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DrEvil » Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:04 pm wrote:2016 Election: Donald Trump Wins the White House in Upset
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where's Upset? is it near here?
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We live in crazy times: Neo-Nazis have declared New Balance the ‘Official Shoes of White People’
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/mor ... te-people/
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seemslikeadream » Tue Nov 15, 2016 11:10 pm wrote:We live in crazy times: Neo-Nazis have declared New Balance the ‘Official Shoes of White People’
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/mor ... te-people/

Oh, ffs. I just bought a pair of NB all-terrains at a good price to try to help my worn-out knees.
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smoking since 1879 » Fri Nov 11, 2016 3:41 am wrote:where's Upset? is it near here?
There's a place in the mountains here called Upsete, so roughly one Atlantic ocean away.
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KKK members insist they’re not “white supremacists”
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/kkk-insists ... remacists/
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Trump to display letter from Nixon in Oval Office: report
http://thehill.com/homenews/administrat ... ice-report
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Saddam Hussein’s daughter praises Trump for his ‘high level of political sensibility’
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politic ... -1.2920095
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The last 24 hours of Trump
http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/22/politics/ ... index.html
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The Washington Post Uses Male Symbol to Announce Historic Women’s March
http://motto.time.com/4623692/washingto ... uguration/


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The Washington Post is the fucking devil personified. Stupid+Evil in one slim package. No redeeming qualities.

The Times tries to do that, but then they also publish stuff like this several times a month:

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/06/busin ... he-us.html
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Washington Post Express expresses embarrassment about gender symbol error:

@WaPoExpress .@dckath You're totally right — we'll be addressing this and including a corrected image in tomorrow's paper.
https://twitter.com/WaPoExpress/status/ ... wsrc%5Etfw

Upcoming Copy Editor layoffs? Soooo totally Washington.

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Man arrested after deputies mistake kitty litter for meth

http://myfox8.com/2017/01/09/man-arrest ... -for-meth/
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Police: Conn. politician said he no longer has to be ‘politically correct,’ pinched woman’s groin

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Conway suggests Trump administration will use 'Alternative Facts'
https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/2390570b-4 ... trump.html
The Merriam-Webster dictionary is having to tell people what a fact is
http://home.bt.com/news/news-extra/the- ... 4140582810
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