. Project Willow, it is a little-known fact that 70% of all Scottish comedy is about the reproductive systems of pubescent boys. Why, I don't know. It is pretty funny though. Behold!
This one's pretty good and accurate (sadly) as well:
But I only wish this one was accurate:
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"The universe is 40 billion light years across and every inch of it would kill you if you went there. That is the position of the universe with regard to human life."