barracuda wrote:This faith is known as animism, and is practiced throughout the United States to a small degree. Do you think this should be taught on an equal footing with intelligent design and evolution?
Absolutely, tho I'm not sure if comparative religious studies should be a standard part of academic curriculum when the majority of high schoolers these days are entering college functionally illiterate. However I doubt this is much of a problem among seminary frosh, as they're apparently more into reading.
barracuda wrote:How about Celtic polytheism?
Without any doubt. I want to know about anything the Romans traveled halfway up the world to eradicate.
barracuda wrote:Tree worship?
Are you kidding? That's where oxygen comes from.
barracuda wrote:Witchcraft?
Crowley.
barracuda wrote:Satanism?
Ask Levenda. Or Sun Tzu.
barracuda wrote:Alien implantation?
There ought to be a 101 course on this at every uni if not a senior-level class for high schoolers, but I would make that part of one semester of a much broader curriculum to cover the wide world of forteana, as an engaging and thought-provoking means to exercise their nascent little discernment muscles.
barracuda wrote:Panspermia?
I got that in junior high. I also practiced it a lot at that time, though I think these were unrelated.
barracuda wrote:Fairies?
Certainly, and not just the girls either. Boys should learn about both fairies and menstruation. And childbirth in detail. And babies should be brought in after being fed beans, corn and raisins. Sponsored by Huggies ("Enjoy the Ride"). That ought to scare them straight, at least about fairies.
barracuda wrote:I would like to return to the open, unfettered astonishment of my childhood existence, before I learned all the limitations of my understanding. But I'm not afraid to look directly at the limitations which would be thrust upon me, and understand the politics of the who and why of any of them.
This is a piece of brilliance from our fishy punching bag, but please don't let me distract everyone from singling him out for being utterly piss-drunk on power if he makes any points with which you disagree...
