All Time Crisis Actor Academy Awards

[brainpanhandler]

OK, I've finally read this thread and I think everybody's got it all wrong.

It's a fucking joke! Regardless of whether you love all things crisis actor or consider it a Satanic abomination, I think chump is rolling on his ass giggling at your overheated reactions.

I mean, aside from the fact this is The Lounge, take a good look at that first photo, that's the giveaway. John Wilkes Fucking Booth. Stage actor certainly, but under no logical conception can you call what he did crisis acting. I don't for one second think that chump or anyone else posting here thinks that Booth faked the assassination, or that Lincoln faked his own death, or that any part of that conspiracy event involved contrivance. Patsy, yes! Crisis Actor? YOU MUST BE FUCKING JOKING!

So, my tip of the cap to you, chump. Anytime you want to put Andy Kaufman in your profile pic, you've earned it.

You are underestimating the level of dumb.

[coffin_dodger]

OK, I've finally read this thread and I think everybody's got it all wrong.

It's a fucking joke! Regardless of whether you love all things crisis actor or consider it a Satanic abomination, I think chump is rolling on his ass giggling at your overheated reactions.

I mean, aside from the fact this is The Lounge, take a good look at that first photo, that's the giveaway. John Wilkes Fucking Booth. Stage actor certainly, but under no logical conception can you call what he did crisis acting. I don't for one second think that chump or anyone else posting here thinks that Booth faked the assassination, or that Lincoln faked his own death, or that any part of that conspiracy event involved contrivance. Patsy, yes! Crisis Actor? YOU MUST BE FUCKING JOKING!

So, my tip of the cap to you, chump. Anytime you want to put Andy Kaufman in your profile pic, you've earned it.

You are underestimating the level of dumb.

OMG, within a few seconds of the last one bph posted - http://rigorousintuition.ca/board2/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=39311&start=285#p579175 - this board is absolutely fucking rife with intellectual superiority complex. LOL!

[brainpanhandler]

It's not a complex if it's true. Smarten up.

I will state unequivocally and unashamedly and without any remorse or reservation whatsoever that I am very definitely intellectually superior by any and all measures to any number of members here. That's not really surprising since some of the members here are 15 years old and some have ruined their brains through a lifetime of poisoning it and many had their native intelligence damaged beyond repair by the public education system and tv and shitty parents. It's not their fault. I think we are all born with more intelligence than I frequently see displayed here. And then through circumstances often largely beyond our control some of us commence to getting dumber right away. The virtuous thing then at that point is to just be self aware enough to know it. There are some people I don't play chess with. Why would I play horse with Larry Bird? Well, I would play horse with Larry Bird, because he's Larry-fucking- Bird. But you get my point.

[seemslikeadream]

oh jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick ...this posted by a 15 year old high school girl...good to know you have found a place where you can be superior unlike RL where that must be lacking...one wonders why you would even lower yourself to spend any time posting or reading here...must be a real waste of time for you except for the fact it must boost your ego

[seemslikeadream]

OK, I've finally read this thread and I think everybody's got it all wrong.

It's a fucking joke! Regardless of whether you love all things crisis actor or consider it a Satanic abomination, I think chump is rolling on his ass giggling at your overheated reactions.

I mean, aside from the fact this is The Lounge, take a good look at that first photo, that's the giveaway. John Wilkes Fucking Booth. Stage actor certainly, but under no logical conception can you call what he did crisis acting. I don't for one second think that chump or anyone else posting here thinks that Booth faked the assassination, or that Lincoln faked his own death, or that any part of that conspiracy event involved contrivance. Patsy, yes! Crisis Actor? YOU MUST BE FUCKING JOKING!

So, my tip of the cap to you, chump. Anytime you want to put Andy Kaufman in your profile pic, you've earned it.

You are underestimating the level of dumb.

OMG, within a few seconds of the last one bph posted - http://rigorousintuition.ca/board2/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=39311&start=285#p579175 - this board is absolutely fucking rife with intellectual superiority complex. LOL!

some people just can't get enough of their own supremacy

[Wombaticus Rex]

I totally had a dream about reading this exchange earlier this morning.

[seemslikeadream]

ok ..sorry...just fulfilling your dream and I will stop now that I know we have our own resident RI psychiatrist AND intellectual all wrapped up in one person. Can we take down the Help Wanted sign now?

but it maybe that you were reading in your sleep

Flame pit = Hell...this posted by an intellectual

[brainpanhandler]

Flame pit = Hell...this posted by an intellectual

I didn't think I had to spell that out any further, but ok:

In a thread titled:

Pew: White Christians no longer a majority

Luther Blissett pithily wrote:

I hope this thread doesn't end up in the flame pit.

Kool maudit, not getting the joke, responded:

I hope this thread doesn't end up in the flame pit.

Well, it is an expression of glee at the diminishing of a racial/religious group. The avoidance of recrimination here will require either extreme ideological unanimity, zealous moderation or some sort of digression that results in us talking about either things that our cats do or the Muslim Brotherhood. Those sorts of things are very distracting.

I was simply helping them get the joke by writing, "Flame Pit = Hell".

I didn't think it needed any more elaboration, but apparently it did. You're welcome.

[seemslikeadream]

of course thanks so much doctor feel free to come into any thread of mine and interpret for the crowd since we all are not only intellectually challenged, possibly psychotic and/or humor impaired

you will though have to excuse my naiveté, last time a thread of mine was locked/pitted you were right there weren't you? You will have to forgive my lack of humor....but keep on keeping on I do enjoy your elaborations


but I know for a fact I can dance better than you

I am a real good dancer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PErUiAyVoGc


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El1kgCqD7Xk

[tapitsbo]

Funny how chump's OP examples contrast so starkly to the queasily-voiceover'ed flat-earth-esque youtube theorists.

Instead of exploring the distinction a lot of people here just seem to go "boom".

Yes I am dumb enough to want to point this out.

[Elihu]

I find it easy to sympathize with the kind of fundamental disorientation that leads to such blackrabbitholes as Crisis Actors or "Bruh, What if The Earth Was Actually Flat like Moses Said?"[/b]

just curious, what part offends: stationary? or something moses said?

[Wombaticus Rex]

Stupidity doesn't offend me.

Should it?

[Elihu]

you seemed upset.

[backtoiam]

I totally had a dream about reading this exchange earlier this morning.

Look here Sherriff, you can't start trippin too. We count on you to stay sane. You are not allowed to trip out. It is not in your job description.

[Wombaticus Rex]

Nah, this whole week has been a total reality leak. I blame crystals and that's not even a joke.

Happened to me again this morning, everything was familiar right up until about 30 minutes ago. It's a pretty weird feeling.

That said, this shouldn't affect my moderation. Indeed, if anything it should improve it since I already know who I'm going to ban tomorrow.

you seemed upset.

And speaking of deja vu, haven't we done this "you seemed angry" tango at least twice before?

Guys, last time I got angry I threw a huge, adorably self-important tantrum and left for a few weeks. You'll fucking know. I will be in your yard if it happens.