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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama to give surprise address 10PM EDT

Postby 82_28 » Sun May 01, 2011 10:59 pm

Not the Obama/Trump guffaws of yesterday's news. I forget who said it, but when Obama was doing his shtick and brought up Roswell and shit, why didn't he joke around about MLK, JFK, RFK, 9/11 etc. The death of Osama is just as much a part and parcel of western conspiracy theories as it stands.

Prince William weds on same day as Hitler weds Eva Braun.

Pope John Paul beatified.

Shuttle launch delayed.

Conspiracies taken "seriously" via humor and lumped into the receptacle of one Donald Trump during the correspondent's dinner.

A sheer journey through some kind of (occult?) looking glass has this weekend been.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama to give surprise address 10PM EDT

Postby justdrew » Sun May 01, 2011 11:01 pm

I'll put my money on it starting at 11:09 :wink
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama to give surprise address 10PM EDT

Postby 82_28 » Sun May 01, 2011 11:02 pm

Bruce Dazzling wrote:And I freaking LOATH Chuck fucking Todd.


I can't stand either how is beard is off center because his face is. Every time I see that guy that's all I can focus on.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama to give surprise address 10PM EDT

Postby 2012 Countdown » Sun May 01, 2011 11:04 pm

He's dead Jim.
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Whoop-dee-doo.

They're milking this...oohhh good guess, 11:09...nice.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama to give surprise address 10PM EDT

Postby barracuda » Sun May 01, 2011 11:05 pm

Instant second term. Cha-ching.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama to give surprise address 10PM EDT

Postby DrVolin » Sun May 01, 2011 11:08 pm

Well, well. Look what came out just last week:

http://www.spacedaily.com/reports/Nucle ... d_999.html
all these dreams are swept aside
By bloody hands of the hypnotized
Who carry the cross of homicide
And history bears the scars of our civil wars

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama to give surprise address 10PM EDT

Postby norton ash » Sun May 01, 2011 11:08 pm

In a mansion outside Islamabad. I hope none of our favourite celebrities were visiting.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama to give surprise address 10PM EDT

Postby elfismiles » Sun May 01, 2011 11:10 pm

barracuda wrote:Instant second term. Cha-ching.


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norton ash wrote:In a mansion outside Islamabad. I hope none of our favourite celebrities were visiting.




'Nuclear hellstorm' if bin Laden caught: 9/11 mastermind
by Staff Writers
London (AFP) April 25, 2011


The mastermind of the 9/11 attacks warned that Al-Qaeda has hidden a nuclear bomb in Europe which will unleash a "nuclear hellstorm" if Osama bin Laden is captured, leaked files revealed Monday.

The terror group also planned to make a 9/11 style attack on London's Heathrow airport by crashing a hijacked airliner into one of the terminals, the files showed.

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed told Guantanamo Bay interrogators the terror group would detonate the nuclear device if the Al-Qaeda chief was captured or killed, according to the classified files released by the WikiLeaks website.

Sheikh Mohammed, the self-professed mastermind of the September 11, 2001 attacks on the United States, has been held at Guantanamo since 2006 and is to be tried in a military court at the US naval base on Cuba over the attacks.

His nuclear threat was revealed in Britain's Daily Telegraph newspaper, one of several media outlets which have published the classified assessments of detainees at Guantanamo.

The German weekly Der Spiegel, also citing WikiLeaks, said that Sheikh Mohammed had told his interrogators he had set up two cells for the purpose of attacking Heathrow in 2002.

The aim was to seize control of an airliner shortly after take-off from Heathrow, one of the world's busiest aiports, turn it around and crash it into one of the four terminals.

Sheikh Mohammed said one cell had been formed with the aim of taking flying lessons in Kenya, while the other had been tasked with recruiting participants.

He said the plot had been discussed several times at the highest level of Al-Qaeda. One component had involved the infiltration of ground staff at the airport, according to Der Spiegel.

Another attack given the green light in late 2001 would have targeted "the tallest buildings in California" with hijacked airliners, Der Spiegel reported.

The attackers would have gained access to the airliner cockpits by setting off small bombs hidden in their shoes, it said.

Sheikh Mohammed, captured in 2003 in Pakistan, also claims to have personally beheaded US journalist Daniel Pearl in 2002 with his "blessed right hand" and to have helped in the 1993 World Trade Center bombing that killed six people.

Der Spiegel noted that his "confessions" should have be treated with caution as they could have been extracted through torture. Sheikh Mohammed is known to have undergone the method known as "waterboarding."

Former US president George W. Bush claimed in his memoirs published last year that using the interrogation technique -- which simulates drowning -- helped prevent planned attacks on Heathrow and London's Canary Wharf business district.

He also told the London Times newspaper in November that it was "damn right" that he had authorised use of the method on Sheikh Mohammed.

http://www.spacedaily.com/reports/Nucle ... d_999.html
http://www.defencetalk.com/nuclear-hell ... ind-33724/

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama to give surprise address 10PM EDT

Postby 2012 Countdown » Sun May 01, 2011 11:13 pm

DrVolin wrote:Well, well. Look what came out just last week:

http://www.spacedaily.com/reports/Nucle ... d_999.html

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama to give surprise address 10PM EDT

Postby Feilan » Sun May 01, 2011 11:16 pm

AND The Mesley (cbc) just announced that after prezident O. does his thing, STEVE is gonna address the people of Canada.
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:crybaby please, please let that not have ch-ching weight of any kind.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama to give surprise address 10PM EDT

Postby Pickle Pizza » Sun May 01, 2011 11:17 pm

Below is a screenshot from (english) Al Jazeera earlier when they briefly went to the live white house feed.
It shows the stand-in Obama that is used for camera checking, etc.:

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama to give surprise address 10PM EDT

Postby JackRiddler » Sun May 01, 2011 11:20 pm

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Barack Obama... Born! In 1961!

Osama Bin Ladin... Dead!

Ding dong a ling dong ding.

This weekend? Makes for a nice advance wrap-up of the 2012 election, anyway. (Donald Trump... Naked!) That is if the TBTF Zombies don't keel over, and the Saudis hold the line, and a million other broken pieces can be made to appear functional.

This weekend? NDP winning would be more important. Seriously.

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I got the tube on. Blah blah tremendous enormous this moment for the world redefines Arab spring you'll always remember where you were blah blah.

Ag gad, they just pushed Obama back to 11:15. Gotta change the channel away from BlitzerDrone and to the events unfolding in Philadelphia, which would be the never-ending Passion of the Mets. The Mets of New York, hey. A big part of the Philly crowd is chanting USA, USA and the ballplayers don't seem yet to know why.

Now it's getting much louder in Phila... USA USA USA.

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Now I know where some of you will go: They thawed out the frozen body, killed a double and "pulled him out of a spider hole," found three scraps of seared flesh and called it him. Or they're just making it official after he croaked back in '01, or actually he agreed to retire and there isn't even a body just a show. He had kidney failure in a Pakistani hospital and ISI agreed to let CIA drone-bomb the body for show. Etc. etc.

I won't be playing this game for a few months. Shit probably will come out to clarify things at least a bit, like with the incubator babies and the Niger forgeries and Lynch and Tillman and "the spider hole."

Okay. My last 9/11 lament: Fuck the butchers of New York, whoever they were.

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11:18. Mets looking bad. The USA chant has already ended and the fans are cheering for a hit, it's the bottom of the ninth. On CNN, the scrawl says "found in mansion outside Islamabad."

Ha! Extra innings.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama to give surprise address 10PM EDT

Postby Belligerent Savant » Sun May 01, 2011 11:21 pm

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The requisite halo for our holy leader, as he addresses the world with the latest script for mass consumption --

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Clearly, the stage is being [perpetually] set for whatever plans are in place to perpetrate the next fraud or introduce us to the next official Enemy of The State. Need some new cud for the cattle to chew on.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama to give surprise address 10PM EDT

Postby JackRiddler » Sun May 01, 2011 11:24 pm

Belligerent Savant wrote:Clearly, the stage is being [perpetually] set for whatever plans are in place to perpetrate the next fraud or introduce us to the next official Enemy of The State. Need some new cud for the cattle to chew on.


Ha, that's hilarious because they're already talking about it on CNN. Obama still hasn't spoken but the "analyst" is busy passing the crown to Anwar Al-Awlaki. Smooth. Fitting that the head of AQ should finally be an American born.

But we all know things are looking bad for the empire. Endgame vs. China, occupying Saudi Arabia, all that's turning into neocon science fiction. The next enemy will be Latino, or domestic.

Or Canada. For denying sand-oil and not letting us build some cities on the future warm-water North Coast. You, we can obviously handle. Why do you hate our freedoms?

oooooh one minute to Obama! Submit!

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Obama to give surprise address 10PM EDT

Postby 82_28 » Sun May 01, 2011 11:24 pm

They've clearly been waiting for the social media to catch up, which is why they timed it like this. My phone, twitter, messaging, IMs and sites I check are going nuts. Just as they timed the announcement of Obama's election win. This shit has branched out to all for the most part. All, very well timed for the entire country to not have gone to bed yet and watch the tearful Chicago rally. Same thing here. Manufacturing.
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