Connecticut Elementary School Massacre

[82_28]

No fucking idea what kind. Just a dude found in the forest wearing camo just after it all happened and eyewitnesses claimed as much as it went down.

[82_28]

Why was the eyewitness statement just soon thereafter of the guy apprehended from the woods "I didn't do it. I didn't do it."? What was he doing in the woods? And how did he know that he would have to say, one way or the other "I didn't do it." If he was just a dude that hung out in the woods, good for him -- I would love to live that same life -- not in CT though. But that he knew he "didn't do it" says and speaks volumes as to this act. In a sense, he was saying he was the one who didn't do it in some capacity of understanding what was happening.

There was a real reason for this bullshit. We possibly really do not know what it was meant for. We will only find out later but will not be able to piece it together because fucking with heads isn't a linear thing if you wanna be successful at fucking with heads and using dishonesty to do it.

[barracuda]

I wanna know who this clown is. Why have we heard nothing about this guy?

His name was Chris Manfredonia. Gingerbread houses.

It's a long thread, I know. And you don't have to believe any of it is true if you don't want to. This is America.

[82_28]

I wanna know who this clown is. Why have we heard nothing about this guy?

His name was Chris Manfredonia. Gingerbread houses.

It's a long thread, I know. And you don't have to believe any of it is true if you don't want to. This is America.

Sweet. So, still then, why? When I was in elementary school in a somewhat rural district yet still suburban, I'm not getting a distinct memory of weirdos with camo on hanging out in the ravine just past the football field.

[barracuda]

He had a daughter at the school. He lives next to it, just past the woods. The woods are not extensive as all get-out. It's a suburban woods. He was cutting through the woods on his way to make gingerbread houses with her class. It was a class activity. Christmassy. He's a jock, a football coach at a nearby high school. He wore camo pants that day. It's a 90's thing. He was arrested and released. Detained, whatever.

At least... that's what we're supposed to believe...

[82_28]

Well, why then the preliminary reports, live, was it reported as "I didn't do it"? Dude making gingerbread shit in the woods, whatever the fuck that means, was still in the woods and had the wherewithal to presumably say I didn't do it? If I was in the woods wearing camo and not knowing what the fuck was going on when this shit went down I would be like "What the fuck happened? Seriously guys." Perhaps they pre-accused him in the woods? Still doesn't add up to our "RigInt" standards.

[barracuda]

Well, it holds up to my RI standards. But then, I walk to my kid's class at her elementary school all the time for fucking class projects and shit. It's day-to-day life for us parents. And believe me, if you saw me handcuffed saying "I didn't do it" after the cops trundled me off during a fucking schoolhouse semi-automatic mass killing child slaughter, you'd think the same shit. I'm a pretty weird-ass looking motherfucker. Guilty looking as all fuckin' shit.

Run with your intuition, though, I say. Fucking go for it. Don't let me slow ya down.

[82_28]

Dude, I've fully done the "RI Standards" shit. Good for it and good for us. We're all here and thank God. I see where you're coming from, absolutely. But see where I am coming from too. I gotz no kidz. And I also don't give a fuck "what" you look like. You're still not chillin in the forest surrounding a school in camo on the day a goodamn massacre occurs. Just do the simple and easy math that looks and seems a lot harder than it is. Cuda' you do indeed, as do we all, have a situation of interest on our hands.

[barracuda]

He wasn't chillin in the forest. He was fuckin' truckin' to make the gingerbread when the shots began to ring and the heat came down. I did the fucking math months ago on this shit, bra. I know Manfredonia's shit inside and out. I've looked at his fucking property taxes, for that matter. It's a red herring of your own recipe. Cookin' in your favorite home-stew.

Now, if you wanna look into the real weird shit, fuck Manfredonia's gingerbread project. Investigate the situation of the off-duty cop they ALSO caught in the woods that morning in civvies. He was packing a gun, claimed he heard the call on the police band, and hasn't been heard from since.

Wrap your fucking RI-edness around THAT SHIT, and get back to me, mofo. Gimme some fucking sugar. Throw me a real bone.

[82_28]

You seriously aren't forcing me to do the "big fuck you" to you too? But seriously. Go at it, scro.

I got no herrings, nothing red, no recipes, no fucking gingerbread -- just your self same being a dick when I have to.

Get a goodamn imagination for a change, friend.

Yes, friend. But also, fuck you dude. You are a cranky ass mofo.

[justdrew]

[barracuda]

Get a goodamn imagination for a change, friend.

I don't usually do much of the old "imagination" thing when it comes to leveling accusations of mass murdering children, bro. It seems counterproductive somehow. I dunno. I guess I could imagine all kindsa shit.

fuck you dude.

Shit, broheim, you're the one stirring the pot with a spoon that was old three months ago. If you didn't want my opinion, ya coulda just sent me a letter. I'm sittin' here feedin' ya the real ice cream, and you're dissin' my shit. I'm givin' you the goods, and all I get back in change is a fuck you? Take that tired shit to the Goodwill, muddafukka. Put it in the slot.


I do believe after years of intensive study I'm finally becoming fluent in 82_28-ese.

[barracuda]

Dude. I thought you had my back there for a minute. I know how tough it can get when you try making sense. But I get it. I get it. You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me.



Sweet dreams.

[justdrew]

well, I wish I'd left it, but I've said the same thing before, don't want to sound like a broken reckid

good article:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/07/28/1114604/-Are-GOP-Lies-Causing-Mass-Psychosis
though it isn't just an issue with right-wing mainstream media, it's also an issue within the "alternative media"

[82_28]

You know what? You're a dick. I don't mind that attribute of you one bit as "hey have this!" I can be a dick too. But bro, you're being a serious cocksucker. I spar with you, I stick up for you and generally like to read what you have to say. But you are one serious dick.

The dude in the motherfucking camo being led out of the woods doing this gingerbread shit is a question we all must ask. I'm just so stoked about how sweet you are, Not sweet as in gingerbread sweet. But just sweeeeeeeeet.

Whatever, bro. Bro it up all you want, I will as well.