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Study Finds Suspicious Circumstances Still Leading Cause Of Death In Russia
NEWS IN BRIEF
3.27.17 Vol 53 Issue 12
GENEVA—Warning that the trend represents a major national health issue, a study released Monday by the World Health Organization confirmed that suspicious circumstances remain the leading cause of death in Russia. “Our analysis has found that mysterious circumstances represent the number one overall killer of Russians, affecting men as young as 20 and as old as 80,” said study co-author Dr. Simon Gerber, adding that the findings linked several behavioral factors—most notably working in high-ranking positions within the fields of journalism, national government, or the petroleum industry—to an increased risk of someday succumbing to the deadly epidemic. “Although dubious and largely improbable coincidences have long been a leading cause of death across all regions of Russia, as well as among Russian-born citizens living abroad, we have seen a significant spike over the past 15 years, particularly within recent months. And the trend only shows signs of accelerating, which is incredibly worrying.” Gerber went on to say that if not properly addressed, the issue could soon become a global health crisis, given similarly high mortality rates attributed to suspicious circumstances in China, Iran, and North Korea.
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Elvis » Wed Mar 29, 2017 8:06 pm wrote::bigsmileStudy Finds Suspicious Circumstances Still Leading Cause Of Death In Russia
NEWS IN BRIEF
3.27.17 Vol 53 Issue 12
GENEVA—Warning that the trend represents a major national health issue, a study released Monday by the World Health Organization confirmed that suspicious circumstances remain the leading cause of death in Russia. “Our analysis has found that mysterious circumstances represent the number one overall killer of Russians, affecting men as young as 20 and as old as 80,” said study co-author Dr. Simon Gerber, adding that the findings linked several behavioral factors—most notably working in high-ranking positions within the fields of journalism, national government, or the petroleum industry—to an increased risk of someday succumbing to the deadly epidemic. “Although dubious and largely improbable coincidences have long been a leading cause of death across all regions of Russia, as well as among Russian-born citizens living abroad, we have seen a significant spike over the past 15 years, particularly within recent months. And the trend only shows signs of accelerating, which is incredibly worrying.” Gerber went on to say that if not properly addressed, the issue could soon become a global health crisis, given similarly high mortality rates attributed to suspicious circumstances in China, Iran, and North Korea.
http://www.theonion.com/article/study-f ... ding-55632
Here’s Why You’re Wrong
PufPuf93 » Thu Mar 30, 2017 9:21 am wrote:
It occurs to me that life is the leading cause of death. I know of no death that was not proceeded by life.
seemslikeadream » Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:00 pm wrote:WYDEN.....trumpty dumbty's tax returns! money laundering !!
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Nordic » Thu Mar 30, 2017 3:21 pm wrote:
Really? Russia had daily newspaper and local news on the tv telling people to vote for Trump because Hillary was eeeevil American?
Alt-reality. We used to call this FUCKIN CRAZY.
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