Three Extraordinary U K Crop Formations Reported Aug 9, 2005

by **heath7** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:32 pm

Maybe intergalactic/interdimensional statutes deem illegal unwarranted visits to adolescently civilized worlds. Maybe the 'childish' behavior can be explained by the fact that most of the visitors are outlaws.

by **ZeroHaven** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 6:47 pm

<blockquote>Quote:<hr>monster- If they exist they should introduce their damn selves already<hr></blockquote> err.. they TRIED! They landed, they got shot at. A ship crashed, the survivors got their guts pulled out. At least, that's how the stories go... If YOU were an alien and saw the broadcast of Alien Autopsy (real or not!) would YOU want to land again?! It reminds me of the stories of explorers first stumbling across cannibal tribes. Later, just how many Christian missionaries were simply eaten? How many more were driven off by the 'discovered' tribes? LOTS. So as a primitive, warfaring species we get studied and psycho-analyzed. (The proof we're primitive is the fact that we're collectively too stupid to figure it out.) Some of the crop circles do demonstrated highly advanced mathematical principles. Maybe somebody's trying to be 'helpful' and teach our primitive culture. Or maybe they are simply posting pamphlets for some intergalactic religion. Of course I agree it's possible the darn things are being caused by some still unidentified natural phenomenon. But aliens are just as good of an explanation as magnetic whorls in the Earth's field. Neither case has been proven yet. <img src="http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a239/ZeroHaven/tinhat.gif"/>

by **marykmusic** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 2:32 am

...What strikes me is that it's obviously an Arabian horse (the tiny muzzle, bulging forehead, wide-set eye...) which just happens to be what I have. In my years of horse-owning and some professional training experience (I was even a cowboy for a few years), the Arabian and close derivatives of the breed, such as Paso Fino and Andalusians, are among the most sensitive, psychic animals around. They're certainly worth being noticed by whatever or whomever is making these geometric wonders. Then again, compared to the three Arabians I currently own, the donkey is probably smarter. But she has her own agenda. --MaryK

by **OnoI812** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:57 am

maybe the message means... horseblood- -it's whats for dinner-

by **ZeroHaven** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:44 am

I think it looks like a giraffe more than anything else. <img src="http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a239/ZeroHaven/cropcircle_animal.jpg" style="border:0;"/> that overhanging upper lip though, i just don't know what animals have that. maybe it's not one of "ours"? would love to get a better view of those 'swirls'. <img src="http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a239/ZeroHaven/tinhat.gif"/>

by **hanshan** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 12:33 pm

must consider the locale/folk history 'fore jumpin' to conclusions: <img src="http://www.maps-charts.com/images/Americas%20Unicorn%20%2022-53.jpg" style="border:0;"/> [Edited at poster's request] Edited by: <A HREF=http://p097.ezboard.com/brigorousintuition.showUserPublicProfile?gid=rigorousintuition>Rigorous Intuition</A> at: 8/12/05 5:43 pm

by **robertdreed** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:47 pm

The "horse"? It's obviously Pokey, Gumby's sidekick.

by **Dreams End** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:58 pm

How long it took for someone to bring these up here. I find them fascinating. I don't have time to post at length and I'm no expert but it's really interesting stuff. Right off the bat, I will link you to a site...a very sophisticated site...called "circlemakers". These guys claim that they make many of the most complex circles and even provide how to's. <a href="http://www.circlemakers.org/">www.circlemakers.org/</a> That said, they don't really evern ANNOUNCE a design ahead of time, so there's never any way to verify their claims. Plus, there are some anomolies that make certain circles seem to be the product of unknown forces. 1. The aforementioned little mettalic "pellets". These are found in the circle area and not in the surrounding area. 2. What are called "blown nodes", i.e. nodes in the stalks of the plants that have swollen and sometimes even burst. The only explanation that makes sense is that these nodes were heated in some way...obviously very quickly or the rest of the plant would be in bad shape. 3. The stalks are bent, not broken...though I'm not sure that "stomping" a circle precludes this phenomenon. 4. Subsequent growth of plants inside the circles is measurably different from those outside. For the best site concerning the scientific research, you can go here: <a href="http://www.circlemakers.org/">www.circlemakers.org/</a> The most fascinating video I ever saw on this subject is "Crop Circles: Quest for Truth." The main video is okay, but the "extras" are amazing. Why they are "extras" I don't know. One of the features is video shot by Colin Wilson and his companions. They are approaching a field and get seriously harrassed by a military helicopter. It's pretty frightening. Then they film a bright ball of light moving around in the field ( commonly reported in crop circles.) The weirdest part is that the military helicopter flies to it and tries to track it and follows it around. Really interesting stuff. The other "extra" that is so interesting is the interview with Wilson where he tells this long story of some guy claiming to be CIA really mindfucking him. "We only want one thing from you," he says. "Do what you normally do, but on one occasion we will give you something to say publicly and you must say it." All kind of weird descriptions of this guy's behavior. Before this video, Wilson announced that 80% of crop circles are fakes. He doesn't say how he arrives at this number, and some assume this was the disinfo the CIA wanted him to pass on. He denies this in the video. Gotta run. Maybe we'll see more about this interesting topic on this site.

by **anonymoose** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 4:17 am

The increasing complexity of the designs points to a terrestrial origin. My guess: it's a microwave gun (satellite mounted?) and the targeting computer has become much more sophisticated since the 1970s. I'm curious -- what's the oldest report of a crop circle?

by **Avalon** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 9:59 am

I'd go with Zero Haven on its looking more like a giraffe. The neck's too slender for a horse. <a href="http://www.indiana.edu/~animal/fun/color/giraffe.jpg">www.indiana.edu/~animal/f...iraffe.jpg</a>

by **Sweejak** » Sun Aug 14, 2005 2:55 am

<blockquote>Quote:<hr>JK: And did he tell you what this plan was? CA: He did, yes. He told me that certain individuals, all of whom you know, Jon - Richard Andrews, Terence Meaden, Pat Delgado, to name a few - he told me that the CIA were about to promote each major researcher in turn and then publicly debunk them. He said this was a ploy that was frequently used. He said they would give them a stage, encourage them to declare their hand and, one by one, take them out. He said that I would then be left with a 'role' that he later revealed to me. <hr></blockquote> <a href="http://rense.com/general27/cia.htm">rense.com/general27/cia.htm</a>

by **Norman Miller** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:48 am

As a person who delves into the unknown, I want to ask the question. When did crop circles, start to crop up? Are they recent instances or do they have an historical record going back centuries? Do we have records of these instances? What did they look like back then. Did they just start to grow in complexity after...let's say the 1950's or are they a phenomenon of the recent? Curious minds want to know... Norman <a href="http://weirdevents.blogspot.com">weirdevents.blogspot.com</a>

by **glubglubglub** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:54 am

There's a woodcarving from the medieval era that shows the 'mowing devil' apparently making a crop circle: <a href="http://www.rense.com/general39/mow.htm">www.rense.com/general39/mow.htm</a> (for a typcial link). I've never seen its provenance actually established and I've never seen any attempts to browse the primary sources for similar cases, but there's at least a tentative datapoint for a cropcircle circa 1678. Hopefully an expert can fill in the details...there's a big gap between 1678 and the last decades of the 20th century.

by **Sweejak** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 1:17 pm

<blockquote>Quote:<hr>WHAT I'D SAY TO THE MARTIANS by Jack Handey Issue of 2005-08-08 and 15 Posted 2005-08-01 People of Mars, you say we are brutes and savages. But let me tell you one thing: if I could get loose from this cage you have me in, I would tear you guys a new Martian asshole.You say we are violent and barbaric, but has any one of you come up to my cage and extended his hand? Because, if he did, I would jerk it off and eat it right in front of him. "Mmm, that's good Martian," I would say. You say your civilization is more advanced than ours. But who is really the more "civilized" one? You, standing there watching this cage? Or me, with my pants down, trying to urinate on you? You criticize our Earth religions, saying they have no relevance to the way we actually live. But think about this: if I could get my hands on that god of yours, I would grab his skinny neck and choke him until his big green head exploded. We are a warlike species, you claim, and you show me films of Earth battles to prove it. But I have seen all the films about twenty times. Get some new films, or, so help me, if I ever get out of here I will empty my laser pistol into everyone I see, even pets. Speaking of films, I could show you some films, films that portray a different, gentler side of Earth. And while you're watching the films I'd sort of slip away, because guess what: the projector is actually a thing that shoots out spinning blades! And you fell for it! Well, maybe not now you wouldn't. You point to your long tradition of living peacefully with Earth. But you know what I point to? Your stupid heads. You say there is much your civilization could teach ours. But perhaps there is something that I could teach you-namely, how to scream like a parrot when I put your big Martian head in a vise. You claim there are other intelligent beings in the galaxy besides earthlings and Martians. Good, then we can attack them together. And after we're through attacking them we'll attack you. I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves. But you have treated me like an intruder. Maybe it is not me who is the intruder but you. No, not me. You, stupid. You keep my body imprisoned in this cage. But I am able to transport my mind to a place far away, a happier place, where I use Martian heads for batting practice. I admit that sometimes I think we are not so different after all. When you see one of your old ones trip and fall down, do you not point and laugh, just as we on Earth do? And I think we can agree that nothing is more admired by the people of Earth and Mars alike than a fine, high-quality cigarette. For fun, we humans like to ski down mountains covered with snow; you like to"milk" bacteria off of scum hills and pack them into your gill slits. Are we so different? Of course we are, and you will be even more different if I ever finish my homemade flamethrower. You may kill me, either on purpose or by not making sure that all the surfaces in my cage are safe to lick. But you can't kill an idea. And that idea is: me chasing you with a big wooden mallet. You say you will release me only if I sign a statement saying that I will not attack you. And I have agreed, the only condition being that I can sign with a long sharp pen. And still you keep me locked up. True, you have allowed me reading material-not the "human reproduction" magazines I requested but the works of your greatest philosopher, Zandor or Zanax or whatever his name is. I would like to discuss his ideas with him-just me, him, and one of his big, heavy books. If you will not free me, at least deliver a message to Earth. Send my love to my wife, and also to my girlfriend. And to my children, if I have any anyplace. Ask my wife to please send me a bazooka, which is a flower we have on Earth. If my so-called friend Don asks you where the money I owe him is, please anally probe him. Do that anyway. If you keep me imprisoned long enough, eventually I will die. Because one thing you Martians do not understand is that we humans cannot live without our freedom. So, if you see me lying lifeless in my cage, come on in, because I'm dead. Really. Maybe one day we will not be the enemies you make us out to be. Perhaps one day a little Earth child will sit down to play with a little Martian child, or larva, or whatever they are. But, after a while, guess what happens: the little Martian tries to eat the Earth child. But guess what the Earth child has? A gun. You weren't expecting that, were you? And now the Martian child is running away, as fast as he can. Run, little Martian baby, run! I would like to thank everyone for coming to my cage tonight to hear my speech. Donations will be gratefully accepted. (No Mars money, please.)<hr></blockquote>

Three Extraordinary U K Crop Formations Reported Aug 9, 2005

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