RIILF ?

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Postby OP ED » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:48 pm

et in Arcadia ego wrote:
OP ED wrote:There's also something fleetingly erotic in the blog posts about Jellyfish and mind control and the great old ones. Maybe its just me, but Lovecraft really gets my engine running. [jellies are so squishy its hard for that not to have erotic undertones]=


Hoo boy, a lass after mine own heart. Any chick who grooves on tentacle love is going to get a big thumbs up from me(at the least). Since you admit to your lovecraftian predilection, I'd be remiss if I didn't share this link with you.

WARNING: SUPER DUPER ULTRA NOT SAFE FOR WORK MARRIAGE KIDS OR THOSE EASILY INTIMIDATED BY EXTREME TENTACLE PR0N!!!

Click at your own risk:

EDIT: Just goes to show that I'm not above the forum rules like so many think; Jeff just laid the smack down on me for posting this link. You guys are going to just have to use your imaginations here..

Unless I misunderstood him and its the picture of me down there that he deemed too offensive for the board..

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(OP ED is a dude)

JEFF: Can he PM me the link, or should I have him email it?
I don't wanna break any rules, but offensive porn is something I might possibly be interested in...
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Postby Jeff » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:55 pm

OP ED wrote:JEFF: Can he PM me the link, or should I have him email it?
I don't wanna break any rules, but offensive porn is something I might possibly be interested in...


Tell you what: since I'm here and it's seared into my cache and mind's eye, I'll PM it to you.
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Postby FourthBase » Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:58 pm

Lemme guess...

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Postby OP ED » Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:25 am

Jeff wrote:
OP ED wrote:JEFF: Can he PM me the link, or should I have him email it?
I don't wanna break any rules, but offensive porn is something I might possibly be interested in...


Tell you what: since I'm here and it's seared into my cache and mind's eye, I'll PM it to you.


Thanx 'gain, btw.

Let no one ever call you gatekeeper, tho' you have your own rule.

[on second thought, perhaps you should've told me "no"... :wink: ]
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Postby Hammer of Los » Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:18 pm

Although I must object to the crudity of the op's title (why does everything have to be so crude these days?), and I am utterly faithful to my beautiful, intelligent and talented wife, I shall nonetheless admit to a deep and abiding affection for Sunny, one of the finest contributors to these forums.

So there ya go! It's nice to say something nice about someone, isnt it?
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Postby OP ED » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:22 pm

Hammer of Los wrote:Although I must object to the crudity of the op's title (why does everything have to be so crude these days?), and I am utterly faithful to my beautiful, intelligent and talented wife, I shall nonetheless admit to a deep and abiding affection for Sunny, one of the finest contributors to these forums.

So there ya go! It's nice to say something nice about someone, isnt it?


your objection has been noted in the logbook.

I have no compelling defense for my crudeness. Chalk it up to my being raised by the American Military if you like. Once the word "RIILF" appeared in my head, I was unable to avoid sharing it.

I have to agree with you, if I need to argue with someone, there are few better than sunny to fill that slot. Maybe I phrased that wrong, and it will sound different in other people's heads.

oh well.
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Postby Searcher08 » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:42 pm

OP ED wrote:[I was intoxicated, I didn't think anyone would reply really]

This was inspired by the penis thread, among others. And the fact that I got the word RIILF stuck in my head, and it seemed so funny to me that I had to share.

There's also something fleetingly erotic in the blog posts about Jellyfish and mind control and the great old ones. Maybe its just me, but Lovecraft really gets my engine running. [jellies are so squishy its hard for that not to have erotic undertones]

I have a sorta thing for Alice personally. Her incredible antiseptic tone and righteous indignation push all my revolutionary-fetishist buttons. I hear she's spoken for, so I should probably keep this between us. I eagerly check everyday to see if I've managed to arouse her contempt enough for her to respond to me. aahhh. sort of like shark love.

I also have a mancrush on Hugh. If god ever grants my wish for bisexuality, Hugh and I should spend a wonderful weekend highjacking keywords together to our heart's content. :!:

seriously.

I recently told my girl about a dream I had involving Joe Hill and a really big blunt, but the details would violate my Thelemic oaths...


I dont even know whose which gender (I is teh straight male), but for sheer amount of coffee sprayed over keyboard in fits of shiningly brainy,, utterly rude and often sarkie as fuck brillaince, OP ED, I salute you, in a manly guys talking boot the Dodgers game way :)
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Postby sunny » Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:03 am

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Postby Penguin » Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:23 pm

I dont know about f@king, I like cuddling and chilling out better :)
But who Id like to chill out with in friendly hug pile?
Hugh Manatee Wins (I still laugh at myself for how long it took me to realize humanity wins:) ), Joe Hillshoist, OP ED, FourthBase, Alice, Searcher and 8bit..perhaps some others..But hell, anyone who behaves reasonably unsane is welcome to my party..

(a black cat just crossed the rocky backyard I can see from my window)
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Postby compared2what? » Fri Apr 04, 2008 4:04 pm

sunny wrote:Image


Your cryptic picture, it a make me irie.

Equally true whether I read it correctly or not, which is a beautiful thing.
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Postby sunny » Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:28 pm

compared2what? wrote:Your cryptic picture, it a make me irie.

Equally true whether I read it correctly or not, which is a beautiful thing.


The word irie make a me irie.

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Postby OP ED » Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:12 pm

http://realestate.yahoo.com/promo/going ... luZy1zb2xv


Going Solo in the USA
By Sperling's BestPlaces
Sep 29th, 2008

Last year, the New York Times published the results of its census analysis stating that 51% of U.S. women live without a spouse. However, Sperling's BestPlaces discovered this might not be the whole story.

"The Times came to some insightful conclusions with their analysis," said Bert Sperling, lead researcher for Sperling's BestPlaces. "We made some different assumptions to more closely reflect our national lifestyle where fifteen year-old girls aren't commonly expected to get married."

The New York Times used, at that time, the latest demographics from the Census Bureau, including women above age fourteen who were unmarried or separated. Indeed, according to a University of Texas survey, the average age of women at their first marriage is 26.

Sperling's firm looked at similar Census data, but restricted its analysis to single, widowed, and divorced women age 25-64. Without this cap on the age range, places with higher concentrations of elderly people would show a misleading number of single women.

Sperling's conclusion is significantly different than the New York Times. In the 379 metro areas nationwide, 34% of women 25-64 are single.

Despite all the attention to this new milestone for single women, the difference between the number of single men and women is not as great as one might think. Nationally, 32% of men are single.

Where do the lonely hearts live?
"As interesting as the nation as a whole is trending," Sperling said, "we want to see which places had the greatest percentage of single men and women."

Sperling's firm broke down the data by metro area, revealing interesting patterns on where singles live.

San Francisco seems to attract single people like a good pickup line, if there is such a thing. Compared to every other metro area in the U.S., the San Francisco region, which includes areas south like San Mateo and Redwood City, has the highest percentage of single people.

Detroit, with 43% singles, is second only to San Francisco. New York, and Boston round out the top four.

Most southern cities are not flush with single people. Those cities in southern states that have more singles are homes to colleges, where students might choose to remain after graduation, or are known for their nightlife. New Orleans, Austin, and a handful of Florida cities all have more singles than the national average.

"There has to be a lot going on for singles," said David Evans in a phone interview with BestPlaces. Evans is an online dating researcher based in Boston, a city that is 39% single. Evans said Boston has the key factors for single living. "It's a college town, it has nightlife, culture, and lots of jobs."

Whether by choice or circumstance, many are living in some of the biggest cities, surrounded by millions, and still find themselves alone.

The Top Ten "Solo Cities:"
Rank Metro % Single
1 San Francisco, CA 44.7
2 Detroit, MI 44
3 New York, NY 39.8
4 Boston, MA 39.2
5 New Orleans, LA 39.1
6 Los Angeles, CA 37.7
7 Fort Lauderdale, FL 37.2
8 Las Vegas, NV 37
9 Miami, FL 36.9
10 Albuquerque, NM 36.8


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Postby barracuda » Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:29 pm

"Bumping" for Valentine's day?

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Postby freemason9 » Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:32 pm

I pride myself as the guy in the corner,

Humphrey Bogart smokin' the butt.

I greatly amuse myself although others don't get my jokes.

I recall a movie scene that applies,

But I don't know the name of it,

And I've forgotten the actors.

Nevermind.
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Postby vigilant » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:40 pm

Penguin wrote:I dont know about f@king, I like cuddling and chilling out better :)
But who Id like to chill out with in friendly hug pile?
Hugh Manatee Wins (I still laugh at myself for how long it took me to realize humanity wins:) ), Joe Hillshoist, OP ED, FourthBase, Alice, Searcher and 8bit..perhaps some others..But hell, anyone who behaves reasonably unsane is welcome to my party..

(a black cat just crossed the rocky backyard I can see from my window)


What happened to 8bit anyway? He vanished like fog in the night.
The whole world is a stage...will somebody turn the lights on please?....I have to go bang my head against the wall for a while and assimilate....
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