Unattributed-movie-quotes-that-speak-for-me only thread

[Elvis]

"Do I look all rancid and clotted? You look at me, Jack. Eh? Look, eh? And I drink a lot of water, you know. I'm what you might call a water man, Jack! That's what I am. And I can swear to you, my boy, swear to you, that there's nothing wrong with my bodily fluids. Not a thing, Jackie!"

[Simulist]

"What would Brian Boitano do?"

[Jeff]

No, you're not thinkin'. You're too busy being a smart aleck to be thinkin'. Now I want ya to "think" and stop bein' a smart aleck. Can ya try that for me?

[Laodicean]

I don't mind you shooting at me, Frank, but take it easy on the Bacardi!

[Laodicean]

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

[beeline]

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You can act like a man!

[norton ash]

Fuck you. Pay me.

[Jeff]

And I don't know, I guess it was a combination of everything, the sound of the music, and the breeze, and how beautiful Dorrie looked to me and for one brief moment everything just seemed to come together perfectly and I felt happy, almost indestructible in a way. It's funny, that simple little moment of contact moved me in a very, very profound way.

[Simulist]

"Hey, I think I ran over some — I think I ran over a wookie back there on the expressway..."

[Peregrine]

"Goddamit that's not all! If one of those things gets down here then that will be all. All this, this bullshit you think is so important. You can just kiss all that goodbye!"

*edited for, you know, not getting the actual lines right the first time...

[Jeff]

This happens. This is something that happens.

[Project Willow]

Tell me you don't wanna hear that shit isn't fuckin' surgery!

[IanEye]

I like to remember things my own way.
How Eye remembered them...
Not necessarily the way they happened.

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[Jeff]

I don't want Santana Abraxis! I've just been in a terrible auto accident!

[barracuda]

Only your hatred can destroy me.