Kanye West - A Right Wing Dream

[Luther Blissett]

Not mentioned is the fact that his wife was recently terrorized and traumatized by a gang of armed, masked burglers and probably thought she was going to die. She might be Kris Kardashian's daughter, but she's still a human. She hasn't made many appearances (forced on her by her mother, including her mandated and constant social media that tipped the gang off) since and it's not unfathomable that they're both suffering from ptsd.

[Code Unknown]

Sure, he's a Black rapper, so it's gotta be coke, right?

You've heard his songs, right?

[FourthBase]

Not mentioned is the fact that his wife was recently terrorized and traumatized by a gang of armed, masked burglers and probably thought she was going to die. She might be Kris Kardashian's daughter, but she's still a human. She hasn't made many appearances (forced on her by her mother, including her mandated and constant social media that tipped the gang off) since and it's not unfathomable that they're both suffering from ptsd.

Not unfathomable that they are being threatened by some manner of satanic mafia where Jay and Bey are powerful members.

[brekin]

Not mentioned is the fact that his wife was recently terrorized and traumatized by a gang of armed, masked burglers and probably thought she was going to die. She might be Kris Kardashian's daughter, but she's still a human. She hasn't made many appearances (forced on her by her mother, including her mandated and constant social media that tipped the gang off) since and it's not unfathomable that they're both suffering from ptsd.

Not unfathomable that they are being threatened by some manner of satanic mafia where Jay and Bey are powerful members.

There is also the possibility that the robbery was staged as this hospitalization may be.
Both of them need to stay in the media glare and as time goes on they have less and less to keep them in it.
His beats and her yams have a shelf life, and they are just not very interesting people with very interesting lives.
They are rich (kind of) and famous (kind of) and talented (not really) depending on how you look at it.
Stuck in a hotel room I watched a marathon of Keeping Up With The Kardashians and it was pathetically easy to keep up with them and go beyond them.
They are probably running into money problems as their 'brand" has probably hit market saturation.

[Derek]

Not mentioned is the fact that his wife was recently terrorized and traumatized by a gang of armed, masked burglers and probably thought she was going to die. She might be Kris Kardashian's daughter, but she's still a human. She hasn't made many appearances (forced on her by her mother, including her mandated and constant social media that tipped the gang off) since and it's not unfathomable that they're both suffering from ptsd.

Not unfathomable that they are being threatened by some manner of satanic mafia where Jay and Bey are powerful members.

I recently published a novel that explores that very possibility in a satiric way. It's called Crash Gordon and the Illuminati Underground. I don't like talking up my own books, but an early review by Dr. Matthew Alford—author of The Writer with No Hands—should give you some idea of what it's all about:

5.0 out of 5 stars: The businessman drinks the coffee. The shark eats the businessman. The monster eats the shark. The monster eats the monster...

By Matthew Alford on November 4, 2016

In this book, Derek Swannson nails down his claim to be the conspiracy world’s Nick Cave. The latest in the Crash Gordon series is a brooding, sexy, outlandishly clever and emotionally literate spin through the horrors of late capitalism and the very real rise of a punitive security state.

We join our hero, Derek Swannson (yes!), as he hangs out with his friend Justine, talking conspiracies. A day later, Derek and his girlfriend Pam stumble across Justine’s mutilated corpse and, soon after, Derek finds that his slumping book sales have suddenly benefited from a massive and inexplicable boost.

Of course, it’s all part of a scheme hatched by an ethereal Satan-type and one of his billionaire human buddies, who want to make Derek a rich, miserable sell-out in order to scotch his unnervingly successful authorial efforts to enlighten the entire planet. Consequently, Derek and Pam start partying with thinly veiled stand-ins for Kanye West and Kim Kardashian (LARDassian) and, ultimately, meet black versions of Henry Kissinger and David Rockefeller – the lizardy rulers of all, who tempt Derek to join the Illuminati. If this all sounds rather silly and self-indulgent, I think that’s the point – and it works.

The greatest joy here though is in the real richness of conspiracy discourse. The material on 9/11 and JFK is already well-known fare but I found it to be particularly well distilled, while the details on the often complex Danny Casolaro/ PROMIS case were especially well elucidated and provided in plenty of glorious detail.

But Crash Gordon is much more: Thai prostitute pianists, tapeworm economics, UFOs and Archons, and echoes of those other American iconoclasts – P.J O’Rourke, Hunter S. Thompson, Thomas Pynchon. Every page is packed with more ideas and cultural references than you’d expect in entire chapters of normal fictional books. Inevitably, then, The Illuminati Underground can feel like a bit of a monster, akin to its classic antecedent - in both style and content – The Illuminatius! Trilogy by Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea. I mean, even the front cover is a massive shark eating a businessman whilst that massive shark is being eaten by Leviathan… you get the vibe.

It's a full, hard hit of all that is wondrous and appalling about contemporary US society. I'd go as far as to say that reading Swannson’s latest is like being shot into space on hallucinogens in a rocket packed with Americana and dynamite. Bite down hard on leather, then enjoy the overdose.

You can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Crash-Gordon-Ill ... B01LWW0CKF

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[Joe Hillshoist]

Sure, he's a Black rapper, so it's gotta be coke, right?

Nah its cos he is a narcissistic, up himself, egocentric tosspot with tickets but whatever....

[Joe Hillshoist]

Not mentioned is the fact that his wife was recently terrorized and traumatized by a gang of armed, masked burglers and probably thought she was going to die. She might be Kris Kardashian's daughter, but she's still a human. She hasn't made many appearances (forced on her by her mother, including her mandated and constant social media that tipped the gang off) since and it's not unfathomable that they're both suffering from ptsd.

I didn't know that. That sucks, as do home invaders.