The apology thread.

[Hammer of Los]

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i go be super quiet now

you never see or hear from me again

i guarantee you

i not ruffle feathers

i not disturb da wise!

no no dat not way of perfect dao!

Leave Popes Alone!

Leave PM alone!

He elected!

I support democracy!

Yes yes.

I always vote.

I support people power.

I not criticise no one from here on in.

KK?

You got dat?

I ain't bein' too briefs here.

I goin' commando!

Ha ha ha.

Jah know ah likes me some...

brevity!

be the soul of wit god bless theremy

god bless the lovers and the tarot..

hmm

wonder what my card design for the lovers was....

BPH!

You haven't broken dat seal 'ave you!?!

You in big trouble den boy!

Jah tells ya!

Ha ha ha.

Chill dude.

Or I hex thee!

Spiritual warfare is subtle.

Only discerned by the wise.

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[Hammer of Los]

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I tell thee plainly.

Lords of Karma are at work.

You not listen.

You silly boys.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Why dont you turn it up?

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[Hammer of Los]

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INT 27 baby!

Ha ha ha.

I sure as hell see da Monkey King now don't I!?!

Ha ha ha.

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[Hammer of Los]

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What is Enlightenment?

I'll be fucked if I know!

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[Hammer of Los]

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NO NO NO

Dat not way of perfect dao!

Ha ha ha.

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[Hammer of Los]

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As a matter of fact, it is!

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[Hammer of Los]

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Hermaphroditus is laughing at you!

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[Hammer of Los]

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Ah but to clarify.

Perfect Dao blessing of Herald!

Herald give dat up now.

Now Herald possess only slightly lesser skillz of

POWER DAO!

I Power Man! I'm pumping PsionS!

You don't fuck wid me or my kin evah!

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[Hammer of Los]

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Make no mistake though.

Because of my special position, I am especially limited.

I harm none.

I be quiet now.

You see.

I harm none.

I bring benefit to all in secret.

You see.

You be quiet now.

You good boys.

And leave the Shin Shin Kid Alone Forever please.

Thanks

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[Hammer of Los]

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Finally.

If any of you are in any way in contact with my wife or other members of my family, you better resolve that right now.

I say this just in case.

You know I'm paranoid.

It's a fact.

Some of you mothers have been out ta get me.

I'm leaving her anyway.

She look after kids.

So you leave her and kids alone.

You tell her I not crazy.

I say this just in case.

You never know.

I double careful!

Dat Way of Dao!

Ultra Risk Averse!

Dat Way of Dao!

Leave all my kith and kin alone now.

You leave me alone now.

We part ways now.

I harm none, bring benefit to all.

Dats da deal.

K?

Or I fuckin' hex thee good n proper.

I can prove it.

You think I can't make a million from Power Dao?

You fool then.

You know not ways of wizard.

You fool materialist, most likely.

But you in de Elysian Fields now boy.

You watch your step.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Arm might god own da elysian fields in a minute.

Maybe i just post in dese two treads from now on.

Footsteps good!

Always leave good footprints behind sang the thrice blessed Jon Anderson!

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[Hammer of Los]

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What arm ah sayin!?

Dat not way of Perfect Dao!

Everywhere on Planet Earth be De Elysian Fields Now!

Believe it!

It true!

I have it on Da Highest Autority!

LOVE LOVE LOVE

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[Hammer of Los]

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We 'avin' fun yet?

Dis Da Best!

Jon God Love Him For Ever Anderson.

I seriously think they transmitted something when I went on my own to see blessed Jon and Da Mighty Wurlitzer play The Living Tree.

They were amazing.

So much fun together.

Jon Gave ME Da Keys!!!!





Don't dare resist Man of Perfect Dao.

You not enjoy consequences.

I already Da Strongest One Der IS!

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[Hammer of Los]

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I Fist of North Star.

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