Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon

[Hammer of Los]

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See?

I'm laughing my head off.

She good muggle.

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[Hammer of Los]

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I look after muggle.

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[Hammer of Los]

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To my great regret, she biggest fool of all.

I delete this line soon.

You see?

The tears rise to my eyes still.

This is what it takes to manifest the krishna consciousness.

Dickheads.

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[Hammer of Los]

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You really don't understand a fucking thing if you be materialists.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Great Work gotta be worth something to somebody.

Who will make a bid for one of Hermaphroditus' Poems?

They are the greatest poems ever written.

I say they are worth ooh at least £110 each.

Probably more like £1,100.

Thas around 78 grand.

Nope not enuff.

250 divided by 78 gives 3206, roundin' up 'coz da theme is always onwards and upwards.

£3,206.00 per poem.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Or I could sell you spells that really work.

Or magic items.

Whatever you want.

For £3k I'll write you a new poem especially.

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[Hammer of Los]

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I might teach you secrets of magic.

I got zillions a secrets.

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[Hammer of Los]

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I not love miserable muggle any more.

She kill my love.

She kill me and she kill my love.

Love is dead.

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[Hammer of Los]

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But Love is Ever Reborn!

Ha ha ha!

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[Hammer of Los]

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Wiseman taught me love be antidote ta fear.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Wiseman reminded me of lesson already learnt.

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[Hammer of Los]

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I love da wiseman!

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[Hammer of Los]

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He one smart fucking monkey!

I just biggest fool.

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[Hammer of Los]

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But make no mistake.

I harm none.

Yet am I Mt Ida.

You approach me, you approach Mount Ida.

My Crown be Mount Ida.

And my crown doth glisten and shine.

So beware mortals!

I knock your block off!

I sorcerer supreme here!

I Axis Mundi!

I!

And I!

Alone!

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[Hammer of Los]

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Be my judge o wisest of the wise.

The Krishna Consciousness ain't no picnic.

God Realisation ain't all it's cracked up ta be.

Shamanic Initiation ain't no bed a roses.

Axis Mundi is a World of Pain!

For All Who Deserve It!

Ha ha.. er yeah.

I'm choking.

Not laughing.

See you not?

You ain't got INT 23.

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