image dump (warning: disturbing/annoying objects present)

[OP ED]

drugs help too, of course.

[Perelandra]

TMI there, Z. You ARE funny, though. Kinda...innocent, in a good way.

Thanks for the well wishes, I am OK. Snowed in. I had to drive down a steep, snowy hill between ravines this am and that makes me glad to be alive.

I'm wishing you all happy holidays this week, if you feel they are important. I stole another GREAT image from the image thread because it needs to be here.

L8r!

[zhivkov]

Hi OP ED and Perelandra everybody-great to see you back Perelandra I am glad you are ok! 'How many inches did you get' sorry i cant seem to help myself lately-i get really angry with myself sometimes-it is almost like having Tourettes or something-so many 'normal' folk i meet say they are shocked with how forward i am once they get to know me-because at first i am very shy. I apologize if i have offended anyone-good to know it doesnt look like i have! the previous sexual device mentioned was never used with much success OE-ask d/f-hehe i am a 'tight end' badaboo badabing I really do not get much out of the holiday-except the weather for me is always much more to my taste-i have noticed the last few years in my immmediate fam-with the small bit 4 in all i have become increasingly sad with each one-we are all getting older-well i mean duh-but it is kind of Oatesish, O Connorish, Maughmish,even Dostoevskyish-between me and me dad-i think will be the first to go-i would give anything if it could be me-as faggy as i am i am very protective of my fam-i would have no prob wasting anyone if they ever tried to fuck with them. I am in a bit' o pain today-but i do not think there is any embarassing rips anywhere-twice in my life i have got a c&^* ring stuck and had to go to the hospital to get it removed-in my vain attempts to 'top' beautiful latin guys-sorrry dudes im just not meant to be a giver hehe- i think the first dude to ever f my frreakin brains out was a white hairdresser-of all things i think this would have been in 81 or 82 and he bent me over a chair! in 83 i was in a 3 way with two other guys-only time in my life for this-i am actually kinda vanilla in my sexual tastes believe it or not-esp compared to what some folk get up to-but these dudes were soooo hot one latin and one white- i was the 'bottom' for both and i think they rather enjoyed their time with me i was so horny that night -i get this pounding at the base of my throat when i am this way-i went after both of their private areas as if i had never seen one b4-for some strange reason i wish this could have been filmed for later viewing-this happened in the years b4 'everyone' so to speak had vid cameras-i dont even think i had the little death that night-it was just such a joy to have two studs have a go at me! Best to all of you! I may be back tonight-I did steal your image Perlandra-lovely! A lot of times when I have sexual fantasies it involves being saved by a lone guy usually latin-who kinda swoops in and saves me from a horde of Naziish looking guys who are getting ready to violently have their way with me! somehow he dispatches like 10 of them and we leave whatever area the dead bodies are in and make passionate love under a tree or at night on a beach under the milky way-i am not just an ass-tronomer but i actually love astronomy and love the images OE has earlier in the thread both the 'real' and the ones in ancient Egyptian etc-this guy always tells me he will love me forever and no one else-he is always built much like d/f-muscular in a way-but not the way i find so grotesque in modern bb dudes altho at times i can be hypocrtical about this if i really like the guys face-if d/f had an animal totem it would be the sleek and quick feline athletic grace and muscles of the panther or tiger- i actually prefer thin guys a lot of the time as for some reason i usually find them more handsome but do not like most male model types

[zhivkov]

i am actually extremely sad tonight and lonely-i wish my f'in muse would come for a visit-usually when i am like this is when i want to write-i am not a ben folds fan by any means but i think 'brick' most describes d/fs relation with me and me to him-needless to say i wont be getting out ole blu-altho i didnt throw it away-if i were to die it would be so embarassing to like have my bro or dad (god forbid me mum) going thru my effects and finding that to my mom i am kinda like this little blu eyed boy who never grew up and would not have 'things' like this-there was an old dylan song-o what did you see my blue eyed son-o what did you see my darling young one-i think it was dylan -i know baez did it also-extremely beautiful and soul stirring song and i think me mum thinks of me this way.
forgot to mention-both of the guys from the 83 three way had the most beautiful dark eyes-the latin dudes were much like d/fs-altho i do not think i will ever see that level of 'eye' perfection in a man again-tho i must be honest and say that i think OE has the most lovely eyes-i had a dream one night that i was going down on OE it was very pleasant!

[OP ED]

that is actually kind of creepy.

congratulations.

[zhivkov]

OE-hope I didnt offend-just runnin off at the fingers as usual-although the dream did happen! hope you and everyone is doin great-i am better now-no drug usage either-just some oxys as my back is killing me.

[Penguin]

that is actually kind of creepy.

congratulations.

lol

[Perelandra]

OE, you had no idea you were signing up for Father Confessor, did you.
Hope that's not more fuel for the fire.

[OP ED]

i'm not easily offended. no worries, Z. Just suprised me is all. Perelandra's unedited pussytree response was still more jarring, but i'm a visual person.

(glad i saved it before you edited it darlin')

leaving for warmer climates and family and friends.

see you folks when i get there.

[OP ED]

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[zhivkov]

Hi Perelandra OP Ed Penguin everyone-just wanted to wish you all a wonderful watchamacallit in the coming days and for 2009! Glad I didnt offend! I actually enjoy offending some people but not my friends-hope to see you all soon-Z
Hey can I see postive OP ED-or are you too afraid now? negative was cool-stole it-take care all of you!
no worries either-i am back to normal-whatever the hell that means for someone like me-perhaps i will go talk with neighbors about sexual adventures-i think they are mormon-so these should no doubt delight and excite them!

[zhivkov]

I enjoy giving bjs. On the late eve to the early morn of Decenber 8 to December 9 1984 this fact was to have disastrous consequences for yours truly. I had picked up a young hispanic guy (i was young myself at the time-19) and we decided to engage in sexual relations in my car as we did not have money for a motel and both of us lived at home. We were in the Capitol Hill area of Denver and in trying to find a place that we thought would be safe to do the dirty so to speak wound up about a block and a half from the Capitol building itself. I lay down lengthwise in the front of my car (76 pontiac gran prix) and kind of propped my head against the door-very uncomfortable as I am rather tall and for the other obvious reasons-the very nice looking young hispanic pumped my face so to speak-oh we were in heaven for a few brief minutes(actually must backtrack here-i was not living at home at the time -had my first apartment-i mustve decided it was too far to drive back to littleton) well continuing on-just as the poor fellow was about to climax-all of a sudden it was as it my car was like that scene in close encounters of the third kind! flooded with light! to my absolute horror there were not one-but two denver city police cars parked behind mine (we were in the parking lot of a small apartment building-i think a tenant must have spotted us in the process and become disgusted with the sight of our love that must not speak its name) The officers asked us to get out of my car-this was a rather rushed affair as my latin friend was rather well endowed and was trying to tuck himself back in without his excitement being obvious for all the world to see-i was almost completely clothed and it was a fairly easy matter to buckle up as they say-oh my hands were trembling so!

Well they would have been trembling a lot more if I had known the information that was going to come down the pike (pikes peak is in colorado-sorry to digress) in a matter of minutes. As our names and locations were taken and processed a cop had come upon the realization that as I was 19 and my well endowed friend was 17-this could have -shall we say extra deleterious consequences for me. To say me old heart was beating fast because of something other than lust would be an understatement-added to this no one in my family knew i was gay at the time-and i would indeed be going to the clink on this horrible evening/morning-really -how the f*&^ was I going to explain this one 'well ma-you see i have noticed this tendency all my life for flying dicks to get lodged in my mouth'! more to come-stay tuned-ps i know they say 'family always knows'-but in my case they didnt-i dated a variety of girls in high school-actually went to 3 proms-my ma and pa were originally certain that i was going to marry this girl i had known since grade school-Z

[Perelandra]

[Penguin]

Cute eyes!

[OP ED]

merry christmas motherfuckers!

seconded thee Penguin's assertion. Cute eyes indeed. Mysteriously intense.

Like the flowers too, though cannot discern why they're labelled "alicerothschild"

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Comrade Z, you're like my very own big gay hannukah. I have oral fixations myself, and i've had similar run-ins with the police. Always fun. Never been to jail myself, but i've come really fucking awfully close before. Police are just jealous that they never get to use their handcuffs for anything good.

all you have to do is reverse the negative, Z. I just wanted to make it difficult, not impossible. You can do it with MS's Paint.