared New Balance the ‘Official Shoes of White People’
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/mor ... te-people/

Re: Stories that should come from The Onion but don't

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2016 2:05 pm
by norton ash
seemslikeadream » Tue Nov 15, 2016 11:10 pm wrote:We live in crazy times: Neo-Nazis have declared New Balance the ‘Official Shoes of White People’
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/mor ... te-people/

Oh, ffs. I just bought a pair of NB all-terrains at a good price to try to help my worn-out knees.

Re: Stories that should come from The Onion but don't

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2016 4:09 pm
by DrEvil
smoking since 1879 » Fri Nov 11, 2016 3:41 am wrote:where's Upset? is it near here?
There's a place in the mountains here called Upsete, so roughly one Atlantic ocean away.

Re: Stories that should come from The Onion but don't

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2016 5:52 pm
by seemslikeadream
KKK members insist they’re not “white supremacists”
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/kkk-insists ... remacists/

Re: Stories that should come from The Onion but don't

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 8:02 pm
by seemslikeadream
Trump to display letter from Nixon in Oval Office: report
http://thehill.com/homenews/administrat ... ice-report

Re: Stories that should come from The Onion but don't

Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2016 12:51 pm
by seemslikeadream
Saddam Hussein’s daughter praises Trump for his ‘high level of political sensibility’
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politic ... -1.2920095

Re: Stories that should come from The Onion but don't

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2016 12:12 am
by seemslikeadream

Re: Stories that should come from The Onion but don't

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 12:50 pm
by seemslikeadream
The Washington Post Uses Male Symbol to Announce Historic Women’s March
http://motto.time.com/4623692/washingto ... uguration/


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Re: Stories that should come from The Onion but don't

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 3:16 pm
by JackRiddler
The Washington Post is the fucking devil personified. Stupid+Evil in one slim package. No redeeming qualities.

The Times tries to do that, but then they also publish stuff like this several times a month:

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/06/busin ... he-us.html

Re: Stories that should come from The Onion but don't

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2017 7:26 pm
by Cordelia
Washington Post Express expresses embarrassment about gender symbol error:

@WaPoExpress .@dckath You're totally right — we'll be addressing this and including a corrected image in tomorrow's paper.

https://twitter.com/WaPoExpress/status/ ... wsrc%5Etfw

Upcoming Copy Editor layoffs? Soooo totally Washington.

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Re: Stories that should come from The Onion but don't

Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2017 8:42 am
by seemslikeadream
Man arrested after deputies mistake kitty litter for meth

http://myfox8.com/2017/01/09/man-arrest ... -for-meth/

Re: Stories that should come from The Onion but don't

Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:27 am
by seemslikeadream
Police: Conn. politician said he no longer has to be ‘politically correct,’ pinched woman’s groin

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/mor ... 975d8195a0

Re: Stories that should come from The Onion but don't

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2017 2:04 pm
by seemslikeadream
Conway suggests Trump administration will use 'Alternative Facts'
https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/2390570b-4 ... trump.html
The Merriam-Webster dictionary is having to tell people what a fact is
http://home.bt.com/news/news-extra/the- ... 4140582810