Unattributed-movie-quotes-that-speak-for-me only thread

[beeline]

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Sir, your behavior is not funny. Your attitude is wasting the bureau's valuable time.

[MacCruiskeen]

Bowling green.
Sewing machine.

[Simulist]

"There was a time when reading wasn't just for fags. And neither was writing. People wrote books and movies. Movies with stories, that made you care about whose ass it was and why it was farting. And I believe that time can come again!"

[JackRiddler]

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Park it. Lock it. Let's go.

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[Jeff]

Saigon. Shit. I'm still only in Saigon.

[Nordic]

Well as near as I can figure out, it's because I fight and fuck too much.

[justdrew]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

different movie

[brainpanhandler]

First you have to give up, first you have to *know*... not fear... *know*... that someday you're gonna die.

[Simulist]

"There’s only two men I trust. One of ‘em’s me, the other one’s not you."

[Peregrine]

"I would be happy if Jerry had no emotions whatsoever. Because the thing of it is once you go down that road... here's Jerry, an emotional being cooped up for 300 years with no one to talk to... none of the socialization, the emotional growth that comes from contact with other emotional beings... What happens if Jerry gets mad?"

[Jeff]

Who is for Gwilym Morgan and the others?

[Laodicean]

Has anyone ever told you that you overplay your various roles rather severely, Mr. Kaplan? First, you're the outraged Madison Avenue man who claims he's been mistaken for someone else. Then you play the fugitive from justice, supposedly trying to clear his name of a crime he knows he didn't commit. And now, you play the peevish lover, stung by jealousy and betrayal. It seems to me you fellows could stand a little less training from the FBI and a little more from the Actor's Studio.

[barracuda]

Not even the best magician in the world can produce a rabbit out of a hat if there is not already a rabbit in the hat.

[Belligerent Savant]

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QUINTANA
I see you rolled your way into the
semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and
me, we're gonna fuck you up.

DUDE
Yeah well, that's just, ya know,
like, your opinion, man.


QUINTANA
Let me tell you something, pendejo.
You pull any your crazy shit with
us, you flash a piece out on the
lanes, I'll take it away from you
and stick it up your ass and pull
the fucking trigger til it goes
"click".

DUDE
Jesus.

QUINTANA
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with
the Jesus.

[beeline]

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Brains.