Unattributed-movie-quotes-that-speak-for-me only thread

[Simulist]

"Boy, the food at this place is really terrible."

"Yeah, I know — and such small portions!"

[Nordic]

Wallace Beery. Wrestling picture. What do you need, a roadmap?

[Elihu]

" – if I'd been totally honest, I wouldn't be within a mile of this pool – unless I was cleaning it. "

[JackRiddler]

"I'm in lesbians with you."

[ida pingala]

"Are you in pictures?"

[Elihu]

"I have a sentimental weakness for my children, and I spoil them as you can see; they talk when they should listen."

[Jeff]

"The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer."

[psynapz]

"I'm sorry baby, I had to crash that Honda."

[Elihu]

I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' sip on a Saturday night completely alone, drinking beers, no women anywhere?

Silence.

By choice, man!

Yeah man, conscious choice.

They all agree.

I'm choosing it.

[ida pingala]

That rug really tied the room together.

[JackRiddler]

"Der Teppich hat das Zimmer erst gemütlich gemacht."

[Hammer of Los]

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Victory is inevitable! For if knowledge is power... then a God... am... (thundering, rumbling loud) I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I. [pauses] Was that over the top? I can never tell!

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[JackRiddler]

“Scientists are saying the future is going to be far more futuristic than they originally predicted.”

[Elihu]

john wayne accent

"...a day without blood is like a day without sunshine!"

[Elihu]

"money is always something you need around in case you don't die tomorrow."