Obama is a Secret Muslim Hitler Palestinian Supporter

[nathan28]

Thread proliferation, but who cares? Shitstirring makes us all a little trollish.

http://thepage.time.com/white-house-release-on-palestinian-aid/

Today, the President announced that the United States will move forward with approximately $400 million in initiatives and commitments for the West Bank and Gaza that will help increase access to clean drinking water, create jobs, build schools, expand the availability of affordable housing, and address critical health and infrastructure needs. These initiatives result directly from the advocacy and guidance of President Mahmoud Abbas and Prime Minister Salam Fayyad, whose leadership is making a difference for the Palestinian people, in Gaza as well as the West Bank.

lulz @ the cognitive acrobatics the "Opposing Any Israeli Policy Is Antisemitic" crowd is doing right now. BTW, how does it feel until this morning to HAVE SUPPORTED A STARVATION POLICY EVEN THE LIKUD RENOUNCED with that snack food thing? I know you all don't feel like stupid fascist bootlickers, will you be surprised when you're ashamed and feeling stupid for having supported racist starvation policies? Bet you all feel real brave now, trying to stay afloat on a sinking ship, just like the USS Liberty.

[barracuda]

Yup, but we knew this about him all along.

[compared2what?]

You forgot "socialist." How could you?

Plus he's not doing his job well, either. Very decorative, though.

[Simulist]

And gay.

[seemslikeadream]

He has magic powers

[JackRiddler]

Whatever he is, it's important that everything be related to him in some way. All of your opinions on everything in the world matter only insofar as they are for or against him. His ability to show a temper on command in front of the cameras is also very important. Unless he tries it and says "ass," in which case that is even more important.

Huh huh. He said "ass." Huh huh.

[barracuda]

I thought we had pretty much come to a consensus here that every president since Eisenhower actually was a secret satan-worshipping, baby eating, Illumin-nazi blood drinker, merely following a prescribed plan to bring about the apocalypse of the Chrstian eschaton. Sort of a prerequisite for the job.

Are we now abandoning that point of view, or endorsing it? I get confused sometimes trying to gauge the latest pulse.

[nathan28]

I thought we had pretty much come to a consensus here that every president since Eisenhower actually was a secret satan-worshipping, baby eating, Illumin-nazi blood drinker, merely following a prescribed plan to bring about the apocalypse of the Chrstian eschaton. Sort of a prerequisite for the job.

Are we now abandoning that point of view, or endorsing it? I get confused sometimes trying to gauge the latest pulse.

You forgot the part about crop circles and the Crowley-Parsons-Hubbard-von Braun connection.


As may be obvious I have conspiracy fatigue. In light of coming contamination of the entire eastern seaboard of North America, the rapidly approaching austerity measures in the First World, immigration laws rapidly creating Fortress USA, the gradual normalization of torture to a form of questioning, the gross whitewash of ad hoc political executions in the mass media, the possibility that it may become illegal to plug a computer into a wall without paying an Apple technician, Predator drones used to enforce utility shut-offs (yes I'm serious), etc., etc., on a scale of one to ten, I'd watch Orly Taitz screw Lyndon LaRouche in slow motion for fourteen consecutive hours to ensure that our only problem was Satanist presidents.

[barracuda]

You haven't even mentioned the mandated gavage of genetically modified souse.

[JackRiddler]

I thought we had pretty much come to a consensus here that every president since Eisenhower actually was a secret satan-worshipping, baby eating, Illumin-nazi blood drinker, merely following a prescribed plan to bring about the apocalypse of the Chrstian eschaton. Sort of a prerequisite for the job.

I thought the current consensus here was that every one since, um, Washington was either directly of the topmost rung of the ruling class or a semi-orphan groomed secretly by a ruling class bloodline to appear as a self-made hero of the people. Except maybe for Carter, the last one to actually think of himself as a sovereign technocrat charged with actually running the machine toward some imagined higher purpose.

[barracuda]

That's Dr. Vrolin's approach, which I must say I love very much, but I don't find it at odds per se with the baby eating, blood sucking, etc. viewpoint. Not mutually exclusive, rather, overlapping and reinforcing.

[seemslikeadream]

Actually you are all wrong.
Obama is the clone of Pharoah Akhenaten

[seemslikeadream]

and Michelle is the reincarnation of Queen Tiye

[barracuda]

That's fucking crazy talk.

[seemslikeadream]

That's fucking crazy talk.

oh yea didn't you see the hieroglyph Obama saw on his trip to Egypt?


why did he go to the pyramids?