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- How do you know you're God?

- Simple. When I pray to Him, I find I am talking to myself.

"I think — no, I am positive — that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality, and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick."

"What is fabricated half inch pipe anyway?"

No matter how good you are don't ever let them see you coming. That's the gaffe my friend. You gotta keep yourself small. Innocuous. Be the little guy. You know, the nerd... the leper... shit-kickin' surfer. Look at me.
Underestimated from day one. You'd never think I was a master of the universe, now would ya?

Norman Mailer, he had an interesting theory that he used to explain the strange coincidences in the aftermath of the JFK assassination. In the wake of huge events, after them and before them, physical details spasm for a moment; they sort of unlock, and when they come back into focus they suddenly coincide in a weird way. Street names and birth dates and middle names, all kind of superfluous things appear related to each other. It's a ripple effect. So, what does it mean? Well, it means something's going to happen. Something big. But then, something's always about to happen.

I'm from the United States of kiss-my-ass.

That sort of music freaks me out.

"What is necessary is never unwise."

You have no idea.

I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven.

Well, then, I just HATE you... and I hate your... ass... FACE! Mon Dec 06, 2010 12:21 am

You can't spell families without lies.

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In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart, or oh so pleasant.
Well, for years, I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me.

Zuzu's petals... Zuzu

Glut your soul on my accursed ugliness.