The World has spent 200,000 years playing Angry Birds

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Re: The World has spent 200,000 years playing Angry Birds

Postby brekin » Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:22 pm

Something I come back to is that sometimes we need something possibly mindless which seemingly has no benefit but can
indirectly help in other avenues. It's interesting the number of amazing writers who love the most stock, repetitive detective novels
as a comfortable diversion. I think even Wittgenstein indulged.
Also because so much true education is completely individualized there could be probably individuals and occasions when someone could
benefit from Angry Birds or even the "kill em all" game Gnomad was discussing earlier. So it is hard to say
if on an individual basis whether Angry Birds or other video games are bad for someone. I still think collectively though,
it is safe to say 200,000 years of Angry Birds is not helping to usher in the Golden Age.

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Re: The World has spent 200,000 years playing Angry Birds

Postby Gnomad » Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:24 pm

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Re: The World has spent 200,000 years playing Angry Birds

Postby Hugh Manatee Wins » Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:50 pm

The CIA's National Public Radio nooz program just reported on 5000 grebes who died slamming into a Walmart parking lot.

Yes, another DEAD BIRDS story.

Every chance they get.
This is now a news cycle meme.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&gl=u ... 0l0l0ll0l0

People still finding birds from mass crash-landing in Cedar City‎
Dixie Press Online - 1 hour ago
A lone Grebe slowly making its way across the snow. Photo provided by Teresa Griffin. CEDAR CITY – Thousands of migrating birds crash-landed across Cedar ...

Video: sorting.grebes.4.mpg YouTubeHighly Cited: More than 4000 birds crash-land in parking lot‎ CBS News
In-Depth: Thousands of birds crash to their death in Utah, called 'worst ...‎ Detroit Free Press
DigitalJournal.com - MiamiHerald.com

all 477 news articles »
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Thursday Roundup: Grebes Crash in Walmart Parking Lot‎
Daily Yonder - 7 hours ago
The flock of eared grebes, an aquatic bird, was flying over Utah when they tried to land on the dark parking lot. Some 3000 birds were rescued — the grebe ...
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Re: The World has spent 200,000 years playing Angry Birds

Postby seemslikeadream » Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:24 pm

Zynga’s Value, at $7 Billion, Is Milestone for Social Gaming
By EVELYN M. RUSLI
Mark Pincus, Zynga's founder and chief executive.Jim Wilson/The New York TimesMark Pincus, Zynga’s founder and chief executive.

The virtual cow is the new cash cow of Wall Street.

On Thursday, Zynga, the creator of social online games involving farms, poker tables and kingdoms, priced its initial public offering at $10 a share, at the top end of its expected range. The offering, which raised $1 billion, values the company at $7 billion.

The highly anticipated public offering — the largest for an American Internet company since Google — is a critical milestone for the social gaming industry, solidifying the legitimacy of a business model once mocked by investors. At $7 billion, Zynga rivals traditional gaming companies like Electronic Arts, which makes a lot of its money at brick-and-mortar stores.

“This is a revolution,” said Lou Kerner, an analyst at Liquidnet, a brokerage firm, who has followed Zynga for years. “Social is revolutionizing the gaming industry and it’s really the early days of a brand new medium.”

Founded in 2007, Zynga has emerged as the shining example of Gaming 2.0.

Zynga attracts 222 million people each month on Facebook, making it the largest gaming company on the social network. A small fraction of users, less than 2 percent, pay money to populate their farms or build their cities in games like FarmVille and CityVille.

But the virtual goods are generating real profits. Each day, players spend $3 million in Zynga’s economy. In the first nine months of the year, the company had earnings of $30.7 million, on revenue of $828.9 million.

While estimates once put Zynga’s market value at nearly $20 billion, new investors are nonetheless paying a premium for the company. At $7 billion, it is set to start trading at seven times sales. By comparison, Electronic Arts, which makes the popular Madden N.F.L. video game series, has a market value of $6.9 billion, putting its price at roughly two times sales.

Investors are betting on the potential for profits.

Zynga embodies a confluence of trends in the gaming industry. Its whimsical games cater to casual users, who may not own a console like a PlayStation 3. Its games, which are available on Facebook and mobile devices, also use social networks to allow players to share activity with their friends.

Led by the hard-charging Mark Pincus, a graduate of the Harvard Business School who spent his formative years on Wall Street, Zynga is often denounced by critics for its intense culture and for emulating rivals’ games. But many also credit Mr. Pincus as a pioneer for making a big bet on social gaming and the so-called freemium model, in which playing is free but players have the option to upgrade features by spending money.

“Say what you will about Zynga. But Mark knew that free was the next big thing, and he went harder than anyone else,” said Gabriel Leydon, the founder of Addmired, another gaming start-up. “He saw the trend way ahead of time, and he spent the most money.”

It took time to persuade Silicon Valley of the model’s potential. Mr. Pincus — a serial entrepreneur who founded Freeloader, an Internet broadcast service sold for $38 million in 1995, and Support.com, an online consumer support service that went public during the last dot-com boom — initially got snubbed by many venture capital firms, according to people with knowledge of the matter. His first major fund-raising effort for Zynga mainly attracted wealthy friends, like Peter Thiel, a founder of PayPal, and investment firms outside of California, like Union Square Ventures in the New York and the Foundry Group in Boulder, Colo.

As Facebook grew rapidly, so did Zynga, and it soon attracted the attention of Silicon Valley’s top venture firms. Kleiner Perkins Caufield & Byers has an 11 percent stake and companies led by Yuri Milner, a Russian billionaire, hold a 5.8 percent stake. Google, which invested in Zynga in 2009, owns 4.1 percent.

Zynga’s insiders are largely remaining steadfast. Mr. Pincus is holding on to his shares. And the main venture capital firms will reduce their holdings only if demand is strong and bankers decide to sell more stock. In that case, Institutional Venture Partners, Union Square Ventures, Foundry Venture Capital and Avalon Ventures will each sell a little more than two million shares.

The company is going public at a volatile time for the initial public offerings. The market has been shaken by continuing credit fears and skepticism that the new darlings of technology can sustain their momentum. Groupon, the daily deal site that went public in early November, tumbled as low as $14.85 a share, well below its offering price, before bouncing back recently.

Zynga’s long-term outlook is also mixed. Despite its popularity, the start-up has struggled to find new catalysts to increase user adoption. The average number of monthly users has declined slightly since the first quarter.

Then there is the Facebook issue. Analysts are concerned that Zynga, which derives nearly all its revenue from the social network, will not be successful at building out its independent platforms, particularly for mobile devices.

Zynga has been an aggressive acquirer but has failed to persuade some mobile gaming companies to join its ranks. For instance, both PopCap and Rovio, the maker of Angry Birds, turned it down this year despite billion-dollar offers, according to people with knowledge of the matter. As social gaming evolves, many analysts say they believe that mobile is a must-win area.

“Mark Pincus was one of the first who really saw the opportunity of virtual goods,” said Mr. Kerner. “But it’s not just about Facebook anymore, they have to figure out mobile, too.”
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Re: The World has spent 200,000 years playing Angry Birds

Postby MacCruiskeen » Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:50 am

Hammer of Los wrote:It goes without saying that you are great, Mac.

You are like Fionn mac Uail, he of fiery temperament, who ate the salmon of wisdom.


Thank you, HoL, that's all I wanted to hear. (I don't ask for much.)

I do see you misattributed my quote to Gnomad.


Oops. Beg your pardon!

Who is also marvellous, by the way.


Agreed. And so are you.

And everyone else, including wintler2 is marvellous.


Agreed, agreed. Don't know why I was so grumpy yesterday.

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Re: The World has spent 200,000 years playing Angry Birds

Postby Hugh Manatee Wins » Sat Dec 17, 2011 3:43 am

Them angry birds look like the front end of planes.

They don't like pigs.
Does that have any religious connotation?
Gettin' any ethnographixs on your radar? :clock:
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Re: The World has spent 200,000 years playing Angry Birds

Postby Searcher08 » Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:20 pm

Led by hard-charging
Mark Pincus, a graduate
Harvard Business School
spent formative years :lol2:
on Wall Street

Zynga denounced
by critics
intense culture :lol2: :lol2:

emulating :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
rivals’ games.
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Re: The World has spent 200,000 years playing Angry Birds

Postby Stephen Morgan » Sun Dec 18, 2011 1:24 pm

Hugh Manatee Wins wrote:Them angry birds look like the front end of planes.


And you know what else they have in common with planes? FLIGHT!

Searcher08 wrote:Led by hard-charging
Mark Pincus, a graduate
Harvard Business School
spent formative years :lol2:
on Wall Street

Zynga denounced
by critics
intense culture :lol2: :lol2:

emulating :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
rivals’ games.


Remember Walter Pincus, wrote an article about the CIA funding his grand tour before becoming a journalist and leading the charge against Gary Webb.
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Re: The World has spent 200,000 years playing Angry Birds

Postby JackRiddler » Sun Dec 18, 2011 2:06 pm

Oh for fuck's sake, "The World" probably spends about that many man-years every day just brushing its fucking teeth.

Wait, let's model that.

Correct me if I'm wrong:
7 billion people = 7 billion person-days per solar day on earth = 19.2 million person-years per solar day on earth.
(i.e., 7 billion days divided by 365 days in year)

By the way, that's amazing in itself: All humans together experience, as aware beings, a total of 19.2 million years every fucking day.

Anyway, 200,000 is 1/96 of 19.2 million.

So 1/96 of 24 hours is 15 minutes.

Thus: If every single person on Earth had a console and played Angry Birds for 15 minutes, that would be 200,000 person-years.

So if they all take five minutes a day to brush their teeth, they'd exceed 200,000 person years after 3 days. (I take longer, since I brush my teeth in the shower.)

This concludes our study. And now for the findings.

Finding: You could make up impressive sounding numbers for ANYTHING.

Hypothesis for Further Study: This "news" story is covert marketing for Angry Birds.

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Re: The World has spent 200,000 years playing Angry Birds

Postby 82_28 » Sun Dec 18, 2011 2:11 pm

I just recently deleted angry birds from my phone to make space on the memory card. I played it once a few months ago. Total time sink when there is so much more to do.
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Re: The World has spent 200,000 years playing Angry Birds

Postby slomo » Sun Dec 18, 2011 4:24 pm

JackRiddler wrote:Hypothesis for Further Study: This "news" story is covert marketing for Angry Birds.

That sounds about right.

Aggregating time-spent in whatever activity and then bemoaning the "waste" carries with it the implicit assumption that your time belongs to somebody else. Frankly, I'd rather that 200,000 years be "wasted" on Angry Birds (however unrewarding I personally find that activity) then in explicit service to Sauron.
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Re: The World has spent 200,000 years playing Angry Birds

Postby annie aronburg » Sun Dec 18, 2011 4:54 pm

The world lost 43 years (and counting) to this song:

"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.
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Re: The World has spent 200,000 years playing Angry Birds

Postby JackRiddler » Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:48 pm

annie aronburg wrote:The world lost 43 years (and counting) to this song:



And I like it! That snaky da-da-da-RUM-da-dum especially. Thanks for the memories.

Well we see where this is going:

ass-scratching
masturbating
vegging out
in cities, waiting for crowds to clear bottlenecks
small talk passing people going into elevators and such

It's enough time to birth a star! Scandalous.

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Re: The World has spent 200,000 years playing Angry Birds

Postby Simulist » Sun Dec 18, 2011 9:23 pm

Exactly. I wonder exactly how much time has been spent replaying this same, silly conversation:

"How's it going?"

"Fine, thanks. You?"

"Fine."

(Never mind the fact that one party may have stage four cancer, while the other might be wading through a particularly soul-shredding divorce.)
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Re: The World has spent 200,000 years playing Angry Birds

Postby Hugh Manatee Wins » Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:09 am

Pathetic discussion board drivel missing the point.

The covert op of the millenium, '9/11,' subliminally reinforced as a smart-phone game using symbols, stereotypes, and agitprop.
Memetic engineering to perpetuate fascism as space-age Gestapo mass-murder and psyops.

Ho hum.
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